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I Anonymous 02/ 23/ 13( ). 23334(
awake up in the year 2024
gget out of bed
pm". mai., pput on my state issued Male Gaze Protector
Marge helmet which straps around the head and DJ 4DM1Nisters a shock every time I leek at a weman' s
genital region er chest
age train station
elate for work at Breast Cancer Screening Centre, where we specialise in treating the only cancer which officially exists
wwe have a budget dwarfing NASA
aif I' m late for were they' ll remove my ejaculation privileges
begin panic
only carriage empty is Wymyn Protection Carriage
Male/ privileged Carriage is tee stuffed full of people
seems are sufficating
meter the empty carriage
notice a wyman en the floor kissing an attractive, muscular male
suddenly an alarm gees eff
CISGENDER MALE DETECTED 1/ SYMONE RIGHTS"
mthree armed chordettes leap at me
begin beating me with truncheons
what about that guy! That guy was in here Wet!"
evile feminist grins broadly
We' re willing turn a blind eye when it semes these males with...
3‘ -"...Class Alpha Clearance..."
has I am dragged out of the train, the alpha male and wyman cache evilly
train departs
know I am new facing a whale month without ejaculation
grins at me
Guess yeu' ll think twice before you exercise your MALE , you filthy beta."
a secluded place
remove a small portrait of Ron Paul hem my breast cead pocket
cry as I gaze upon his kingly visage
Tm serry I didn' t stop it, Ron."
awake up in the year 2024
gget out of bed
pm". mai., pput on my state issued Male Gaze Protector
Marge helmet which straps around the head and DJ 4DM1Nisters a shock every time I leek at a weman' s
genital region er chest
age train station
elate for work at Breast Cancer Screening Centre, where we specialise in treating the only cancer which officially exists
wwe have a budget dwarfing NASA
aif I' m late for were they' ll remove my ejaculation privileges
begin panic
only carriage empty is Wymyn Protection Carriage
Male/ privileged Carriage is tee stuffed full of people
seems are sufficating
meter the empty carriage
notice a wyman en the floor kissing an attractive, muscular male
suddenly an alarm gees eff
CISGENDER MALE DETECTED 1/ SYMONE RIGHTS"
mthree armed chordettes leap at me
begin beating me with truncheons
what about that guy! That guy was in here Wet!"
evile feminist grins broadly
We' re willing turn a blind eye when it semes these males with...
3‘ -"...Class Alpha Clearance..."
has I am dragged out of the train, the alpha male and wyman cache evilly
train departs
know I am new facing a whale month without ejaculation
grins at me
Guess yeu' ll think twice before you exercise your MALE , you filthy beta."
a secluded place
remove a small portrait of Ron Paul hem my breast cead pocket
cry as I gaze upon his kingly visage
Tm serry I didn' t stop it, Ron."
...
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#10
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danniegurl ONLINE (02/24/2013) [+]
(3 replies)
For some reason i thought of "Harrison Bergeron" by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
#7
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krasnogvardiech (02/23/2013) [+]
(4 replies)
>Be me, 20 in the year 2033
>Have to go help this old bastard
>Play my guitar casually, trying to ignore this annoying fucktard who's singing at the top of his lungs
>Get out to the hallway, people say hi to me as I pass
>See this old biddy bitching about her being the one to clean up all the mess always.
>Ignore.png
>Go to the Armory, where a total broski works
>He gives me the standard fare for anyone around here
>Go to the old bastard with new kit
>He tells me some things called the Dark Ones are threatening the station
>fuckthatshit.jpg
>Go to an awesome place, popping caps in all sorts of bitches on the way
>Tell people there that shit's going down
>They're nice, they decide to help me out.
>Go and get shit ready
Later...
>Getting shit ready and done
>Start tripping the fuck out
>hallucination's over, I get my shit together
>Pushthebutton.jpg
>Watch shit go down, it's awesome.
Mfw I blow the Dark Ones to kingdom come.
Nobody fucks with Timiryazevskaya Station.
Nobody.
>Have to go help this old bastard
>Play my guitar casually, trying to ignore this annoying fucktard who's singing at the top of his lungs
>Get out to the hallway, people say hi to me as I pass
>See this old biddy bitching about her being the one to clean up all the mess always.
>Ignore.png
>Go to the Armory, where a total broski works
>He gives me the standard fare for anyone around here
>Go to the old bastard with new kit
>He tells me some things called the Dark Ones are threatening the station
>fuckthatshit.jpg
>Go to an awesome place, popping caps in all sorts of bitches on the way
>Tell people there that shit's going down
>They're nice, they decide to help me out.
>Go and get shit ready
Later...
>Getting shit ready and done
>Start tripping the fuck out
>hallucination's over, I get my shit together
>Pushthebutton.jpg
>Watch shit go down, it's awesome.
Mfw I blow the Dark Ones to kingdom come.
Nobody fucks with Timiryazevskaya Station.
Nobody.
