Daniel Tosh onTruth Or Dare. yup. Daniel Tosh Why do we call it truth or dare when we all know it' s really "Who do you like" or "Awkward sexual task".. Dare: Get naked. Truth: Will you get naked? That's how we play boys and girls. truth or dare
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#20 - iamaalbatross **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#24 to #20 - nuggetbiscut (02/22/2013) [-]
Rape is ****** up yih porkchop
User avatar #18 - mintea (02/22/2013) [-]
Dare: Get naked.
Truth: Will you get naked?

That's how we play boys and girls.
User avatar #35 to #18 - thisisspartah (02/22/2013) [-]
truth: who do you like?
"no wait i choose dare"
dare: i dare you to pick truth
User avatar #3 - noshizl (02/22/2013) [-]
I find that I'm much less amused by any tweet by fake twitter accounts
#19 - tibialun (02/22/2013) [-]
POST TRUTH OR DARE STORIES   
   
GOGOGOGOOGOGOOGO
POST TRUTH OR DARE STORIES

GOGOGOGOOGOGOOGO
User avatar #60 to #19 - mondominiman ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
I don't have friends to play games with.
#49 to #19 - John Cena (02/22/2013) [-]
I was a theatre kid in high school. Hosted crazy ass cast parties. Game of truth or dare became tradition. Here are some highlights:
Made a girl deep throat a pickle
Got some guy to streak down my street
Someone licked caramel off of me
and my personal favorite, we got the nastiest guy imaginable to take of his sock, dip it in sprite WRING THE SOCK OUT INTO THE SPRITE and then made someone drink it. Good times.
#37 to #19 - imofcnotharveydent (02/22/2013) [-]
I was dared to say who I'd rather jump in bed with in the room, then this guy set me up for the perfect joke by picking his GF.. He gave me a 2 shots afterwards, of Jagermeister. Cool guy, and it avoided a very ackward situation between a good friend of mine hehe
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#29 to #19 - curtisbentley (02/22/2013) [-]
I was dared to kiss three guys, take of all my clothes and stand with only a pillow to cover my nether-regions.   
   
But I saw tits, kissed girls and was complimented on my body.   
   
Was gud. Gud trade. Do gen.
I was dared to kiss three guys, take of all my clothes and stand with only a pillow to cover my nether-regions.

But I saw tits, kissed girls and was complimented on my body.

Was gud. Gud trade. Do gen.
User avatar #33 to #29 - thisisspartah (02/22/2013) [-]
i licked a guys nipple
User avatar #45 to #33 - dropdeadbiotch (02/22/2013) [-]
wut
#71 to #33 - thatsimple (02/23/2013) [-]
hey, that was my dare! except instead of licking his nipple all sexy and pornstar-ish, I licked it like a dog.
a dog
User avatar #73 to #71 - thisisspartah (02/23/2013) [-]
i licked the nipple of the girl whose house i was ats boyfriend
#48 to #19 - turlesrfun (02/22/2013) [-]
"You guys wanna play truth or dare?"

"No."
User avatar #21 to #19 - residentblackman (02/22/2013) [-]
Some girl gave me a lap dance because she was dared too.
At first it sounds awesome, but then I realized that the only reason it was a dare was because I was seen as the awkward guy in the group. But still, I made her feel my boner, I had no mercy.
#38 to #21 - iamtheblackgoat (02/22/2013) [-]
"I had no mercy"

lulz
#23 to #21 - hardongo ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
Bravo!
User avatar #12 - tigronn (02/22/2013) [-]
*i dare you to tell the truth about....*
User avatar #13 to #12 - EnergizierAnon (02/22/2013) [-]
ha, nice. now word it the other way to make them do a dare if they say truth.
User avatar #26 to #13 - brettyoke (02/22/2013) [-]
I want you to lick her vagina using as much truthful desire as you have.
User avatar #15 to #13 - tigronn (02/22/2013) [-]
hmm, show me the truth of what you would do if you choe dare and i challanged you to...

thats the best i can come up with now, its about truth, noone said you have to SAY the truth
#27 - bulbakip (02/22/2013) [-]
I like spin the bottle. "Socially obliged to make out with me" and or "mob rules rape"
User avatar #22 - pluto (02/22/2013) [-]
No, parody twitter accounts are not funny.
User avatar #31 to #22 - elmarcocfc (02/22/2013) [-]
Hey, a parody Twitter account of Daniel Tosh is still funnier than Daniel Tosh himself.
#53 - John Cena (02/22/2013) [-]
Daniel Tosh? Isn't that the guy who posted pony porn on live TV or some **** ?
User avatar #58 to #53 - enderslayer (02/22/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #17 - retributionthepimp (02/22/2013) [-]
Because I think it's just easier to say truth or dare...

imjustsaiyan.mkv
User avatar #42 - biggrand (02/22/2013) [-]
when I was 4 it was more like cooties or who you want cooties from
#67 - WitchKingTroll (02/23/2013) [-]
>Be me, 14
>Girl I've had a crush on for the longest time comes walking over from her friends, who are a few feet away
>We talk for a while, start thinking we're hitting it off
>All of a sudden she says "I'm gonna kiss you, 'kay?"
> ******* .jpg
>She kisses me on the head lightly, which is good enough for me
>Starts walking back to her friends
>Happiness for three seconds
>Suddenly notice her friends are sitting in a circle
>See the bottle in the middle of them, which was pointed in my direction through a gap in their circle
MFW
#72 to #67 - lilRican (02/23/2013) [-]
**lilRican rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at OHDUDE **
Not sure if that's good or bad either way in my vision it counts as a win
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#9 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
#16 to #9 - nippuhl (02/22/2013) [-]
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That movie...

All the feels
User avatar #50 - crispymcpee (02/22/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but Daniel Tosh is not funny...
#52 to #50 - lazyvoltage (02/22/2013) [-]
If I find him funny, what does that make me?
User avatar #63 to #52 - crispymcpee (02/23/2013) [-]
nothing, just not me?
#57 to #52 - John Cena (02/22/2013) [-]
A faget.
User avatar #10 - nicoleiscool (02/22/2013) [-]
>few weeks ago at a party.
>kids downstairs want to play truth or dare. My friend John and I agree that sounds stupid so we go to the kitchen and eat stuff.
>a girl comes upstairs and sits with us.
>we ask why she came up
>"They dared me to sit in a box so I left".

Sit in a box.
I lost it.
User avatar #55 to #10 - Dwarf (02/22/2013) [-]
OMG LOLOLOL SHE HAD TO SIT IN A ************* BOX!!!! GET IT GUYS?!?!?
#39 - zanyzebra (02/22/2013) [-]
That's really zany.
#41 to #39 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (02/22/2013) [-]
You're not very zany.
#54 to #39 - Dwarf (02/22/2013) [-]
IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS
User avatar #11 - hairydickfarts (02/22/2013) [-]
Daniel Tosh did not say this therefore its not funny
User avatar #14 to #11 - EnergizierAnon (02/22/2013) [-]
no, it was funny. therefore it was funny. who cares who said it.
User avatar #77 to #14 - hairydickfarts (02/23/2013) [-]
i was being sarcastic
User avatar #74 - hatinonmyrolls (02/23/2013) [-]
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#70 - thatsimple (02/23/2013) [-]
...Because its shorter? geez Daniel get your **** together
User avatar #68 - hatinonmyrolls (02/23/2013) [-]
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