Religion Part 2. Exactly Mr Carr, exactly. If we' re all God' s i, children, whtat' s so I special Caits Rati! r'. > Father, Jesus Christ, Holy Spirit > Trinity (3) > Half-Life 3 confirmed Religion Atheism
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #23 - dominikq
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> Father, Jesus Christ, Holy Spirit
> Trinity (3)
> Half-Life 3 confirmed
#37 to #23 - sagedivinity
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You might find this useful next time.
#236 to #23 - anon id: 210c40d2
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IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE. SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.
User avatar #165 to #23 - enorus
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Amen
#24 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account**
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User avatar #97 to #24 - YllekNayr
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All denominations of Christianity believe that...
User avatar #195 to #97 - adrianking
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Nope. Read up Mormonism.
User avatar #198 to #195 - YllekNayr
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Technicality on that one I suppose.

"Most" denominations of Christianity, as in not exclusively Catholics, believe that.
#28 to #24 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account**
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#29 to #28 - aproudpatriot
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It didn't go well
User avatar #39 to #28 - galkawhm
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I walked on water that was below 32 degrees Fahrenheit.
#138 to #39 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account**
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#226 to #28 - jakols
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i live in Norway and i frequently walk on the lake on my way to the store or to my friends...

your argument is invalid
User avatar #44 - liljason
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died on cross for sins, you loose
User avatar #191 to #44 - kevinites
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but how do you know that?
User avatar #45 to #44 - TheHutchie
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Nah, he tight.
User avatar #146 to #45 - retributionthepimp
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Comments like this are why I'm sooo not done with this site.
User avatar #3 - mynameisgeorge
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Woah, another oversimplified view on religion

Yet the same people who post these are the ones who bash others for being ignorant about evolution

This statement is the equivalent of a creationist saying "Well if we all evolved from cells, why am I a human?"

If you take the simplest, uninformed version of anything it sounds retarded
#17 to #3 - Happiness
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#38 to #3 - anon id: 4600312f
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Bible stands for book.
Your beliefs are based on a book.
I can write a book and say it's holy.
Will you praise my book?
I sell them for $15 a piece.
#42 to #3 - jimimij
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If you're gonna be right, you gotta be clever...
User avatar #26 to #3 - foxxywithpaws
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Woah, another overanalysing (I'm presuming) Christian.

It's a joke, not a dick, don't take it so hard. :3
User avatar #5 to #3 - honkan
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Its a joke. Just that. A small little joke that pokes fun at Christianity. Don't take it seriously.
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User avatar #11 to #5 - finni
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Yeah, there are worse things than this. It's nothing to be all fussed up about
#77 - mishaestrin
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#125 to #77 - iamphoenix
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Brian's also a giant douchebag and a contrarian, so that's part of it.
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#134 to #133 - iamphoenix
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That too, but Klaus is a talking fish so **** it, amirite?
#139 to #134 - anon id: a21b001d
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But Klaus was an East German Olympic ski-jumper who later was turned into a fish by the CIA.
#141 to #139 - iamphoenix
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Well, Brian wrote a book.
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User avatar #168 to #125 - enorus
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Pretty much every major character in Family Guy is a douchebag though.
#261 to #168 - iamphoenix
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Except Greased-up Deaf Guy!
#56 - heartlessrobot
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Tell me, why exactly does anyone give a **** what other people believe? As long as it has no bearing on the life of anyone else, it's irrelevant if you don't believe it or study it.
#135 to #56 - anon id: dc2373a0
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Because religious groups control american politics, have influence over the science, and create a holier-than-thou aura about most policies in communities, cities, and states.

If Christians minded their own business and didn't try to force their morals on other people, atheists wouldnt have anything to argue about.

They dont though.

See: Stem cell research, the Pledge, creationsism, every political figure in the past couple decades, science class rooms, gay marriage, and in some cases, sexism.
User avatar #147 to #135 - nucularwar
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I don't give a **** what other people believe, as long as they don't try to make other people believe it too
#148 to #147 - anon id: 0f71d72a
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Well personally if my wife doesn't do what I say I plan on beating her.
#217 to #148 - anon id: 87c5a9d7
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>implying you'll ever see a vagina.
#161 to #56 - anon id: d568e01f
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Please cite the monopoly of suffering that all religions have held on people in the past and continue to do so today.
User avatar #117 to #56 - theblacksheep
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To be honest no one cares what anyone believes in the privacy of one's home. But the problem here in The United States is that a new era of "born again" mother ******* are literalists to an extreme. Even in the beginning of Christianity genesis was seen as a story, not to be taken as the literal creation of the universe. But now these nut jobs push for things like teaching creationism in school, even though it was already ruled on as not being a science by the US Gov.
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#84 - mishaestrin
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da-ra-ra-ra ra-ra-ra

da-ra-ra-ra ra-ra-ra-ra.
#90 to #84 - mishaestrin
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User avatar #35 - niralius
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why do atheists believe they can get away with such stupid questions?...
inb4 red thumbs
#36 to #35 - anon id: 6df3f42b
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It's funny because your question was stupid
#41 to #35 - anon id: c7ffa3f5
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This one they can't. The reason Jesus is special is because he isn't just God's son, he IS God.
User avatar #46 to #41 - GoldenLotus
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Well, that's only the Catholic belief. Other sects don't believe in the trinity.
User avatar #47 to #46 - yunoavailable
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no, I am a non-denominational christian and the trinity is common teaching in most churches
User avatar #48 to #47 - GoldenLotus
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Really? Well I guess what I'm trying to say is not all sects of Christianity believe that. Sorry for the mistake.
#52 to #48 - atmdk
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Just FYI, not trying to start anything, but MOST denominations believe in the trinity. The few that don't aren't all that "mainstream" (save Mormonism, but that's a whole other bag of worms)
User avatar #60 to #52 - alfredtheweak
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Christianity is typically defined (very very simply) as the following:
1. Belief in God
2. Belief that Jesus Christ is God incarnated
3. Belief that Jesus Christ died and rose to forgive the sins of humanity
4. Belief in the three Persons in One God (the Holy Trinity)

With this definition, Mormonism is not a Christian religion.
#267 to #60 - atmdk
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Yes, I agree. But they call themselves Christian, and I didn't want to be offensive.
User avatar #50 to #48 - yunoavailable
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that's fine and really I don't care. I hate religious debates on the internet
User avatar #51 to #50 - yunoavailable
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not that this was bad, just in general
User avatar #53 to #46 - disturbedfan
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I'm Lutheran and we believe in the Trinity.
User avatar #43 to #41 - niralius
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i know, but atheists usually try ANYTHING to seem superior, when true christians don't even consider themselves superior, they consider themselves as equal or inferior...
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User avatar #265 to #137 - niralius
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I wrote "true" christian, not anybody that just calls themselves christains...
#72 to #43 - Visual
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I'm not saying that this isn't the most sound argument against Christianity, but it's a question meant to provoke some thought behind it. Sure maybe a Christian could soundly refute that, but it sounds like it's aimed toward "Christians" who don't know why they're Christian.
User avatar #73 to #72 - niralius
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in which case its like trying to undermine someone who doesn't paint at all by asking them bunch of **** about painting... not a way to get your point across...
User avatar #58 to #35 - slumberdonkey
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I could say the same about religious people. Do you know how many times I've heard the question "How could believe that "nothing" came from "nothing" and a whole bunch of "nothing" happened and now we're here?"
No atheist has ever said any of that. Unless they were dumb. In which case they should not have been speaking for an entire group of people.
User avatar #59 to #58 - niralius
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yeah, shoving your beliefs or lack thereof should never happen...
#224 to #58 - anon id: d568e01f
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I implore you to check out "A Universe From Nothing" by Lawrence Krauss.
User avatar #264 to #224 - slumberdonkey
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I'm going to quote that video right now: "Nothing isn't nothing anymore, in physics"
Just because we can't measure something doesn't mean it's nothing.
#64 to #35 - anon id: be91d55c
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Well this one is a joke, but "stupid questions" are a mocking way of pointing out flaws in religious beliefs. Same goes when theists make "stupid questions" or comments about flaws they find in atheistic beliefs.

It happens both ways, stop being butthurt
User avatar #67 to #64 - niralius
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Oh I know, but these "mocking questions" are just plain dumb...
User avatar #196 to #35 - pokemonstheshiz
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but it's not all atheists. Don't judge us all by the few idiots. I'm actually agnostic, but people lump us together so whatevs
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Agnostic what...?
You can't just say "Agnostic" there is actually two different types of Agnostic, one is Agnostic Theist which leans more towards the side of a sentient being and Agnostic Atheist which leans towards the opposite of that.

When it comes to the internet I find it more atheists that try to spark a religious debate. Most of those "religious nuts" on the net aren't even religious but are usually trying to start something. Most of the religious internet users are always in their part of the net whether it be like some religious youtube video, forum, etc. and a lot of them are pretty cool guys. Of course, you have a few of your dickheads who just say you're going to hell and ****, but I don't find them nearly often as I find some random Atheist bashing on people just because they think it's something stupid to believe in.
User avatar #248 to #206 - pokemonstheshiz
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There are actually a variety of types of agnostic, more than just the two. I consider myself sprititual agnostic, which is that whether a deity exists or not is of no importance to me, I try to do good and follow my own morals simply because it's something I think I should do. But if I have to be in one of those categories I would say agnostic atheist
User avatar #230 to #35 - ryander
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They don't. Its meant to be funny. ****** jokes are fine, 9/11 jokes are fine. religion jokes cause instant **********. Can't explain that.
User avatar #177 to #35 - pokemonstheshiz
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same reason some creationists believe they can get away with such stupid answers