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Sad, but true

Not sure if repost

Tell people that there' s an invisible man in the ;
sky who created the universe, and the vast
majority will believe you. i :3
Tell them the paint is wet, and if
they have to touch it to be sure. 5’
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#20 - pocoyothegreat (02/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Not sure if repost".
That's the funniest part of this, after seeing it so many times.
User avatar #56 - kswazzle (02/24/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I'm pretty sure the if there was a surefire way (Like touching paint) to find out if god is real or not, people would try it.
#60 - sonofmymother (02/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Someone makes fun of black people, asians, etc...
FJ community - HueHueHue it's just joke, it's not racist if it is just joke
Somone makes fun of religion
FJ community - How about we leave any bashing of religion outside of FunnyJunk, eh?
-Let's keep religion out of here. Same with politics.
People have the right to believe what they want without criticism.

What?
#46 - bronywhat (02/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I love how there's not really any actual shit storm, but an inexhaustible amount of: "a shit storm is coming" posts. With little bits of shitstorm in between.
#141 - tehlulzbringer (02/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I like the part where this post implies there's a way to know if god is real or not
I like the part where this post implies there's a way to know if god is real or not
User avatar #2 - ktbmnf (02/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
just throw some leaves or something at it.

1. if its dry, then no worries.
2. if its wet, the painter is going to be pissed as fuck

if you got 2 then its wet! :D
#4 to #2 - evilcookie (02/23/2013) [-]
"2. if its wet,"   
   
"if you got 2 then its wet! :D"
"2. if its wet,"

"if you got 2 then its wet! :D"

#143 - DrPeppir ONLINE (02/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I understand a majority of funnyjunk loves to hate anything religious. But there's seriously other stuff on this site that could be in place of this post that's ACTUALLY funny.
#84 - algonquin (02/24/2013) [+] (9 replies)
come on guys why can't we all get along? Look no matter what people say about religion, we wouldn't be here without it. Religions all around the world have advanced humanity as a whole, and this difference between religion and science is only present in our cultures (north america and europe), in the rest of the world the two are indivisible, i mean my religion is midwiwin, the medicine men as you know them, have created much of the modern medicine we use today, why? it was their religious duty. The modern observatories we use now to see the universe, were based off the ones invented by the incans who used them to keep track of planets and the sun, their gods. See, religion is ancient and sometimes very very helpful, so believe in it or not, you should still respect it for the good, and not dwell on the bad.
JUST LOVE EVERYONE!
#14 - Nameloc (02/23/2013) [+] (16 replies)
I hate posts like these.   
It's just asking for a flame war.   
How about we leave any bashing of religion outside of FunnyJunk, eh?   
   
Is it too hard to do that?   
   
Do your panties get into a bunch if everyone doesn't know you're a cunt?
I hate posts like these.
It's just asking for a flame war.
How about we leave any bashing of religion outside of FunnyJunk, eh?

Is it too hard to do that?

Do your panties get into a bunch if everyone doesn't know you're a cunt?
#17 to #14 - devout feminist (02/23/2013) [-]
This is a joke by comedian. Try to take one every once in a while.
And getting panties in a bunch? You're the one whose comment is full of butthurt and thus also sweet sweet irony
User avatar #207 - sweetsolitude (02/24/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Curious atheist here. If you believe in God, why do you? Why did you start believing in God? I've heard people say that they feel God's presence with them, in them. I feel no such presence. I'm not going to argue and ridicule you about their beliefs. I'm just curious and seek to understand, since it's a perspective so different from my own.
#211 to #207 - latinotornado (02/24/2013) [-]
I am not a religious man but I am a spiritual one. I was raised with the catholic church but I do not abide by the laws of the catholic religion. However, I may not have religion but I do have faith. That is your answer. Believers have something called Faith. When you have a close friend who hurt your feelings, and they promise to never do it again, you don't KNOW that they won't do it again, but you have faith in them. That is how I feel. The 'presence of god' is my faith. Do I believe in evolution? of course I do. Do I believe in the big bang? Why not. But I also believe there is an omnipotent force behind all of this. That's MY opinion from a non religious but still Theistic perspective.
#172 - shazain (02/24/2013) [+] (38 replies)
Man, I'm sick of this atheist shit hating on religion all the time. Ruins my time on funnyjunk, because there's just shitstorms being stirred up. This isn't funny anymore. You believe in religion, good for you. You don't? Still good for you. It shouldn't matter to you what the other believes. they aren't raping your moms. It's their own personal belief that has nothing to do with you. And lately I've been seeing too many atheist posts hating on religion, and shoving atheism down everyone's throats. I'm a man of religion but I dont' give two shits of what the other believes; my best friend is atheist. But I don't give a shit because it doesn't negatively affect me in anyway. So fuck off, atheists. Stop hating on religion.
#111 - DrollHumor ONLINE (02/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I love George.

It makes me smile to think he's screaming up at us.
#80 - drhard (02/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Title.
User avatar #83 to #80 - dsrtpnk (02/24/2013) [-]
Please tell me how you have pics attached to your comments?
#25 - youcame (02/23/2013) [+] (13 replies)
HEY FUNNYJUNK

Here's an idea.

Let's keep religion out of here. Same with politics.

People have the right to believe what they want without criticism.
User avatar #35 to #25 - toughactintinactin (02/23/2013) [-]
No they don't. They have the right to believe without prejudice, we can criticize it all we want.
#193 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (02/24/2013) [-]
I always believe the paint is wet. Am I a painter in the temple of paintology?
#150 - bradhumby (02/24/2013) [+] (11 replies)

-Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky,
who watches everything you do every minute of every day.
And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do.
And if you do any of these things,
he will send you to a special place,
of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever,
and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you.
User avatar #97 - restrict (02/24/2013) [-]
ok it was fun at first argueing about religion and seeing different points, but after a while it gets boring and annoying. most people are at the second phase where its annoying...

i guess im just all out of fucks to give...
#62 - MasterManiac ONLINE (02/24/2013) [+] (32 replies)
Tell people that nothingness exploded to create the universe, and the vast majority will believe you.   
   
Same logic.   
   
Just because some people believe that there must have been something before the Big Bang, and that this is some divine being, dosnt mean they are idiots.
Tell people that nothingness exploded to create the universe, and the vast majority will believe you.

Same logic.

Just because some people believe that there must have been something before the Big Bang, and that this is some divine being, dosnt mean they are idiots.
User avatar #71 to #68 - cloudstrifeownsall ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
It's funny though because although there are ideas about how it started and some are more "logical", it still can't be proven... so there isn't really any reason someone should be called stupid for thinking it started a different way because no one can be sure...
#15 - deletedmyaccount (02/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Tell people there's billions of stars in the universe, and they'll believe you.

Tell them that paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.

(Psst, it's probably because you can't check the other one, without tons of work that people don't care to do.)
#31 to #15 - IrishReaper (02/23/2013) [-]
Look up the sky at night you moron. Pretty sure you don't need a telescope to see millions of shining dots in the sky...
#1 - devout feminist (02/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Because you can easily prove that the paint is wet or not by touching it.
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