Where Poke balls come from

Time for a hat thread.

This will Suit my hat fetish

hats!

i mean, the black on her hat is her eyebrows if thats what you were going for... :\

you could count the black for the pokeball outline... but then there would b2 shades of black on the guy's hat

Look to the right of the girls hat it is grey not counting the black outline

ahh. a tricky one but i see your point... lol

This has been going on for way too long, and wasn't even particularily funny to begin with.

Wrong. If you're counting the black on her hat, you have to count it on his hat. Which would mean that his hat has red, white, gray, and black.
I'm only doing this because this joke is so overused, so if you're gonna make it, then at least have it make sense.

Crap.....
For some reason I thought those were eyebrows....

I am not a clever man.

Actually, they might BE her eyebrows.... Because look at him in the 2nd panel. He doesn't have the black lines on his hat. But in the other panels he does (which by the way, would also make a 4th color, but I dont really care at this point, I just wanna know whether or not those are eyebrows)

I could just be missing something else very obvious though.

im gunna be completely honest this joke is getting fucking overused,

5 grammatical errors in that sentence.

3 f's in your username.

5-3=2

Alpha Protocol 2 confirmed.

well at least its somewhat original

Apricorns.

I guess they would be considered the Pokemon equivalent to acorns.

Figures the fuckin' Japanese can make a poke-ball out of this

"acorns"

I thought they were apricots.

no, this is an apricot

whats capsual corp ?

from dbz?

never watched dbz so wouldnt of known
thanks

FJ is not going to take your statement well. I'll just head to the bunker right now.

That is very true..

Is that the same kid that fought his retarded brother with lightsabers? Funniest shit I've ever seen.

So is an comedy movie, doesn't mean it's not funny.

from?

internet

HAHA srsly if you play lol i will pwn you

ya don't care.

i do care

i know

True, but this refers to the original Pokeball.

The title isn't the punchline. Slick.

It used to be "Thanks to aperture", and then OP edited it. You can ask him yourself but I'm not sticking around to have the same comment from all of FJ

Sorry, I thought you were being rude for no reason, but I was wrong. Here is your thumb back.

It's cool

Yeah I changed it, thanks btw

Noted

Totally thought that said the coke is a lie...

inb4 charlie sheen

as to the physics of it, worm holes can generate "theoretical space" however the way matter travels instantaneously through portals this would seem unlikely, it would be more like if you had a portal on either side of a car crusher with a stationary suspended object at the center that's smaller than the portal aperture (let's say you and that portal "a" on wall "a" and portal "b" on wall "b") the forces wouldn't just dissipate. hence "speedy thing go in, speedy thing go out" Instead the force of wall (a) would be transported and applied to portal (b) and vice-versa, but because the stationary suspended object is floating the wall would never actually touch the object, but instead the object would make physical contact with itself, how ever the forces of the walls moving towards each other still apply, but because the objects matter is constantly bombarded against itself unless perfectly centered and motionless friction could come into play too so yes, in short you would crush your self, but before that, unless you were still as mentioned before, (like every atom completely stationary in relative to the event horizons of the portals) your atoms would vibrate at an exponentially faster and faster rate, so depending on how close you move the walls and in effect portals together you would crush your self, but also burst into flame from friction and if the walls were forced to mere nano meters apart (depending on the mass of the suspended object), nuclear fission...

TLDR: you would make an atomic bomb equal to the mass of what ever would be placed in the portal

Are you sure you replied to the right person?

woops, sorry, replied in the wrong place

Oh ok, make that mistake a lot too.

prototype poke-cubes....

Devon are the producers in Hoenn

But Silph Co. created them :D

silph co i believe

How did you get into the portal in the first place? It'd just be like falling through a hole I think

Well as the portals get closer and closer together, you move into the sucking your own dick range. That's another discussion, if a very short and sexy one. But eventually, your entire body is what's filling the hole, leaving less and less room for yourself. Would you be in theoretical space, or would you be crushed by yourself?

I worded it badly before.

I would say theoretical space, then. The portals themselves might destroy eachother. If they don't, we're looking at a way to destroy matter

well as far as I can tell it wouldn't be possible to even get there. In the game you cant put portals on a moving surface, if the surface starts to move the portal disappears. So it's really a moot point.

actually thats only on the first portal game
on the second one you can put a portal on a moving surface (MILD SPOILERS) such as the moving platforms when you need to destroy the neurotoxin generator

I totally forgot about that, damn. Then I have no clue.

The use two bags of holding, or two fox's tailholes