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User avatar #1 - iamthou (02/23/2013) [+] (9 replies)
As a mormon at one of the LDS colleges.....this is extremely and sadly accurate.
User avatar #6 - masterchiefawesome (02/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Story time!
> Had mormon neighbor bout 4 years ago
> 5 kids
> youngest was noah, pretty cool kid, 2 years younger than me
> went over there a lot with next door neighbor friend
> mostly played Nazi zombies with Noah
> **** was cash
> never ate there because all they had was ****** diet hipster-brand cola (post related), cereal that ALWAYS tasted stale, and super ****** organic snacks
> one day Noah says he wants to show us something
> surewhynot.jpg
> we go into his parent's room
> He pulls a flimsy cardboard box out from under the bed
> His dad's ************* shotgun!
> SPAS-12 if i remember correctly
> ************* !.jpg
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#7 to #6 - masterchiefawesome (02/23/2013) [-]
> try to move the focus away from high-powered weapon
> see cool looking blue thing on the dresser
> looks like a pistol, but with a super thick barrel and no hammer
> Think it's a nerf gun or some **** because i was 12
> "hey Noah, check it out..."
> Noah doesn't know what it is
> we decide to test it, can't see any rounds so we assume it's not dangerous
> Noah puts a heavy jacket on and says to shoot him in the back
> 12 year old me doesn't see anything wrong with this scenario
> point at his back, pull trigger
> stream of brown liquid shoots out of barrel and hits him in the back
> he cries out in pain
> lolwut
> everything smells like garlic and pepper
> lolwut
> turns out it was military-issue mace spray
> why the dad had mace in a flamboyantly coloured canister with no safety just hangin out, unsupervised with his high-powered shotgun escapes me
> put mace canister back where i found it
> thankfully i was a quick-thinking 12 year old
> we throw the maced coat and shirt in the wash and try to sooth the rash on Noah's back with dish soap in a wet paper towel
> we all swear not to talk about it
>MFW i didn't get in trouble and kept going over to his house to play nazi zombies and eat ****** snacks
> TL:DR i maced my mormon neighbor for showing me a shotgun
#15 - TripleCarbon (02/23/2013) [-]
Goddammit I read it as "Mormon Fart Parties"
User avatar #2 - sarmor (02/23/2013) [-]
This is quite true -_-
User avatar #9 - skycaptain (02/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Being a Mormon, this post is hilarious
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