Poo Butter. Best prank ever. 1. Poo Butter all up. " dawn ii: .) rig PUD Butter is one cf the ultimate payback; to yew mortal enemy, pr failing that, a superbly
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Poo Butter

Best prank ever

1. Poo Butter all up. " dawn ii: .) rig
PUD Butter is one cf the ultimate payback; to yew mortal enemy, pr failing
that, a superbly disgusting prank that will make yum the mast outcast, hated
human being crn scur friends' lists.
Simply sneak into scur victims kitchen and take a tub cf butter pr
margarine from the fridge. Take the tub and place it in the microwave for 1
2 minutes reduce the butter/ marg into a liquid.
Peur this liquid in to an empty receptacle, such as a bawl pr glass, and put it
by the side.
Now, take the empty butter/ marg container and defecate into it. (Zines this
filthy task: is , ppm the liquid butter/ marg on top of yew
defecation, replace the lid, then place the butter/ marg back: in to the fridge.
Scan, the butter/ marg will , comepletely hiding the deathly secret
yum have laid withing. "r' cur hapless victim will using the butter, until
pne day, as the level recedes, they start scraping a peculiar substance put
of the tub that is definately not butter. Cruel isn' t it?
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#22 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (02/21/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Cruelty level: INFINITE
#36 - grandmabetty (02/21/2013) [-]
NOW WE KNOW WHAT IT ACTUALLY IS, OH MY GOD
#40 - einhetvin (02/21/2013) [-]
I dont know what else I was expecting from "Poo Butter"
User avatar #5 - fourtwentt (02/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
'i CANT believe this is not butter'!!
#19 - dipshitz (02/21/2013) [-]
huh
#121 - murdocisgod (02/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**murdocisgod rolled a random image posted in comment #54 at yummy ** >hfw
#133 - creepingorion (02/22/2013) [-]
And then your friend dies from eating your rancid decomposing 						****					.
And then your friend dies from eating your rancid decomposing **** .
User avatar #117 - JimiHendrix (02/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm all for good pranks and all.. but there's something about making your friend eat your aged **** that makes me think there's a line not to be crossed
#75 - sandniggatron (02/22/2013) [+] (12 replies)
They can track you through your **** .
I know, the school pulled that one on me in third grade for my pootastically(tell me if you wanna hear the story) hilarious crimes, so I learned the hard way.
I never even got punished for that **** , no pun intended.
#81 to #79 - sandniggatron (02/22/2013) [-]
Part 2; Poo man rises
After my great thrill the first time, the teachers were told to set up a bathroom sign out sheet to keep track of the kids. Despite this, being the little ********** I was, I made a secondary strike. This time I took a larger, log like turd, and shaped it into a stick figure like shape, and then wrote on next to it "Poo man strikes again." Thus began my secret legacy as Poo man.
#20 - echobase (02/21/2013) [-]
And here i was eating a sandwich.
And here i was eating a sandwich.
#3 - jimmynutz (02/21/2013) [-]
>hfw
#97 - bigdogmt (02/22/2013) [-]
now I know why I can't believe it's not butter
User avatar #7 - evilanakie (02/21/2013) [-]
piss in melted butter
stir that ****
tee hee
#82 - letmetellyouastory (02/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
That heinous act was not thought of by mortal men.
That heinous act was not thought of by mortal men.
#68 - pepemex (02/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Oh god I hope there's a law against that
#152 - indegi (02/22/2013) [-]
Who the **** comes up with this **** !?
#104 - magict (02/22/2013) [-]
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