Swedish hockey fans

why is everyone in Scandinavia so weird?

Because we can.

And Finland isn't really a part of Scandinavia, but the Nordic countries. Scandinavia is just Norway, Sweden and Denmark

Related. Very

Aslong as the balls don't touch and/or you remember to say no homo before entering the sauna,then yes!

Its not just finns.

The only 2 Swedish stereotypes I am aware of are:

All Swedish men are gay
All Swedish women are hot

what if they threw the dildos to the finnish team

some one would die

and you know this because?

extensive collection

would you care to show this collection?

Are you kidding?! Those are expensive!

But the looks on people's faces would be priceless.

Oh god, I can imagine it.
Here you are at the stadium, you have a satchel in preparation but it isn't full of cocks, no siree, it's full with a massive bad dragon dildo.
You make your way through the crowd until you get close enough to get a good throw and then, in slow motion you deftly remove that massive thing and hold it on high for a solid five seconds and heft it into the rink and the crowd just goes silent.



Writing is fun.

As I approached the stadium, I steadily realized that, in great measures, both anticipation and anxiety where starting to appear in my consciousness. Yet I held steadfast, as I had already spent a great sum on this magnificent dragon dildo. It would simply be of a pitiful waste should it not see the purpose I had planned for it.

With great haste I forced my way through the expansive crowd as their constant yells, shouts and other noises boomed across the building. Eventually, I had made my way to the row closest to the rink. It could easily be predicted that those around me, and indeed many across the stadium where planning to heave their own dildos, presumably of all makes and sized, onto the frosty ice. Yet I knew would not be outdone by any of them, as there was no dildo I had known through my life quite as large and glorious as the one that I currently wielded.

And so the flinging of dildos began, and in that moment my opportunity appeared. As I unsheathed my dragon dildo, the faces of those in my immediate area lit in surprise, and in obvious awe of my phallic possession. In the moment it left my grasp, time seemed to stand still.

Silence took hold of the stadium the moment my dildo made its mark. It was quite a time before the players, coaches and other employees could collect their wits and continue the game. Even then, the unprepared audience was never quite as invested as before, the thought of my magnificent yet horrific act still fresh in their minds.

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.


Professional writing is a blast.

Yes, but I would need to make sure to get the one with the cum tube, so when it hits the floor it will release it's contents everywhere.

I suppose one must be willing to sacrifice for art.

And it would be the best $300 I'll ever spend.

First thing i thought of when i saw this pic:

hey guys, which one would you rather buy, Natascha the anthro husky, Mary the anthro mare or Janine the anthro dragoness?

Two varkaas and penetrate myself with them at the same time.

the dragoness is the oldest, and the husky is the newest. however, the husky would feel like a very tight hole and the mare would feel amazing. so, amazing feeling or tight, its your choice

The husky, its newer therefor improved

what I thought when I saw that picture..

Exactly what I thought of.

Lingerie Football League you say?

ät skit ditt jävla arsle

**lymphoma is silently judging you** Actually, I didn't know.

A couple of days ago there was a post about how butt plugs were like $60.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.

why were you looking at but plugs.
got something to say?

It was on the frontpage, I swear!

sure it was...
sure it was

Yeah. Especially for us animal fetishists who have ones worth nearly 200 dollars.
Bad-Dragon.com

They were probably thrown away.

>they're kind of expensive you know
Not really. You can find plenty for <$10 on amazon.

Because english.

Because 99% of swedish residents speak swedish.
We also use words like "Fuck" even though that's english too.

So if I were to visit Sweden, I could just walk up to people and start speaking English and they would understand me?

You could do that in every Scandinavian country, and almost in all western Europe in general. Even in eastern Europe most youth understand English.

Yep.

Sweet.

Did you honestly believe every user here were from USA or England? (or the rest of the UK / Australia)

I thought everyone was from norway

I am as confused as I were when I walked in on my mom and my dad making friendship bracelets.

Because unlike many other countries whe accualy understand english and don't have to dub everything

*we

"This game is dildos"

i'm sorry you have the impression that all my people do is apologize and act polite!

again, i apologize for the confusion.