Doomed. Every. Time.. lite good looking, Eastern European, alpha guy with a decent wad of cash in the bank. lite smart as hell and get invited to the states to
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Doomed

Every. Time.

lite good looking, Eastern European, alpha guy with a decent wad of cash in the bank.
lite smart as hell and get invited to the states to study the sciences.
Meet roommate, Beta 5/ 10 nerd, also science major.
s a total ass. He' s almost as smart as me but won' t admit my superiority.
normally had room to myself since was always out with the only 3 friends he had.
smoking hot , her bitch brother, and his giant jock buddy who protected
him all the damn time.
Ewe continue to spat and argue all the time, even in the science lab.
Cairne comes to exhibit our big projects, I had made this sweet .
starts digging through my notes and tried to correct me.
him to bugger off.
start up my machine and it litteraly blows up in my face.
was right about my miscalculations. Pissmeoff. JPG
fface really messed up. Have to drop out of school.
the guy on the news a few years later.
for NASA now, still only 3 friends.
goes on experimental flight and mucked it up.
AL aughing my ass off when I see that they are still national heroes.
does this bitch get all the breaks?
pissed, go to get a little revenge.
my face behind a cheap mask
the ass outside of his apartment building.
on offensive and attack.
dissapears in the middle of the scuffle.
v/ blobbers me with a right hook.
v/ Flaming little bitch brother burns me out with a flurry of hits.
stretches out a right cross and knocks me out.
Deported back to home country for crime.
v/ keep coming back to try and get that nerd.
is Always doomed to fail.
SNFW everytime I get beaten up by the Fantastic Four.
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Submitted: 02/22/2013
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User avatar #2 - snowshark (02/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This would have worked 100 times better if you didn't show a picture of Doctor ******* Doom at the bottom... completely ruins the punchline.
User avatar #4 to #2 - darkseidrules (02/22/2013) [-]
I was thinking about omitting the picture, but I was afraid that people wouldn't get the joke.
User avatar #3 - achphoenix (02/22/2013) [-]
worth the read
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