Sad, but true

"Not sure if repost".
That's the funniest part of this, after seeing it so many times.

I'm pretty sure the if there was a surefire way (Like touching paint) to find out if god is real or not, people would try it.

Someone makes fun of black people, asians, etc...
FJ community - HueHueHue it's just joke, it's not racist if it is just joke
Somone makes fun of religion
FJ community - How about we leave any bashing of religion outside of FunnyJunk, eh?
-Let's keep religion out of here. Same with politics.
People have the right to believe what they want without criticism.

What?

I love how there's not really any actual shit storm, but an inexhaustible amount of: "a shit storm is coming" posts. With little bits of shitstorm in between.

I like the part where this post implies there's a way to know if god is real or not

I understand a majority of funnyjunk loves to hate anything religious. But there's seriously other stuff on this site that could be in place of this post that's ACTUALLY funny.

Well, the difference is, no one truly knows if God is legit or not. Any moron can say God is bullshit and any moron can say he is real. But no one truly knows. Paint on the other hand, we all know is real. I frankly hate these posts. When a religious person makes an atheist joke, everybody jumps to defense. When an atheist cracks a religious joke, and a religious person jumps to defense, he is considered a "butthurt fag". Why? If you motherfuckers want christians to respect your atheism, you can start by not being a bragging asshole. And christians, seriously, shut up about your Christ. If you believe in him fine. If you don't believe in him, fucking great. But don't go waving it around peoples' faces because it is annoying and it just makes you look like a close minded cunt. In today's times, both groups can be fucking annoying. Bragging about your atheism/religion, accomplishes nothing but making me want to slap your faces in. You're not edgy. You're not correct. You're not cool. Shut the fuck up.

come on guys why can't we all get along? Look no matter what people say about religion, we wouldn't be here without it. Religions all around the world have advanced humanity as a whole, and this difference between religion and science is only present in our cultures (north america and europe), in the rest of the world the two are indivisible, i mean my religion is midwiwin, the medicine men as you know them, have created much of the modern medicine we use today, why? it was their religious duty. The modern observatories we use now to see the universe, were based off the ones invented by the incans who used them to keep track of planets and the sun, their gods. See, religion is ancient and sometimes very very helpful, so believe in it or not, you should still respect it for the good, and not dwell on the bad.
JUST LOVE EVERYONE!

Man, I'm sick of this atheist shit hating on religion all the time. Ruins my time on funnyjunk, because there's just shitstorms being stirred up. This isn't funny anymore. You believe in religion, good for you. You don't? Still good for you. It shouldn't matter to you what the other believes. they aren't raping your moms. It's their own personal belief that has nothing to do with you. And lately I've been seeing too many atheist posts hating on religion, and shoving atheism down everyone's throats. I'm a man of religion but I dont' give two shits of what the other believes; my best friend is atheist. But I don't give a shit because it doesn't negatively affect me in anyway. So fuck off, atheists. Stop hating on religion.

I love George.

It makes me smile to think he's screaming up at us.

Title.

I always believe the paint is wet. Am I a painter in the temple of paintology?

-Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky,
who watches everything you do every minute of every day.
And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do.
And if you do any of these things,
he will send you to a special place,
of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever,
and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you.

ok it was fun at first argueing about religion and seeing different points, but after a while it gets boring and annoying. most people are at the second phase where its annoying...

i guess im just all out of fucks to give...

This is implying that people haven't tried ways to prove God's existence

Yes, because when you tell someone about a freshly painted wall, their first instinct is to get paint on their hands.

This is a bad example.