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Epic Collection of Hipster Jokes

Epic Collection of Hipster Jokes. The last one is hilarious XD. sits Imagine Dragons " iii. I Kevin 14, 540, 556 If Like . About some Add in J” ii Uploaded 011

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#46 - deezknuts (02/22/2013) [-]
"Ice was water before it was cool"
"Ice was water before it was cool"
User avatar #141 to #46 - icameheretotroll (02/22/2013) [-]
Ice water, before the water was cool
User avatar #184 to #46 - deezknuts (02/22/2013) [-]
oh so its subject to double interpretation

Correct: ice was once water, before it became cool

Incorrect: ice is just water before aforementioned water became cool
User avatar #99 to #46 - JoshBauer (02/22/2013) [-]
I was thinking the same thing. Should be..

Why do hipsters love water?
Because it's ice before it's cool.

..right?
User avatar #132 to #99 - theprocrastibator (02/22/2013) [-]
No. Let me try to break this down. "Ice was water before it was cool" is basically saying "Ice used to be at a higher temperature when it was water. Then it got cool and turned into ice"
I have no ******* idea if that helped or confused you more but hey, I tried.
#135 to #132 - psychrophile (02/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, but the joke still fails. The hipster should love water, not ice. I think this is what confused the OP more than anything, but I could be wrong.
User avatar #131 to #99 - blakehill (02/22/2013) [-]
No. It's write in the content. what you said was this

The water is ice before it's cool. Well, before ice is cool, it's water. AFTER the water is cool.

Do you understand? It's hard to explain in words, lol

Not trying to be a dick btw, just trying to sort out the joke.
#143 to #46 - goodpsize (02/22/2013) [-]
It would make more sense if the question was why hipsters like water..
It would make more sense if the question was why hipsters like water..
#50 to #46 - cheesynipples (02/22/2013) [-]
ice used to be water but then it was cooled down
User avatar #56 to #50 - iusedtocare (02/22/2013) [-]
Actually it froze...
#60 to #46 - John Cena (02/22/2013) [-]
ice was water, before it was cool.
#47 - Mynd (02/22/2013) [-]
Well, this post made me laugh and also gave me a good song to listen to. Thanks OP.
#2 - John Cena (02/21/2013) [-]
I loved this song when it was unknown but now everyone knows it, I love it even more cos now I can hear it more
User avatar #84 to #2 - kratosalza (02/22/2013) [-]
and also that now means that the band has become more popular which is always a good thing
#52 to #2 - John Cena (02/22/2013) [-]
And we both love fluttershy.
#70 - pikininja (02/22/2013) [-]
That last one is beautiful. :D   
   
And I 			*******		 love Imagine Dragons.
That last one is beautiful. :D

And I ******* love Imagine Dragons.
#91 to #70 - olafthebard (02/22/2013) [-]
Jimmy Dean says **** yo **** ...
#57 - Dakafal (02/22/2013) [-]
>be me,16ish at the time (i think)
>The Black Keys had been my favorite band for years
>wear a different one of their shirts at least once a week
>they release a new album, Brothers
>all of a sudden they're on the radio and in commercials
>some kid at school walks up to me when I'm wearing their shirt
>"Oh I love those guys! What's your fav song?!"
> I name a song on one of their older albums
>"you just made that up, I've never heard of that one and they're like my fav band"
>walk away, raging inside
>go home and and copy all of their albums to discs
>go to school next day
>put all the discs on his desk and tell him to educate himself
>he looks at them confused
>"what the hell is this, they just started, they only have one album"

and that was when I killed him

But seriously, it pisses me off when I've like a band for awhile and then as soon as they get popular all of a sudden they're everyones "favorite band" for all of 5 minutes. I know I shouldn't get angry about it, but I do.
User avatar #115 to #57 - toosexyforyou (02/22/2013) [-]
Wow that's pretty stupid of you. No offense. I really hope that was a while in the past.
User avatar #58 to #57 - naturedave (02/22/2013) [-]
That's different then a person not liking a song because other people like it
#114 - jesuscf (02/22/2013) [-]
<<<---Hipsters love ice?
Did he say the joke wrong or am I just a stupid? This doesn't seem right to me, might be wrong though.
User avatar #116 to #114 - snotnose (02/22/2013) [-]
i thought the same thing, it should have been why do hipsters HATE Ice, because ice was water, before it was cool..
#145 to #114 - squirrelsinheat (02/22/2013) [-]
Glad I am not the only one that thought this. I spend a good 3 minutes of my time debating whether or not that made sense and gave up because I thought my brain was broken.
#63 - curtt (02/22/2013) [-]
I love this band im im glad they're getting the recognition they deserve
I love this band im im glad they're getting the recognition they deserve
#97 - redwailmer **User deleted account** (02/22/2013) [-]
My favorite joke:   
   
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?   
   
It's an obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.
My favorite joke:

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's an obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.
User avatar #168 to #97 - tragono **User deleted account** (02/22/2013) [-]
Graham's number
User avatar #27 - davisdamen (02/22/2013) [-]
what the hell? every time
i happen to run across something awesome, and suddenly it's everywhere i look
User avatar #29 to #27 - harrytheheadcrab (02/22/2013) [-]
"The mentality of a non-brony."
#123 - grimmwaters (02/22/2013) [-]
PUSH A HIPSTER DOWN AN ESCALATOR


NOW WHO'S TUMBLING?
#158 - slyve (02/22/2013) [-]
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Wait, hipsters are real? There are actual people out there who managed to reach this level of obnoxiousness?

I... I'm kinda impressed.
#161 to #158 - lemleet (02/22/2013) [-]
yeah, went to a starbucks a while ago. there were many of those. kinda fun
#121 - majortomcomics (02/22/2013) [-]
Admiral Ackbar. Warning your friends about trannies, before they were socially accepted.
Admiral Ackbar. Warning your friends about trannies, before they were socially accepted.
User avatar #109 - rohze (02/22/2013) [-]
I hate hipsters. If you dislike bands or games or whatever becoming more popular than you a douche bag. Bands and game developers and clothes designers won't make **** for money if it doesn't sell and get popular.
/end rant
User avatar #62 - abstract (02/22/2013) [-]
I think it's stupid how people only like music if the artist/group is not well known. Personally, if I find an artist or group I really like I will try to spread their music as much as possible so it increases their fanbase and may allow them to make more music.
#86 to #62 - robertito (02/22/2013) [-]
I don't think its that, its a lot that the new people are ******* annoying when they become obsessed, and its not usually with the better songs. Plus its nice to be listening to something different now and then
#23 - headhunternl (02/22/2013) [-]
and I like Imagine Dragons
#49 - ocnamesaregone ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
My brother bought me their album for christmas.   
   
My brother's a nice guy
My brother bought me their album for christmas.

My brother's a nice guy
#188 to #49 - John Cena (07/06/2013) [-]
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#77 to #49 - John Cena (02/22/2013) [-]
cool story bro
User avatar #129 to #49 - mrnoodlez ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
Cool bro story.
#157 to #49 - John Cena (02/22/2013) [-]
stool bory cro!
#155 - olisaurus ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
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#16 - longnameislloonngg (02/22/2013) [-]
this song/ band is really good gif related
this song/ band is really good gif related
#142 - nephrithotroll (02/22/2013) [-]
there are so many streams
I however dislike the main stream such as lady gaga, rihanna, lil wayne, justin bieber, ke$ha and what not
mostly because of the fans or the music being stupid enough to give me a tumour
However I still think there are bands that deserve to be recognised because they are good or have potential.
not because of singing about bling bling, ass n tits or parting till you drop or using auto tune in every ******* song.
#156 to #142 - John Cena (02/22/2013) [-]
Now look deep inside yourself, and ask "Why did I just explain myself to the internet?" and come up with the answer "Because subconsciously I know that I am everything they know to be lame and worthy of scorn."
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