4chan is weird. Found while browsing. I Anonymous 02/ 23/ 13( ). 23334( awake up in the year 2024 gget out of bed pm". mai., pput on my state issued Male Gaze P

4chan is weird

Found while browsing

I Anonymous 02/ 23/ 13( ). 23334(
awake up in the year 2024
gget out of bed
pm". mai., pput on my state issued Male Gaze Protector
Marge helmet which straps around the head and administers a shock every time I leek at a weman' s
genital region er chest
age train station
elate for work at Breast Cancer Screening Centre, where we specialise in treating the only cancer which officially exists
wwe have a budget dwarfing NASA
aif I' m late for were they' ll remove my ejaculation privileges
begin panic
only carriage empty is Wymyn Protection Carriage
Male/ privileged Carriage is tee stuffed full of people
seems are sufficating
meter the empty carriage
notice a wyman en the floor kissing an attractive, muscular male
suddenly an alarm gees eff
mthree armed chordettes leap at me
begin beating me with truncheons
what about that guy! That guy was in here Wet!"
evile feminist grins broadly
We' re willing turn a blind eye when it semes these males with...
3‘ -"...Class Alpha Clearance..."
has I am dragged out of the train, the alpha male and wyman cache evilly
train departs
know I am new facing a whale month without ejaculation
grins at me
Guess yeu' ll think twice before you exercise your MALE , you filthy beta."
a secluded place
remove a small portrait of Ron Paul hem my breast cead pocket
cry as I gaze upon his kingly visage
Tm serry I didn' t stop it, Ron."
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#18 - hazmathank (02/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Dony worry, he will come
User avatar #10 - danniegurl (02/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
For some reason i thought of "Harrison Bergeron" by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
#7 - krasnogvardiech (02/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>Be me, 20 in the year 2033
>Have to go help this old bastard
>Play my guitar casually, trying to ignore this annoying ******** who's singing at the top of his lungs
>Get out to the hallway, people say hi to me as I pass
>See this old biddy bitching about her being the one to clean up all the mess always.
>Go to the Armory, where a total broski works
>He gives me the standard fare for anyone around here
>Go to the old bastard with new kit
>He tells me some things called the Dark Ones are threatening the station
> ************ .jpg
>Go to an awesome place, popping caps in all sorts of bitches on the way
>Tell people there that ****** going down
>They're nice, they decide to help me out.
>Go and get **** ready
>Getting **** ready and done
>Start tripping the **** out
>hallucination's over, I get my **** together
>Watch **** go down, it's awesome.

Mfw I blow the Dark Ones to kingdom come.
Nobody ***** with Timiryazevskaya Station.
#20 - probablynaked (02/24/2013) [-]
Mfw last line
#25 - Deeticky (02/24/2013) [-]
After the government's recent cuts, the change in between my couch cushions dwarf NASA's budget.....
#6 - teranin ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
MFW... well, any of that.
MFW... well, any of that.
#8 - WTFalcon (02/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#11 - wymlan (02/24/2013) [-]
my last name is wyman
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