Asians..... Read minds. Featuring Amy Poehler and the Best-Buy Chink..
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Asians....

Read minds. Featuring Amy Poehler and the Best-Buy Chink.

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Submitted: 02/24/2013
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#11 - skords (02/24/2013) [+] (19 replies)
**skords rolled a random comment #839756 posted by zetsumeitaka at Friendly ** :
And then I realized, Eventually somebody will roll this.
#4 - N. Korean citizen (02/24/2013) [+] (6 replies)
We tried to warn you...
User avatar #84 - switchblayde (02/24/2013) [+] (9 replies)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE
You have to spread the message!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!!
#3 - thenewmaroi (02/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I always thought of that when this commercial comes on....
I always thought of that when this commercial comes on....
User avatar #7 to #3 - soerd (02/24/2013) [-]
gah! pick a tense and stick with it.
#36 - repperly (02/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**repperly rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at thunderbolt **
Mfw i am around Asians and see tentacles
#37 - shazmothree (02/24/2013) [-]
#66 - ludislavonac (02/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
is... is it possible that anon wasn't a faggot all this time?
#78 - tinybroadcaster (02/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Yes... Asians :S
Yes... Asians :S
#25 - erbwie (02/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be on Funnyjunk
>Sees post about asians reading minds
>Expects comments to be filled with copypasta
>mfw not a single fucking one.
#77 - gibroner ONLINE (02/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Oh my God! Anon wasn't just being a tool!
Oh my God! Anon wasn't just being a tool!
#75 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account** (02/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
she wants the D
#116 - unchangedgreen (02/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**unchangedgreen rolled a random image posted in comment #3085907 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** mfw i see asians
#42 - flashlight (02/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Popular Smartphones?....

Names telecom providers.....
#48 - karlthemarxist (02/24/2013) [+] (9 replies)
#16 - fingrayn (02/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
dunno why but sounded like the beginning of a porn to me
dunno why but sounded like the beginning of a porn to me
#60 - winniedawho (02/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Only Asian I know who could read minds.
#121 - algonquin (02/25/2013) [-]
minds, i...
User avatar #128 - chinksfaptoo (02/25/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I HAVE PICS OF HIM SHIRTLESS
#131 to #128 - hardongo ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
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#118 - robodexo (02/25/2013) [-]
Those last six tags...
Those last six tags...
#31 - bitchplzzz (02/24/2013) [-]
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