Christian Love. bless the holy shaft of the lord. Resolved Question Show me another In What does it feel like when Jesus enters you? Ithink I' m ready to let hi Jesus loves You so use lube
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What does it feel like when Jesus enters you?
Ithink I' m ready to let him come inside of me
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asher
Sometimes, ifyou' re nervous, he may not be able to enter you. Just relax and let him
slide himself into you gently. It may hurt as you stretch to accommodate his holiness.
Then he can entercom again, then again in iteresting motion which then feels really
good.
You are now Christian. If you have never let another prophet or deity enter you before
you may bleed a little as your/ Weiss" or Agnosticism breaks. I suggest lube.
tweeks ego
scipii... -cct
Asker' s Rating: is it it it it
LOL, great answer.
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#2 - finni (02/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Something actually funny that mocks Christianity. That's a good OP. Here, have a cookie
User avatar #1 - reican (02/24/2013) [-]
I feel violated, which give me psychological traumas which result in me killing his friends, nail him to a piece of wood and watch him die slowly.
#7 - anonymous (02/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
There are an awful lot of religious-beating jokes/posts/threads/comments in FJ (and the sensation that most of the debate, either on one side or the other, comes from US people).
In any case, this lot of bashing not only makes you look like bigots, it also looks like you're trying to overcompensate for something buried in your belief backyard.
tl;dr? Less bashing, more tolerance.
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