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stalking down street late at night
ssee sne of my girl best friends walking with
scant recognise her its foggy out
tthey get closer and I realise its the girl Ne been crushing en fer months
sch **** they' seen me I can' t crass the mad to maid new
can feel the spaghetti begin to run down mythics as I walk closer
shield greets me by waving and shouting my name
backwardly wave back trying to contain my spaghetti
sshe introduced mete her oh **** shes SC) hot
ssays hits me
sphaghetti running down my legs at an alarming rate face going red as a tomate
scant bring say hi and i blurt out ""
sshe leeks at me like special
sphaghetti spills out hem the bottom of my pants, oh ****
pstart to hyperventilate and fart uncontrollably
sshe steps back as my friend has already made a run fer it
sits tee late new
smelter liquid **** explodes hem my anus, the force sending my pants into the stratosphere
horrible mess of spaghetti and **** Meyers the streets
sshe begins to projectile vomit all place, plastering my shahid cock in puke
sthe smell is overwhelming
pstart to run away in embarrassment
islip an spaghetti
wwhile in my cock begins to spin around like the blades ma helicopter
spuddenly I can fly
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shy ever to her alpha as **** and pluck her hem the mayhem
stake to the skies as she screams
tell her everything is fine new
sask her where she lives and fly her home
strep her at the doorstep and tell her i had a nice time
sshe said she did tee
ssay bye in a hushed tone as i walk away wearing nothing but a **** / vomit/ spaghetti sauce stained white shirt
ffeel badass as ****
spacebook meassage her next day
spacebook says shes seen the message
sne reply
smfw
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Submitted: 02/24/2013
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User avatar #1 - guiguito ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
the pain
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