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#2 - infinitereaper (02/24/2013) [-]
If you were a tree, you would be standing in an eternal summer, your elegant beauty would be unmatched, and in full blossom your splendor you glow like a thousand suns. Alas, I am but a humble bumble bee, and I am drawn to you,for you are irresistible, I cannot stray away, I want you now and forever... please do me the honor, of sampling your sweet nectar.   
   
Oh yeah- I'm good.
If you were a tree, you would be standing in an eternal summer, your elegant beauty would be unmatched, and in full blossom your splendor you glow like a thousand suns. Alas, I am but a humble bumble bee, and I am drawn to you,for you are irresistible, I cannot stray away, I want you now and forever... please do me the honor, of sampling your sweet nectar.

Oh yeah- I'm good.
User avatar #91 to #2 - RisenLichen (02/24/2013) [-]
Now say it to an actual girl.
#100 to #91 - infinitereaper (02/24/2013) [-]
I... I couldn't do that.
I... I couldn't do that.
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User avatar #42 to #2 - bothemastaofall (02/24/2013) [-]
Good. Now say it on the fly
#17 to #2 - raspoetin (02/24/2013) [-]
I am swoon.    
   
Please sex me now.
I am swoon.

Please sex me now.
User avatar #23 to #17 - chexmex (02/24/2013) [-]
Wax is hilarious!
#16 to #2 - anonymous (02/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #14 to #2 - SonofChuck (02/24/2013) [-]
Wow, I actually felt wooed by that...
#13 to #2 - iFail (02/24/2013) [-]
If you were a tree, you would be standing in an eternal summer, your elegant beauty would be unmatched, and in full blossom your splendor you glow like a thousand suns. Alas, I am but a humble bumble bee, and I am drawn to you,for you are irresistible, I cannot stray away, I want you now and forever... please do me the honor, of sampling your sweet nectar.
If you were a tree, and I was a dog. I'd definitely piss all over your feet with pride and not think twice about it.
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