Flirting

Yeah.... She's not saying anything....

I'm not sure how I should react to this. Did you guys just help me get a date with my crush?

Jessica Good, if you're looking at this comment section right now. I want you to know that this is probably the coolest thing I've seen any girl do that isn't self-deprecating.

I hope you people know you can change what people say on facebook with "Inspect Element"

if that's legit
it's pretty damn impressive

Did this just happen.. Holy shit.. This is one of the best things I've ever seen on Funnyjunk.. Damn dude, I wish you all the luck

Go forth you magnificent bastard.

I've been on fj for a while now, and I do believe this is by far the best thing i've ever seen.

Beauty manifests itself in the most extraordinary and diverse ways, from the most simplistic geometric shapes, to the most complex celestial formations. What I have just witnessed is among those wonders of nature. This event is equivalent in beauty with the aurora borealis, the grand canyon, the most vast and extravagant nebulae, etc. I am ever glad I was able to witness it, and I wish you the best of luck.

Here it is, don't know if you want it but i this is a legendary win!

congrats bro.
i need to try something like this too...
btw. we didnt do anything, it was your idea to do it.

oh wow

GJ FJ!

I call bullshit, sorry.

You better not fuck this up.

Jessica "Good" Tree

Getit? Because her last name is Good.

Hey man and how did it go? What's your status now?

I got a date with her for Friday

He actually did.

Yes, now he did...

Good fucking roll, man.

If you were a tree, you would be standing in an eternal summer, your elegant beauty would be unmatched, and in full blossom your splendor you glow like a thousand suns. Alas, I am but a humble bumble bee, and I am drawn to you,for you are irresistible, I cannot stray away, I want you now and forever... please do me the honor, of sampling your sweet nectar.
If you were a tree, and I was a dog. I'd definitely piss all over your feet with pride and not think twice about it.

I am swoon.

Please sex me now.

Wax is hilarious!

Now say it to an actual girl.

I... I couldn't do that.

Wow, I actually felt wooed by that...

Good. Now say it on the fly

Idk, trees usually have branches.

Do you happen to have the part where he says "the easy way or the hard way"?

nope nut I got this one

That's good too. Thanks.

DAMMIT I Told Marceline not to upload that!

Saved for my Fap-Folder. I thank you.

don't thank me, thank the roll gods