Good point.. Mhmm. dreams are really weird because you dent question the reality them at all. We you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only  tumblr
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - teranin
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MFW this guy acts like he's never seen the banana mafia before
MFW this guy acts like he's never seen the banana mafia before
#47 to #5 - anon id: 43721b7c
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GGGGGGGGROUND
#71 to #5 - ringobyjingo
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#146 to #5 - usernameluisdjlols
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#32 - cutter
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Have the ability to control my dreams all my life
all throughout the dreams i would do kick-ass stuff
love every minute of it
finally, i have a terrible dream

lions would kill my cat and i had to run to mexico
i had no control over this
for two days after i couldn't control them
every dream was a nightmare

3 days later I saw a genie in my dream

completely raped the lions
ovens would rain down killing all the trees
no way i was going to let this happen
for no reason i grabbed the nearest plunger and shanked the Genie
i didn't quite know what i did that for
right then i regained control
most of the lions were already dead so i just watched the carnage ahead
even the trees were not faring too well
definitely happy that was over.
#158 to #32 - anon id: 0143f59c
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anyone have that mindblown gif?
User avatar #161 to #32 - jpv
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.............*sigh*......This one time i dreamed i was in my grandmother's house, thing is, i was on my knees going down my way on some small corridor. While going down i found a Chucky doll(yes from the movie) , small, could fit in my hand, when i looked back on the ground it wasn't there anymore. I kept going down, i looked to my left and saw a room full of bald babies, and they were talking random stuff between each other, i just kept going. I finally got out of the corridor and was in the middle of my grandmas living room, i saw this enormous cloud of red smoke that started chasing me, i started running while telling to myself to scream something related to god, i screamed "SANTA CLAUS!", then i suddenly woke up in my bed......but.....there she was, ******* chucky's girldfriend doll(dunno her name). She was crying at the bottom of my bed, sobbing and sobbing about how i killed chucky, which i dont remember doing. There i lay, listening when it started getting on my nerves, i sit up and threw a punch aiming to her face when the bitch bit my knuckle, there i woke up in the same bed, this time i was awake, my knuckles were hurting and i clearly remember seeing bite marks. Never slept in that room again.
User avatar #33 to #32 - cutter
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read the first letter of every sentence
User avatar #41 to #33 - Blargosnarf
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*sigh*... asshole...
#63 to #41 - tvfreakuk
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Now come on, I know that I'm sometimes quite annoyed by that bandwagon because of it's overuse... But I have to admit that was quite a humorous and original form of this specific joke
Now come on, I know that I'm sometimes quite annoyed by that bandwagon because of it's overuse... But I have to admit that was quite a humorous and original form of this specific joke
User avatar #67 to #63 - Blargosnarf
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I was... saying it in... a joking form...
User avatar #68 to #67 - tvfreakuk
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It's hard to tell when someone is joking in writing...
#8 - bothemastaofall
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I asked my sister and her boyfriend why they chose to have sex before marriage. This happened twice in the dream.

Response 1) Something about voting for Obama
Response 2) "So we can watch wilebeast on the discovery channel"

Made perfect sense to me.
#129 to #8 - pokemonstheshiz
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BFW
#45 - BigSammy
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I tried lucid dreaming the other night.   
I'm not very good at it, the best I could do was get some chick with a big ass to sit on my face. Then my friend came in and told me to help her beat the Bearenstein Bears Arcade Game at the talent show.   
MFW I actually helped her
I tried lucid dreaming the other night.
I'm not very good at it, the best I could do was get some chick with a big ass to sit on my face. Then my friend came in and told me to help her beat the Bearenstein Bears Arcade Game at the talent show.
MFW I actually helped her
User avatar #138 to #45 - mondominiman
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Lucid dreaming is cool but if you **** up then you're stuck in sleep paralysis which is a living hell. You actually start to see monstors and crazy scary things walk around your bed or stand next to you and you can't move a single muscle.
#165 to #138 - anon id: b5071547
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That sounds awesome
#9 - retrochris
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Actually there are some things you can do while you're dreaming in order to find out that you're dreaming, eg:
In your dream you check your watch , wait a bit and check it again : time has changed way too much, vould even show an earlier time than when you checked first.
You open a book and read: einther random letters or the same words repeating over and over again.
I think that is quite interesting.
.... but if I ever meet the amazing pengwolf in a dream plz noone wake me up.
User avatar #185 to #9 - virtigo
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But since you almost never question the reality of the dream, this has no use.
User avatar #207 to #9 - fukkendragonite
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Yeah but when you dream, you don't have the sense to do that. And you don't have the sense to even believe for a second that it's a dream
User avatar #10 to #9 - masdercheef
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I remember one time I found out I was in a dream very effectively. Some gangster or terrorist or something that looked awfully similar to the recon class of Battlefield 3 was coming at me with a knife, so I kicked it out of his hand. I immediately woke up to sudden pain in my big toe and the sound of a loud bang.... So, yeah, kicking walls really works.
#11 to #9 - lolfire
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They are called reality checks.
There's plenty of them, checking watches, switching on and off lights, trying to poke through your hand with your finger, looking in mirrors.

The more you do them while awake, the higher the chance of you doing them in a dream, which increases your chances of becoming lucid (aware) and being able to control your dream.

I've been lucid dreaming for about 3-4 years now. You should look into it. It's ridiculously fun.
User avatar #109 to #11 - rokkarokkaali
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I've lucid dreamed twice.
First time I was walking with my ex through a library to a cliff with a picnic table. Then I bent her over and ****** her.
Other dream, I spent about 30 minutes walking on some freeway-like walkways talking to my friend, then I realized I was dreaming and ****** my ex who was conveniently right in front of me.
I think my penis has controlled my dreams.
User avatar #14 to #11 - itachijebest
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wait so...now i don't remember dreams...at least i don't think so...i have this big fantasy and imaginational boom everytime before i wake up, but i don't think that is dream, ecause i am totaly aware that it's unreal....i never remembered dream... do you think i could if i started this lucid dreaming (lucid dream is also a song by Franz Ferdinand, but who cares)
User avatar #15 to #14 - retrochris
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first step to remind your dreams is repeating the following sentence just before you sleep " when I wake up, I'll remember my dream"
Repeat it over and over again. For me it worked.
#12 to #11 - retrochris
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dude, that's exactly what I'm aiming at, read through loads of stuff about it ^^ I'm just too stupid to manage I think
User avatar #13 to #12 - lolfire
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You need to be keeping a dream diary. It won't work unless you do.
#143 - CupcakeMaster
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>banana mafia
#80 - wowqueen
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One time when I was like 11 I had a dream that I beat my friend half to death, carried him up a mountain, then put him in a school locker where we made out and I left him up there locked in the locker, on my way down I saw his parents and they were looking for him, I felt so bad that I killed him. I have never told him, but that night I woke up from my nightmare and went in my parents room ( which I hadn't done since I was like 5) and told my mom I had a really bad dream, so I slept on her floor, I did not sleep that night, I just thought, why, why did I dream of something so creepy.
#193 - veryinteresting
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Banana mafia.
#79 - harrytheheadcrab
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>MFW Lucid dreaming.
#115 to #79 - justakewldewd
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Exactly. A few night ago I was having a dream where I was in middle school again. I hated middle school so the thought that was going through my head was "great, this **** again. Wait, this **** again? Oh, I'm dreaming. **** yes." I then proceeded to try and get with every girl I could but apparently dream vaginas have invisible force fields that deny entry.   
   
**** you brain. **** you.   
   
After that I went to New Vegas or something and saw a Deathclaw. I stood there frozen for a second then thought randomly "I wonder what it would be like to **** that." Then I remember I was dreaming and this   
<---   
would by my expression at the moment.   
   
No magical force fields there. I found that out and I was like "wait, this works? What the **** subconscious, how long were you stewing on this one? Well... carry on." And just relentless Deathclaw ******* for the rest of the dream. Had it not been a dream my entire body would have been ribbons by then end of it.   
   
I like lucid dreaming, is all I'm saying.
Exactly. A few night ago I was having a dream where I was in middle school again. I hated middle school so the thought that was going through my head was "great, this **** again. Wait, this **** again? Oh, I'm dreaming. **** yes." I then proceeded to try and get with every girl I could but apparently dream vaginas have invisible force fields that deny entry.

**** you brain. **** you.

After that I went to New Vegas or something and saw a Deathclaw. I stood there frozen for a second then thought randomly "I wonder what it would be like to **** that." Then I remember I was dreaming and this
<---
would by my expression at the moment.

No magical force fields there. I found that out and I was like "wait, this works? What the **** subconscious, how long were you stewing on this one? Well... carry on." And just relentless Deathclaw ******* for the rest of the dream. Had it not been a dream my entire body would have been ribbons by then end of it.

I like lucid dreaming, is all I'm saying.
User avatar #204 to #115 - harbingerwolf
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I really want to lucid dream more, i dont have any though. Had one once, couldnt believe how realistic it was. But the dream just consisted of me going to the bathroom, washing my hands, realising the toilets on backwards, realising it was a dream, then waking up :/
User avatar #116 to #115 - harrytheheadcrab
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Rape.
#118 to #116 - justakewldewd
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Yeah, usually it's the Deathclaws that rape me. In that dream, I rape the Deathclaws.

**** was cash.
User avatar #119 to #118 - harrytheheadcrab
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The girls... Rape the girls.
#120 to #119 - justakewldewd
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I tried man, I tried. There was that magical force field ******** in the first paragraph you seem to have missed. If I could have I would have had them crawling over me soaking wet calling my name in a voice softer than velvet but I couldn't do ****. Afterwards. Hence going to New Vegas, hence wondering what it would be like to **** a Deathclaw, hence getting some Deathclaw ass.

Extremes had been gone to, something that simple had been thought of.
User avatar #123 to #120 - harrytheheadcrab
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I thought you meant force field as in the word "No".
#130 to #123 - justakewldewd
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It was a dream. No would have meant yes. Yes would have meant "put a baby in me." Granted next time I find myself being chased by Slender man I'll try saying "no" really loud and hope for a force field. If that works, I may come back with what it was like to **** Slender-Man's hot ass sister. Who knows.
#108 - giygasman
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Ya best peel out cuz i got a ripe feeling bout' you.