There's always one. Forever knowledgable.. I helped 1 of my friends lose his virginity as a side effect of making up with his girlfriend after a fight, I got other friends laid numerous times and I've he
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#1 - wolfypolli (02/23/2013) [-]
I helped 1 of my friends lose his virginity as a side effect of making up with his girlfriend after a fight, I got other friends laid numerous times and I've helped another friend get the girlfriend they wanted.   
   
I'm still single and a virgin.
I helped 1 of my friends lose his virginity as a side effect of making up with his girlfriend after a fight, I got other friends laid numerous times and I've helped another friend get the girlfriend they wanted.

I'm still single and a virgin.
User avatar #13 to #1 - dickbewt (02/24/2013) [-]
Brocolli
Broback Brobama
Brocake
Bromin stake
Brohemian rhapsoday.
SUCH A BRO.
User avatar #15 to #1 - herpaderpasaur (02/24/2013) [-]
you're like the Chris Paul of getting laid
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#4 to #3 - wolfypolli (02/23/2013) [-]
I'm a Pisces as well
#14 to #3 - anon (02/24/2013) [-]
I don't think the Zodiac has much to do with it, but regardless, I'm the same way. Some of us are just genuinely nice people, I guess. But, I assure you, there've gotta be people out there for us, too. Seriously.
User avatar #5 to #1 - samthediv (02/23/2013) [-]
Wingman of the year?
User avatar #6 to #1 - IllpostThisShit (02/23/2013) [-]
Assist spree
User avatar #9 to #6 - samthediv (02/23/2013) [-]
Broseidon
User avatar #31 - mikemont (02/24/2013) [-]
that feel when it's you...
User avatar #38 to #31 - soerd (02/24/2013) [-]
that feel when i think i would be that guy if i actually had friends to give advice to.
#39 to #31 - Neodude (02/24/2013) [-]
******* saved every single friends relationship more then once...can't even get a first ******* date.....damn
User avatar #34 to #31 - RandomAnonGuy (02/24/2013) [-]
I know that feel brah, I know that feel.
User avatar #20 - motorbowden (02/24/2013) [-]
That feel when i'm that friend :/
#21 to #20 - orchdork (02/24/2013) [-]
pic very related
User avatar #22 to #21 - motorbowden (02/24/2013) [-]
thanks man glad to know im not alone
#29 to #22 - notnottelumex (02/24/2013) [-]
Right there with you two..
#17 - mynameisfinn (02/24/2013) [-]
MFW
(For those who don't know, the guys helps people in the movie to get dates, get laid, what have you. But when it comes to him, it fails.)
#7 - evilcookie (02/23/2013) [-]
Cause' we know best why it is better to be single
Cause' we know best why it is better to be single
#8 to #7 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
Of course!

... I'm so lonely
User avatar #28 - scorpionfrommk (02/24/2013) [-]
i am that friend..... ****
User avatar #37 to #28 - spankyy (02/24/2013) [-]
As am I hombre. It sucks sometimes.
User avatar #27 - arsenymous (02/24/2013) [-]
Mainly because those people learn from others mistakes and actually wait for their soulmate to come along.
User avatar #26 - horriblefishboy (02/24/2013) [-]
Naaah, I almost never give advice. I'd rather just listen to the problem, because they'll usually figure something out on their own, all they really needed to do was talk about it to someone. But being single is my own fault though, so I don't really pity myself.
#12 - anon (02/24/2013) [-]
only reason those friend are still single cause too many dumb ***** around so that person either stays single by choice or by not having some decent woman to go out whit
#41 - anon (02/24/2013) [-]
And below, in the "delusional" habitat you'll see a bunch of people who thinks this describes them.
#25 - lawlbear (02/24/2013) [-]
mfw I'm that friend.
mfw I'm that friend.
User avatar #19 - dimiara (02/24/2013) [-]
**** im apperently that guy.
User avatar #10 - stargatesturge (02/23/2013) [-]
Okay, that's enough...I travelled here from the front page, and this has 6 thumbs right now. I think I need to get off the internet.
#40 - youraverageteenage (02/24/2013) [-]
I'm that guy
I'm that guy
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User avatar #32 - kinglobster (02/24/2013) [-]
but, i dont have any friends
User avatar #30 - mokropsyable (02/24/2013) [-]
i rather be alone than beeing in painful or retarded relationship
#24 - ellenrimbauer (02/24/2013) [-]
A good reason for this is that the single person has been in a relationship that was both good and bad, so they are able to give good advice on how to help fix the bad things, and also how to make things better.
#23 - attilia (02/24/2013) [-]
The feels when the tallest and smartest guy amongst my group is both me and that friend
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