That sock. I have to wonder who first ate a chicken egg. I mean, this round object just comes right out of a chicken's rear. Did someone just lose a bet or some
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I have to wonder who first ate a chicken egg. I mean, this round object just comes right out of a chicken's rear. Did someone just lose a bet or something? I have no clue, man. Kinda like how it would feel to molest a toddler in the ass, except I know how that feels. If you've ever molested a toddler, you know what I'm talking about. Have you ever heard the phrase "once you go black you never go back"? Of course you have. But what about MJ? He went black, and he went back. Have any of you ever fondled your dog's anus? I have. It's warm as **** . Eventually they just **** , though, so that's not as fun. Still warm. I want to spend a day eating with my ass. Just go to fancy restaurants and shove steak up my ass, look the waiter straight in the eye, and say "my compliments to the chef". I would probably get kicked out. But then I would march right back in with my dog nipple vest and turn the waiter into a hat. I like hats. I also like tacos. I wonder if it'd be possible to **** a fetus. Would it just kinda break around my dick, or what? I'm curious now. I kinda want to take a fetus, shove it up my ass, and pretend to give birth in the middle of a town square. Who thought up the idea of a fire drill? When I shoot up a school, I'm going to wait for a fire drill. They'll all just be lined up like fish in a barrel. I wonder how many fish it would take to make a fish scale dildo. Damn, I've been typing for the last eight minutes and I still have one thousand characters to go. oh well, back to typing. How may of you have shoved ropes up your ass and pretended to be assthulu? don't lie, you all have. We all have. Just go around with strings hanging out your ass, bent over, and getting people to worship your elder ass god. I'm going to go do that now.

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#1 - bearsixteen (02/23/2013) [-]
Single most disturbing description i have ever read
#7 - breakfastlunch (02/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This should come in handy at some point.

Now, about that description...
#11 - beldum (02/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
" If you've ever molested a toddler, you know what I'm talking about."



jesus ******* christ
#3 - thehumor (02/24/2013) [-]
"shhh, you don't know what a penis is"
"shhh, you don't know what a penis is"
#8 - Temari ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
That description...
#18 - Gonnafly ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
Finally get to use this
#27 - europe (02/24/2013) [-]
that description... what the **** , OP?
#9 - masdercheef (02/24/2013) [-]
>MFW that description
#22 - herrdouchebag (02/24/2013) [-]
Oh god the description
+7
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#67 - Plagus (02/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
No beef with the content...

BUT **** YOU OP.

**** YOUR REPOSTING ASS.
#12 - Alchemyst ONLINE (02/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have no idea when this will be useful.
#36 - kirokan (02/24/2013) [-]
ive had this a a reaction pic for ages now
#31 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (02/24/2013) [-]
That description
That description
#82 - sweetellie ONLINE (02/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Every time this gets posted it gets hundreds of thumbs.. I'm so sick of looking at it.
Every time this gets posted it gets hundreds of thumbs.. I'm so sick of looking at it.
#86 to #84 - sweetellie ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
...ok then?
...ok then?
User avatar #63 - DrBobsPatient (02/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
can't people just favorite this, and then laugh at it on their own account instead of filling the front page with reposts?
+3
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