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FIT: post your beta stories. This happened last night to me
we 31 year old virgin (yes a wizard)
Mcnally meet a girl who likes me (shes leaker but not complaining at this point)
met to know her a bit mere
whee obviously as desperate as i am
send up in
roshe asks mete kiss her
rd kiss her okay, nevermore it befire but it seemed alright
her boobs
weep feeling her up
ewe both get into the back of herrer (quite a let Kareem there)
roshe takes off her skirt and i pull drjeans and boxer shorts off
was panties en
rim rock hard at this point
were we go, time to lese the virginity
Edie down en top of her
adeath down to put my dick in her
meshing it against her pussy
want find a hole
restart to go red (i blush easily anyway)
distill cant find her ******* hole
eat this point i can feel tomate red
met ene hand ever herbage SC) she cant see me blushing
roshe starts panicking, squirming etc
weep trying to find her hole with my other hand
rd accidently cum befire i can find it
wees all ever her lower belly
distill pressing my hand ever herbage
whee screaming into my hand at this point
rd run out the car and sprint away as fast as i can with underwear en
wwait till it gets backthen sneak heme half naked
so i could use some cheering up ml
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Submitted: 02/24/2013
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#1 - vycanismajoris (02/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**vycanismajoris rolled user iamdusk ** Sick **** .
#5 - Maroon (02/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #14 - fitchy (02/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
nobody is this sad and pathetic.....calling bs
#13 - fjsaints ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #12 - addictakilla (02/24/2013) [-]
i was lurking this thread.
everyone was feely for OP and his painfully true stories.
User avatar #6 - iforgetwhattosay (02/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
is it that hard to find a ******* hole? if anything, you can ******* look.
#8 to #6 - jiltist (02/24/2013) [-]
They were two large people lying on top of each other in the backseat of a motor vehicle. He probably had no room to position himself to look.
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User avatar #9 - aldheim (02/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I am in no way speaking from personal experience, but surely it can't be difficult to find the hole.
#16 to #11 - Skwurll (02/24/2013) [-]
Protip: Hole is at the bottom, not center.
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User avatar #7 - drcocktail (02/24/2013) [-]
Ha!
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