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#87 - mishaestrin (02/22/2013) [+] (8 replies)
#9 - ffffyou (02/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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has science gone too far?
#60 - genericnewfag (02/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#137 - RipperMan ONLINE (02/22/2013) [+] (12 replies)
>put lams everywhere to solve global warming
>CO2 levels at an all time low
>O2 levels higher than ever
>realize insect and arachnid's size is directly proportionate to % of Oxygen in the air
>giant bugs everywhere
#64 - nippuhl (02/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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I think they would look a little awkward...
#103 - lightninghedgehog (02/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
In brightest day,
in blackest night,
no evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might,
BEWARE MY POWER, GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!
#14 - konamicode (02/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#289 - happyphoton (02/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Finally we can get rid of trees and replace them with superior technology. That 						****					 is old. It was in serious need of innovation.   
   
Now all we have to do is find an alternative habitat for mammals that live in trees and we are set. Synthetic paper is already here...but I guess I don't have a problem with people who find them pleasing to look at keeping them around.... begrudgingly ....I suppose....grrgghhhh.    
   
NO 						****					 THAT...and 						****					 trees. Break my 						*******					 arm will you?.....can't even support the weight of an average man can you? LIAR 						*******					 TREES. I read in my encyclopedia Britannica that a  						*******					 SITKA SPRUCE tree branch can support an average sized man....but NOOOO.....Four 						*******					 months in a cast over that 						****					. Are you calling me fat  trees? Is that what you a 						*******					 doing? Calling me fat? The encyclopedia was made of paper...which is made out of trees...I'm 						*******					 on to you trees.   
   
You know there is a reason tree branches are called FAGGOTS trees?......						*******					 TREES MAN. FUUUUUCK
Finally we can get rid of trees and replace them with superior technology. That **** is old. It was in serious need of innovation.

Now all we have to do is find an alternative habitat for mammals that live in trees and we are set. Synthetic paper is already here...but I guess I don't have a problem with people who find them pleasing to look at keeping them around.... begrudgingly ....I suppose....grrgghhhh.

NO **** THAT...and **** trees. Break my ******* arm will you?.....can't even support the weight of an average man can you? LIAR ******* TREES. I read in my encyclopedia Britannica that a ******* SITKA SPRUCE tree branch can support an average sized man....but NOOOO.....Four ******* months in a cast over that **** . Are you calling me fat trees? Is that what you a ******* doing? Calling me fat? The encyclopedia was made of paper...which is made out of trees...I'm ******* on to you trees.

You know there is a reason tree branches are called FAGGOTS trees?...... ******* TREES MAN. FUUUUUCK
#261 - Pompano ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
At least the description is honest.
User avatar #45 - sinonyx (02/22/2013) [+] (15 replies)
yeah!! that way in like 30-50 years, all our plant life starts dieing do to lack of CO2
User avatar #48 to #45 - corundum (02/22/2013) [-]
Like we're ever going to have a problem getting CO2 INTO the atmosphere.
#94 - goll (02/22/2013) [-]
that is going to make some creepy ass alley ways
#77 - seniorpokeman (02/22/2013) [+] (8 replies)
But there's a problem.
They're ugly.
Now please don't misinterpret this. I think this is an amazingly cool invention that, in my opinion, look really cool. But at the same time, we need to be realistic. We might think it looks cool, but the average city resident will not. A 57 year old living in the city is going to complain about massive glowing green tubes they have to walk by on their way to work.
If they play the "going green" angle, they might be able to get them in use, but at the same time, no matter how efficient they are, the fact that they aren't attractive makes them a liability.
Pic related. It's my cat in a garbage can.
User avatar #85 to #82 - Captainunhelpful ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
Tell that to a lampshade
#284 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (02/23/2013) [-]
this better be real and cheap
this better be real and cheap
User avatar #75 - ShadeElement (02/22/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Just the other day I read a study that states Trees are not our primary consumers of C02, nor are they our crucial Oxygen producers.

Although trees do in fact consume toxic C02 and produce life giving Oxygen, its almost a closed system. Whatever Oxygen they produce during the day, the consume again during the night. There is little breathable excess for another organism to breathe.

Smaller plant organisms though, such as algae and phytoplankton, have extremely short life cycles with blazing fast growth spikes. This means that ounce for ounce, pound for pound, they consume many many times more C02 and produce many many times more oxygen than any comparable biomass of tree.

Trees aren't keeping us alive. They produce just enough air for themselves. Its the slimy stuff in muddy ponds and the vast green slicks in the ocean that keep everything on this planet from suffocating.

Fascinating, no?
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#56 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #285 - rainking (02/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
**** what everybody says, it's an exciting time to be alive. Science is doing things nobody could even have dreamed of 20 years ago.
#119 - nyawgga (02/22/2013) [-]
They didn't want to call it a green lantern because they think Ryan Reynolds is a total fag
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#62 - turoox (02/22/2013) [-]
Is it real
Is it real
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