the four year itch. . my girlfriend shaved my ass today.... Did your girlfriend ask if she could do it? Were you guys drunk? Did you ask her to do it? So, so many questions.

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#3 - autoxx (02/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Continue with the front porch.
"There is nothing quite like a shorn scrotum, it's really quite breathtaking..."
User avatar #6 to #3 - iownasnake (02/22/2013) [-]
soak in a bath before hand in the razor like glides over your sack like a majestic toboggan.
User avatar #11 - shelii (02/22/2013) [-]
Did your girlfriend ask if she could do it? Were you guys drunk? Did you ask her to do it?
So, so many questions.
#24 - rkdisme ONLINE (02/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I had to shave my ass hair once. It's because unbeknownst to be, my long asshair got tangled. So when I needed to **** , the deuce got stuck. Horrible experience made me shave my asshair. Story below me describes pretty much the same situation as me.
#44 - A Pickle (02/23/2013) [-]
Fun Fact:

The hairs around your anus are what allow you to fart silently.
#17 - thechosenwon ONLINE (02/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It's gonna grow back twice as fast.
#36 to #17 - kmichel (02/23/2013) [-]
The average human hair grows at a rate of 15 cm/year. Assume that your hair growth rate doubles every time you cut it. After 56 cuts, your hair is now growing at the speed of light.
#40 - danniegurl (02/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
enlarge, of course.
User avatar #18 - goobyman (02/22/2013) [+] (8 replies)
where did we leave this..
ah here it is
trust me it's good
longer version in attached comment
User avatar #19 to #18 - goobyman (02/22/2013) [-]
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble ****ting.

No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can?t-Be-Flushed threshold.

I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. ?Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don?t I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!? I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. ?How many Indians could there be?? said by General Custer. ?Looks like a good day for a drive!? by JFK. ?There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!? by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
#32 - headlesslemon (02/23/2013) [-]
aerodynamic you say?
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User avatar #9 - BrownBearninetysix ONLINE (02/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If only I could be so grossly incandescent.
#5 - jimbobji (02/22/2013) [+] (7 replies)
User avatar #4 - shiningfinger (02/22/2013) [-]
Now just wait until it starts growing back.
All the short little hairs pressing into the skin of your ass, itching like hell.
User avatar #2 - Bion ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
Many things change when this happens. I don't feel like going into detail about them all, but I'm sure you'll figure out how more and more things are different.
User avatar #39 - TRINDADE ONLINE (02/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So... why did she do it?
what are you guys planning to do
#46 to #39 - IceViper (02/23/2013) [-]
some people enjoy eating out each others assholes. my cousin had his girlfriend do it and he told me honestly that it tickles so good that you will scream pleasurably.
User avatar #27 - mewxchii (02/22/2013) [-]
Gratz on keeping that girl after asking her to do something like that xD
#10 - xsap (02/22/2013) [-]
#1 - anonymous (02/22/2013) [-]
It's quite a liberating feeling, isn't it?
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