heaven. . Hum Were a ; gag. But you sukima the it -part.. It seems like atheist argue more about religion than non-atheists..
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#33 to #18 - freddyhollensen (02/24/2013) [-]
Christian Logic.

God Knows everything, is able to do everything.

Knows perfectly fine, billions of years in advance, a child will be born into a family raising it to become westboro baptist.

Decides not to change it, condemns the person to an eternity of torture.

If God knew it would happen, it's not really free will is it?

**** , I'm not even this malicious when I play Sims.
User avatar #64 to #33 - vannman (02/24/2013) [-]
Sims story thread?
>sims 3
>Locate the biggest mansion in the city
>Meet fat blond kid of said household lets call him Dave.
>cant find the owners
>Activate cheats
>turn Dave into an attractive middle aged female with blonde hair 10/10, her name is now Daveisha.
>Marry Daveisha
>Kick out her parents/grandparents on to the street This is my swamp now.
> Unlock the option to have sex with her
>just as she was getting into bed she reverted back into the Fat blonde kid.
>fat blonde kid is now pregnant.
>Make a shed in the back yard
>buy two wood stoves
>burned Dave to death along with his kid.



User avatar #159 to #64 - freddyhollensen (02/24/2013) [-]
This was brilliant.
User avatar #39 to #33 - xXDeadpoolXx (02/24/2013) [-]
guys like the freemasons think of God as the "grand architect," meaning he created everything, but has no direct role in the events of the universe.
User avatar #41 - rafekee (02/24/2013) [-]
An argument over religion comes out of nowhere,
Goes nowhere,
And ends nowhere.
#4 to #1 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
"Verily I say to you, Whatever things ye may bind upon the earth shall be having been bound in the heavens, and whatever things ye may loose on the earth shall be having been loosed in the heavens." Matthew 18:18
Point being: Pope has the Autoritah (see papal infallibility). If something is stablished ex cathedra, must be observed.
Said this, I'm agnostic and I couldn't care less about religion, but THAT is the argument here.
Also, you atheists are being so tiresome, being dicks about your own beliefs, that you're kinda looking like the ones you despite so much.
User avatar #6 to #4 - psykojet (02/23/2013) [-]
I am Protestant.
#8 to #6 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
So you skip parts of your sacred text to fit to your political and moral needs?
That makes me respect a lot more you, so strong in your beliefs.
#14 to #8 - anon (02/24/2013) [-]
You have no idea of what protestantism is, have you?
#9 to #8 - psykojet (02/24/2013) [-]
"Love thy neighbor like you love thy self."
User avatar #10 to #9 - psykojet (02/24/2013) [-]
Also, in the Bible you it says you can't cut your hair, wear clothes of two or more types of cloth, or get tattoos. I know that next to no one follows those so how come I can't treat those who do other sins (that don't affect me directly, i,e. murder) the same as I treat those?
#31 to #10 - anon (02/24/2013) [-]
You're not making a point. You're aligning with every other religious extremist that twists, cuts outs and rereads their own sacred texts to make them fit into what is convinient for them. That's not being commited to anything. So you're nothing but despicable.
User avatar #32 to #31 - psykojet (02/24/2013) [-]
You are to stupid to argue with.
#20 to #10 - anon (02/24/2013) [-]
Ignorance is nice, isn't it?
#21 to #20 - psykojet (02/24/2013) [-]
I don't know, how is it?
I don't know, how is it?
User avatar #2 - mhmyup (02/23/2013) [-]
It seems like atheist argue more about religion than non-atheists..
User avatar #125 to #2 - facadeon (02/24/2013) [-]
Because a majority of Atheists had personally converted from religion, therefore seeing others of what they were before, and try to show them what they have found to make them convert.
User avatar #133 to #2 - daentraya (02/24/2013) [-]
That may be.. I dont know. I'm just fascinated by how many divisions christianity can have, and how many little differences there are in each little division
#135 to #2 - bummerdrummer (02/24/2013) [-]
only on funnyjunk. in real life, the crazy religious people pass laws and legislation that wont let people marry or visit their dying lover in the hospital because some book says its immoral. thats why they complain here, because theyre too lazy to do **** in the real world.
User avatar #140 to #2 - sammyjankiis (02/24/2013) [-]
You kidding me? Everyday in news you hear religous groups arguing something offended and and how gays are bad and such.
User avatar #147 to #2 - goobyman (02/24/2013) [-]
I'm an atheist, and i don't always argue about religion, but when i do, I don't.
That's just what i wish everyone did as well...
#150 to #2 - scarneshteinsky (02/24/2013) [-]
ar·gue
1. To put forth reasons for or against; debate

So? That's only natural. You won't see two believers arguing over the existence of God. They will argue about small details from the bible, but that's all. The more you are against something, the more you will criticize and attack it.

In science, the exact same thing happens:
A: Do you have something against my theory?
B: Nope, I agree with it.
A: OK.
C: I disagree. You see, blah blah blah.

C is against A's theory, so it will obviously argue more about it than A or C or another person who agrees with it. The more you have to say, the more you will argue. To me, it's just normal.
User avatar #155 to #2 - thedarkhavok (02/24/2013) [-]
'non-athiests', believe it or not, are called Thiests.
User avatar #60 to #2 - cadencee (02/24/2013) [-]
You mean theists? That's like saying "It seems like non - stamp collecting people argue more about stamp collecting than non - non - stamp collectors.
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User avatar #161 to #152 - cadencee (02/24/2013) [-]
No, Agnostics would wonder at whether or not stamp collecting is worth it.

Theism vs Atheism
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Agnosticism

It is entirely seperate. Your example is like me saying theism is when people kill you for not collecting stamps, or the right kind of stamps, they condemn you, insult you and take your land.

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User avatar #65 to #2 - wiljones (02/24/2013) [-]
thats because now we can do it without being killed
User avatar #112 to #65 - cadencee (02/24/2013) [-]
Tough choice of words, but undeniable at that.
#7 to #2 - restfullwicked (02/23/2013) [-]
I need to agree sadly. My overall opinion on religion is you can believe what you like so long as
1. It doesn't hurt anyone
2. you dont start telling people who dont share your views what to do.
The sad fact is that some atheist break both those rules. They complain that people with different views are stupid for having them while saying religion tells people what they should think.
Its People that are the problem here. Religion has nothing to do with being an arsehole.
#85 to #7 - yomommabinshoppin (02/24/2013) [-]
As a Christian, I would like to ask a question, I understand that sharing beliefs with somebody that doesn't share the same beliefs can be annoyed, but we were told to go and make disciples of all nations, and to share our faith, so what do you suggest we do? Piss of people or disobey our God.

tl;dr I don't know what I am supposed to do to avoid pissing off somebody.
#158 to #85 - restfullwicked (02/24/2013) [-]
for a start remember that this is the internet, People are going to get pissed off because you have an opinion that is different from theirs anyway.
i am more or less agnostic. I believe in some sort of higher power but dont really follow a religion, I personally believe that if god will damn a good man to Hell simply for not worshiping him is not worthy of anyone's worship. In my opinion religious people (sadly it is mostly Christians and Muslims) need to stop trying to convert people to their way of thinking, i know people that believe in evolution and god, they are constantly judged for it.

In short, so long as you dont treat people badly for not sharing your views you have nothing to worry about, I would never save the life of an Atheist over a Christian. they are both Human beings at the end of the day. If people are mad at you for your beliefs then that is their problem, not yours.
User avatar #86 to #85 - meganinja (02/24/2013) [-]
I find that being much more passive about it helps if you're trying to not be hated. There are people actively trying to convert people, such as Jehovah's Witneses, so I don't do anything. I simply appear with a demanor of peace and respect and let my actions talk for me. Many people are atheist BECAUSE of others trying to convert them too much.
#87 to #86 - yomommabinshoppin (02/24/2013) [-]
Well I always try to be passive, because otherwise I seem like an obsessed mitems, but aren't we supposed to actively try to share our faith, with enthusiasm and not fear of rejection, I don't know, maybe I am just a bad Christian. I don't share my faith very often unless I find an opportunity that is so obvious that if it was any more obvious it would magically appear on the ceiling saying "HEY, TELL THIS KID ABOUT GOD" I feel as though I shouldn't need that. Sorry for the rambling but I just feel like talking.
User avatar #90 to #87 - meganinja (02/24/2013) [-]
Well we are supposed to share are faith. But you have to be smart about it, trying to convert pushes many people away from what you're trying to convert them too. I leave it to the professionals who know what they're doing.

That's just how I do things though.

#91 to #90 - yomommabinshoppin (02/24/2013) [-]
Yeah thats what I do for the most part, but it just feels wrong, letting everybody else do all the work.
User avatar #92 to #91 - meganinja (02/24/2013) [-]
I'm not a doctor, I don't go around trying to heal people. However, if I feel qualified I may give simple medicinal advice.
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#127 - mrblueftw (02/24/2013) [-]
stop with the religion and politics posts.
stop with the religion and politics posts.
#47 - dontshoot (02/24/2013) [-]
stop posting this self righteous ******** all you guys are doing is making atheists look bad you faggots
User avatar #57 to #47 - naturedave (02/24/2013) [-]
How is this making atheists look bad?
User avatar #61 to #47 - nucularwar (02/24/2013) [-]
this could be a Christian post too, I know plenty of Christians who are perfectly nice about it
User avatar #62 to #61 - dontshoot (02/24/2013) [-]
i understand that the my problem is that posts like this normally atheists who think that at all religious people are self important fanatics (im atheist)
User avatar #11 - baggotwo (02/24/2013) [-]
I think this is a post that Christians and athiests/ non-Christians can enjoy and agree upon.
User avatar #17 to #11 - cloudstrifeownsall (02/24/2013) [-]
I think they should at least lol.... Some people don't know how to take a joke.. or refuse to see what is really happening.
User avatar #50 to #11 - disturbedfan (02/24/2013) [-]
I'm a Christian and I approve this post. I loled
#139 - bitchplzzz (02/24/2013) [-]
Both athiests and people with religion can be dicks about it.   
   
"Hurr hurr, y'all 			******		 need jebus"   
"Hurr hurr, jebus, allaggghg, moohamhead, and fatguy doesnt exist"   
   
Who cares? It's your choice, dont force it down peoples throats...
Both athiests and people with religion can be dicks about it.

"Hurr hurr, y'all ****** need jebus"
"Hurr hurr, jebus, allaggghg, moohamhead, and fatguy doesnt exist"

Who cares? It's your choice, dont force it down peoples throats...
User avatar #143 to #139 - hurpderpp (02/24/2013) [-]
If you stare at that long enough everythings.....tripppy
User avatar #144 to #143 - bitchplzzz (02/24/2013) [-]
I actually meant to put an animated " **** you" going back and forth. but I might as well trip you ******* out to get my point across.
User avatar #151 to #139 - nyxie (02/24/2013) [-]
After staring at that for a while, the comments started moving O-O
#93 - algonquin (02/24/2013) [-]
this is going to play out like the other posts like this one, at first atheists will attack religion, then it'll get higher on the front page tomorrow, where the religious people will counter attack the atheists and back and forth until people like me will come in and play mediator, trying to play down the **** storm...but no. no, no because we're all tired, no because we want FUNNYjunk, not ANTI-RELIGIONjunk, if i wanted that i'd be on reddit. no....that's not why people come to FJ, we come here for the usual random funniness and 4chan b/ nonsense. But lately FJ is getting more anti-religious and it's annoying as **** to keep seeing these self-righteous atheists who sincerely think they are destroying religions and taking names.... you're not. if this or others keep making it to the front page, i swear by the sun god and the ancestors that i will gather others and create an avengers of funnyjunk, keeping it funny or informative. And if we can not save funnyjunk, you better believe we'll avenge it.
#106 to #93 - JudasLitl (02/24/2013) [-]
for everyone who tl:dr
#109 to #106 - algonquin (02/24/2013) [-]
no, that's what the post was against, anti-religious/pro-religious arguments....did you even read it or what?
no, that's what the post was against, anti-religious/pro-religious arguments....did you even read it or what?
User avatar #119 to #93 - IamSofaKingdom (02/24/2013) [-]
really? because I can't recall ever seeing a christian oriented post on front page that wasn't against the idea of god. If there ever was there are at least 100 atheist posts to counter each one.
#120 to #119 - algonquin (02/24/2013) [-]
wait what are talking about? did you recently read the comments section yet, there seems to be more people standing up against religion bashers....also i said religion, christianity isn't every religion
User avatar #121 to #120 - IamSofaKingdom (02/24/2013) [-]
Comment section always turns out that way. Every topic of debate from religion to politics is an argument down the whole comment thread. I am talking about posts. When I read your comment it sounded as if you meant one day atheist bash religion and the next day religious posts bash atheism.
Also the average "christian" of today treats it as a religion, whether correct or not.
User avatar #123 to #121 - algonquin (02/24/2013) [-]
oh no, i wasn't talking about content, i meant the posts in the comments, and no you still don't grasp what i'm saying, you used christianity even though i only said religion.
#98 to #93 - locke (02/24/2013) [-]
in all fairness, i agree with this post not only towards christians but anyone with any views on religion (god, gods, N/A, etc) it's great they have an opinion, but after a while, claiming your religion is right and others are wrong just gets annoying. I agree on the point of funnyjunk needing to drop all the religious **** storm posts and just go back to being funny.
User avatar #99 to #98 - algonquin (02/24/2013) [-]
oh no it wasn't an assault on the content itself, it's the religious/unfunny comments war it ensures. But yeah, i think we all want a funny funnyjunk free of seriousness.
User avatar #100 to #99 - algonquin (02/24/2013) [-]
also i can't stand religion bashing, especially from people who don't know much about religion in the first place
#102 to #100 - locke (02/24/2013) [-]
i don't mind an occasional prod at religion, the very act of questioning ones own religion should only strengthen ones faith in it, so a post which prods at one religion or another to spark a religious debate, particularly into the philosophical meaning of the test, should be encouraged.
User avatar #104 to #102 - algonquin (02/24/2013) [-]
no, definitely not. maybe on another site but DEFINITELY not here, that's not the point of fj, this isn't a debate forum it's a humor site. So i agree with you there but i don't want it here, you know what i mean?


also i use alot of commas
#105 to #104 - locke (02/24/2013) [-]
i'm terrible with comma's as well. as long as the discussion is trying to relate to the original content, i don't see why not. though arguments will happen inevitably if people keep posting content relating to religion, science, etc.
User avatar #108 to #105 - algonquin (02/24/2013) [-]
yeah, i guess just about anything can spark a debate, but the religious comments make me kinda angry because a lot of these people actually think their cool and edgy for bashing religion, and it's not just people on the internet, some people (richard dawkins) even make a living doing it...so stupid and ignorant
#113 to #108 - locke (02/24/2013) [-]
and people should learn not to take life too seriously, and that bashing others religions doesn't make them superior in any way, it just makes them seem self righteous and arrogant.
#114 to #113 - algonquin (02/24/2013) [-]
well, all these religious post have been getting me into A LOT of debates (however they've all been very polite) and  i just want to get back to being funny, so let me leave off with this gif. as a gift
well, all these religious post have been getting me into A LOT of debates (however they've all been very polite) and i just want to get back to being funny, so let me leave off with this gif. as a gift
#103 to #102 - locke (02/24/2013) [-]
text*
#118 to #93 - hammarhead (02/24/2013) [-]
BY GOD YOU HAVE MY SWORD
BY GOD YOU HAVE MY SWORD
#78 - adamjesus (02/24/2013) [-]
**adamjesus rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at fapping **word praise the lord!
#56 - endface (02/24/2013) [-]
Love thy neighbor, or whatever.
User avatar #124 - coolchalkyxxx (02/24/2013) [-]
Just commenting to let you know there is a Christian who see's some atheist posts and finds them funny. If I don't you know what happens? Nothing. Cause I don't find me self worth in what other people(atheists) think about me.

TL;DR Who gives a **** what you think? Who gives a **** what I think?
#89 - stlbecker (02/24/2013) [-]
there are awesome Christians and there are ****** Christians.. everyone can agree on that.. same goes for atheist or anyone really
User avatar #138 - rocksteady (02/24/2013) [-]
I think its ironic that Atheist's are the biggest jerks about pushing their beliefs; subsequently, making comics that others thumb up and rave about in the comment section stating how right they are and how stupid spiritual people are.

#141 to #138 - anon (02/24/2013) [-]
I agree, hate atheists do this. And i also hate when Atheists say that you go straight to hell for not believing in jesus/god which is rubbish , how then are people in the jungle meant to go to heaven? You can still go to heaven as an Atheist , also , Atheists, as they dont believe in god or satan, should get down on their knees and blaspheme, beg satan to be their lord and 100% sell their soul to him, no matter the consequences, eternal life in hell, after all, they dont believe, what hve they got to lose?
#156 to #138 - anon (02/24/2013) [-]
i'm sorry, but west burough baptist church will always be the biggest douchebags when it comes to any type of religion, but iunno, theyre right up there with the terrorist parties that want to kill everyone, if they teamed up we'd be ****** , the terrorists would kill us, then west burough would picket our funerals, a tag team from hell.
#142 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
#154 to #142 - Plagus (02/24/2013) [-]
This is actually what the bible is about. No need to write a better one.
#40 - Unoriginal (02/24/2013) [-]
Well the Bible does say w/o love we are nothing, a whole lot of "believers" are gonna be surprised when they die.

1Corinthians 13:1-3 (Amp) - If I [can] speak in the tongues of men and [even] of angels, but have not love (that reasoning, intentional, spiritual devotion such as is inspired by God’s love for and in us), I am only a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal. And if I have prophetic powers (the gift of interpreting the divine will and purpose), and understand all the secret truths and mysteries and possess all knowledge, and if I have [sufficient] faith so that I can remove mountains, but have not love (God’s love in me) I am nothing (a useless nobody). Even if I dole out all that I have [to the poor in providing] food, and if I surrender my body to be burned or in order that I may glory, but have not love (God’s love in me), I gain nothing.
#37 - debatebattles (02/24/2013) [-]
Looks like these guys are ******
User avatar #131 - fuckthepolice (02/24/2013) [-]
This is what I live by.
“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”
-Marcus Aurelius
#136 to #131 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (02/24/2013) [-]
Someone was having a religion fight with me.. showed them that quote and he moved on to the next person without saying a word.
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