WHAT ARE THEY CALLED ?!?!

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#1 - dalokan (02/21/2013) [+] (17 replies)

Deidara, master of masturbation.

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#20 to #1 - gabonicagracy (02/22/2013) [-]

Imagine trying to wipe your ass with those hands and the toilet paper rips through.

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#29 to #20 - N. Korean citizen (02/22/2013) [-]

I fell out of my seat laughing at that.

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#5 to #1 - gratrunka (02/22/2013) [-]

I have a question.

How is that useful? Tongues in your hands, how are they used in being a ninja?

You'll be able to give someone a wet bitch-slap, but thats the full extent of usefulness.

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#6 to #5 - FUUUU (02/22/2013) [-]

He uses them to mold his clay bombs. He also has one on his chest, that, when fed clay, turns him into a suicide bomber.

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#7 to #6 - siridontcare (02/22/2013) [-]

....how would he practice that? how would you learn that?

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#8 to #7 - FUUUU (02/22/2013) [-]

The clay is infused with explosive chakra, and being able to infuse that is a trait in the city he lived in. There's really been no detail as to how he actually got the mouths in his hands.

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#9 to #8 - siridontcare (02/22/2013) [-]

born with it? mouth demon? animators have shit happen without even thinking of why?

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#25 to #9 - voxxyn (02/22/2013) [-]

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#33 to #9 - admiralen (02/22/2013) [-]

probably a bloodline

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#10 to #9 - FUUUU (02/22/2013) [-]

Have you ever even read Naruto?

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#15 to #9 - OminousDemon (02/22/2013) [-]

its easy to assume its a bloodline trait of a deceased clan such as the sharingan of the uchiha (though that was explained in depth recently)

pro-tip: dont bash stuff when u already made it obvious that you do not follow it, that being said most animes or shows in general do not explain everything

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#110 to #15 - siridontcare (02/23/2013) [-]

I followed it all the way up to the time jump.... and I didn't bash, I tried giving helpful suggestions....

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#19 to #5 - bulldozah (02/22/2013) [-]

If he's ever lonely, he can place his palms together and make out with himself.

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#58 to #19 - eccleston (02/22/2013) [-]

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#2 to #1 - blackcomet (02/22/2013) [-]

Diarrhea, what?

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#55 to #1 - ColeTheUber (02/22/2013) [-]

Deidara: MasterBator

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#4 - gravitystereo (02/22/2013) [+] (10 replies)

implying those things with dicks couldn't get off either

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#11 to #4 - N. Korean citizen (02/22/2013) [-]

But wouldn't you taste the dick?

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#12 to #11 - gravitystereo (02/22/2013) [-]

it's not like you wouldn't taste the vagina

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#17 to #12 - Bion (02/22/2013) [-]

I'd personally rather taste a vagina.

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#18 to #17 - gravitystereo (02/22/2013) [-]

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#109 to #18 - gravitystereo (02/22/2013) [-]

this is a reference to that episode where they're trapped in a submarine with only one woman and Nathan Explosion is like "guys. do you remember when we dated girls and we had to.. GO DOWN ON THEM?!" and they all look horrified.
The episode ended with nathan going down on the only woman on the ship and he doesn't get anything out of it and he's like NOOOOOOOOOO

hope you guys caught that

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#24 to #17 - pimpinpenguin (02/22/2013) [-]

no you wouldn't

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#26 to #24 - Bion (02/22/2013) [-]

To be fair, I guess I've never tasted a penis, so I guess I can't REALLY saw that it tastes bad.

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#37 to #26 - tyraxio (02/22/2013) [-]

WELL I GUESS YOU COULD SAY IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN

be...because cock... cockerel... rooster... ill find my way out

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#96 to #37 - N. Korean citizen (02/22/2013) [-]

wow, very original, very funny NOT, very retarded. dont make jokes, bad joke. idiot.

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#77 to #26 - propanex (02/22/2013) [-]

Well you can say, out of all the dicks you touched, you liked 100% of them, of course, 100% of them being yours.

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#39 - Plagus (02/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)

Not to be confused with people who are vaginas.

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#40 to #39 - thelegitmetalhead ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]

Plagus, you just made my day.
I present to you this gif.

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#41 to #40 - freshtoker (02/22/2013) [-]

what show is that?

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#42 to #41 - thelegitmetalhead ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]

Regular Show. I find it humorous.

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#34 - yunoknow (02/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)

how is it that everyone on tumblr seems to get sarcasm so naturally?

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#36 to #34 - coolchalkyxxx (02/22/2013) [-]

It's their native tongue.
English is a second language.

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#30 - kaboomz (02/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)

people with vaginas

i just cant stop laughing

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#31 to #30 - deadmeme (02/22/2013) [-]

The idea that someone with a vagina, could be a person- oh, it makes me giggle heartily.

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#102 to #31 - hansifan (02/22/2013) [-]

Please don't make fun of this. I know people with vaginas, it's a serious issue

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#38 - hemming (02/22/2013) [+] (11 replies)

Wouldn't the tongues just get dry and shit?

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#69 to #38 - N. Korean citizen (02/22/2013) [-]

they would get dry but i don't think tongues poop.

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#54 to #38 - boogermen **User deleted account** (02/22/2013) [-]

It's a vagina... Not something known to be dry during masturbation. I don't about shit tho. Some people are into that.

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#56 to #54 - multimedia ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]

I think he meant in general, when not in vaginas.

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#61 to #56 - ipwnallnubz (02/22/2013) [-]

That means you just have to keep them in vaginas.

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#62 to #61 - multimedia ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]

Good plan.

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#63 to #62 - ipwnallnubz (02/22/2013) [-]

I thought so.

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#64 to #63 - multimedia ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]

I would thumb you up, but for some reason for the past few days my thumbing doesn't count.

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#68 to #64 - ipwnallnubz (02/22/2013) [-]

Well, maybe you just need thumbs back.

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#70 to #68 - multimedia ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]

I've seen other people post about the same problem, so it's probably just items fucking things up...AGAIN

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#71 to #70 - ipwnallnubz (02/22/2013) [-]

I will still give you thumbs.

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#72 to #71 - multimedia ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]

Thank you. I will continue trying to thumb you.

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#14 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account** (02/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)

They're called women

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#16 to #14 - breakfastlunch (02/22/2013) [-]

Say what, now?

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#44 to #14 - N. Korean citizen (02/22/2013) [-]

wait, there's a word for that now? cool.

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#78 - rainbowdemo ONLINE (02/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)

**rainbowdemo rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at The origins of Hnghhh ** how to eat a pussy

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#89 to #78 - vatra (02/22/2013) [-]

Roasted, got it.

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#79 - bossauce (02/22/2013) [+] (9 replies)

mfw

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#90 to #79 - tuckthisphit (02/22/2013) [-]

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#99 to #90 - spaceturtlecadet (02/22/2013) [-]

Loop'd.

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#100 to #79 - N. Korean citizen (02/22/2013) [-]

NO!
with one mouth she can suck, with the other two don't stop talking

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#101 to #100 - hardongo (02/22/2013) [-]

has science gone too far?

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#108 to #100 - hardongo (02/22/2013) [-]

can you imagine the horror?? she giving head and at the same time nagging about fixing stuff or talking about feelings

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#80 to #79 - xozonex (02/22/2013) [-]

O_o

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#74 - elf (02/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)

Well...People with vaginas could be Women, but also Transvestites, or Hermaphrodites. So it technically is incorrect to automatically assume they are speaking of women.

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#75 to #74 - naziyahtzee (02/22/2013) [-]

Transvestites only dress like women, they don't actually have vaginas. I think you mean transgenders...

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#76 to #75 - elf (02/22/2013) [-]

Oh, I am terribly sorry sir, thank you for pointing out my error. Yes, I did mean transgenders.

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#81 to #74 - nicoleiscool (02/22/2013) [-]

Well if a male-to-female transsexual has a vagina (after surgeries), they would consider their selves women anyways. And if a female-to-male (before surgeries), anatomically, they would be considered a women.
So I guess it still kinda makes sense if you try to dissect it.

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#45 - thuntking (02/22/2013) [-]

How to eat a pussy

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#88 - alucardshellhound (02/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)

**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #263249 at Pokemon **

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#98 to #88 - thegreatbizzo (02/22/2013) [-]

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#103 to #88 - N. Korean citizen (02/22/2013) [-]

I wonder: why isn't this guy banned alredy? I mean, he goes into every post, and rolls, without bothering to read it and write about it, or whatsoever. He just: new post, new roll, move on. Over and over again. Can't believe you people don't community ban a roll troll that just spams all over the place. And you'll ask, what is happening to FJ? Well, it's turning into a fag nest like 9gag, but at least there you don't have to swim through a flood of rolls to read/contribute to comments.

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#67 - XxElJuegoxX ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]

I think they're called Kitchen People

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#28 - garlickson ONLINE (02/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)

to be honest, it would be exactly the same as having really flexible fingers, cos there would be no saliva, so it would be as similar as having fingers ?

TL;DR : Ive seen this post too many times, and have nothing of importance to say.

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#32 to #28 - SuperBobbis (02/22/2013) [-]

He has a point, your salivary glands are in your mouth, not on your tongue. But if you touched wet things, you'd be able to taste things.

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#111 - robertelee (02/26/2013) [-]

with saliva or with out

cuz a dry tongue would suck on a dick

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#106 - therealmagnum (02/22/2013) [-]

Va-.... va what?

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#73 - kgblack (02/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)

**kgblack rolled a random image posted in comment #263709 at Pokemon **
<--what i would lick with my fingers

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#105 to #73 - PunxsatownyPhil (02/22/2013) [-]

Hope it's not sodium. Or any alkaline metal.

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