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Poo Butter. Best prank ever. 1. Poo Butter all up. " dawn ii: .) rig PUD Butter is one cf the ultimate payback; to yew mortal enemy, pr failing that, a superbly

Best prank ever

1. Poo Butter all up. " dawn ii: .) rig
PUD Butter is one cf the ultimate payback; to yew mortal enemy, pr failing
that, a superbly disgusting prank that will make yum the mast outcast, hated
human being crn scur friends' lists.
Simply sneak into scur victims kitchen and take a tub cf butter pr
margarine from the fridge. Take the tub and place it in the microwave for 1
2 minutes reduce the butter/ marg into a liquid.
Peur this liquid in to an empty receptacle, such as a bawl pr glass, and put it
by the side.
Now, take the empty butter/ marg container and defecate into it. (Zines this
filthy task: is , ppm the liquid butter/ marg on top of yew
defecation, replace the lid, then place the butter/ marg back: in to the fridge.
Scan, the butter/ marg will , comepletely hiding the deathly secret
yum have laid withing. "r' cur hapless victim will using the butter, until
pne day, as the level recedes, they start scraping a peculiar substance put
of the tub that is definately not butter. Cruel isn' t it?
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#22 - motherfuckingkenji
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(02/21/2013) [-]
Cruelty level: INFINITE
#46 to #22 - anon id: 8336756a
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(02/21/2013) [-]
nutella tastes like **** anyways
#49 to #46 - Jameshaich
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(02/22/2013) [-]
0.1/10
#101 to #46 - nyawgga
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(02/22/2013) [-]
-11/10
#73 to #46 - kirokan
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(02/22/2013) [-]
do not speak of nutella like that anon
do not speak of nutella like that anon
#139 to #22 - breakfastlunch
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#64 to #22 - turbodoosh
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Eh, I'd still eat around it. The nutella that is.
#24 to #22 - autoxx
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#28 to #22 - WtfStrawberries
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#36 - grandmabetty
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(02/21/2013) [-]
NOW WE KNOW WHAT IT ACTUALLY IS, OH MY GOD
#40 - einhetvin
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(02/21/2013) [-]
I dont know what else I was expecting from "Poo Butter"
User avatar #5 - fourtwentt
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(02/21/2013) [-]
'i CANT believe this is not butter'!!
User avatar #30 to #5 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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(02/21/2013) [-]
I can't believe it's "I can't believe it's not butter".
#19 - dipshitz
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(02/21/2013) [-]
huh
#121 - murdocisgod
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(02/22/2013) [-]
**murdocisgod rolled a random image posted in comment #54 at yummy ** >hfw
#125 to #121 - sceirine
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#127 to #121 - lavasoft
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#186 to #127 - murdocisgod
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#133 - creepingorion
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And then your friend dies from eating your rancid decomposing ****.
And then your friend dies from eating your rancid decomposing ****.
User avatar #117 - JimiHendrix
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(02/22/2013) [-]
I'm all for good pranks and all.. but there's something about making your friend eat your aged **** that makes me think there's a line not to be crossed
User avatar #123 to #117 - Shitthatscrazy
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(02/22/2013) [-]
and then alcohol clears the way forward to new frontiers
#75 - sandniggatron
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(02/22/2013) [-]
They can track you through your ****.
I know, the school pulled that one on me in third grade for my pootastically(tell me if you wanna hear the story) hilarious crimes, so I learned the hard way.
I never even got punished for that ****, no pun intended.
#76 to #75 - tehphire
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(02/22/2013) [-]
I wants to hear.
#79 to #76 - sandniggatron
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(02/22/2013) [-]
Alright. As I mentioned, I was in third grade. At this time I was still an elementary school prankster( coating the mirrors with soap, smudging stalls with small amounts of poo) so i was looking for my next thrill. One day, while I was in the bathroom, I had an idea. I took my usual rabbit like dump, due to my strange diet at the time, but caught it in my hands. I then proceeded to place them all around the bathroom in corners, on top of urinals, ect.
Will continue in next comment.
#81 to #79 - sandniggatron
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Part 2; Poo man rises
After my great thrill the first time, the teachers were told to set up a bathroom sign out sheet to keep track of the kids. Despite this, being the little ********** I was, I made a secondary strike. This time I took a larger, log like turd, and shaped it into a stick figure like shape, and then wrote on next to it "Poo man strikes again." Thus began my secret legacy as Poo man.
#83 to #81 - sandniggatron
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Part 3; The fall of Poo man
At this point kids are being interrogated about poo man. Kids whisper about him at recess like he's some sort of hero. I get called in daily when they read over the sign in sheets. I feel invincible due to my previous success. One day I forget to wash my hands and the principal notices the little brown smudges on my fingertips. At this point I knew I was screwed but continued to lie. The next day, the principal and vice principal called me into the third floor bathroom (my classroom was on the second floor so i felt sneakier). As I enter, they both look at me. I stand awkwardly for a second and then the principal says to me " *************, what would you say if I told you that the police can track people through their poo?"
I stare blankly at him for a second and then calmly say "Well, sir, I'd say that's gotta be real good for fighting bad guys."
The two look at each other for a solid 15 seconds, and then send me back to class.
This was the last action that was ever there to threaten Poo man. I was never punished in any way, and I didn't even realize that they were implying I had already been tracked for a good couple of years.
So ends the saga of Poo man.
#95 to #83 - airplanes
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(02/22/2013) [-]
you were/are that gross kid that everyone hated

User avatar #98 to #95 - sandniggatron
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Yeah. Once I hit sophomore year of highschool i realized that it was pretty strange, and actually went to a few therapy sessions, but the guy said i had nothing to worry about.
User avatar #88 to #83 - Hreidmar
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(02/22/2013) [-]
Well.
User avatar #103 to #83 - boogihead
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(02/22/2013) [-]
Well. Did they ever call any other kids in and say the same thing to them?
Sounds like they were desperate to catch the culprit.
Might have been trying to fake you out and still did not know who did it.

#89 to #83 - anon id: 3e72a553
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(02/22/2013) [-]
you are my hero.
#85 to #83 - anon id: 26af557b
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(02/22/2013) [-]
umm
User avatar #77 to #75 - justanotherzombie
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(02/22/2013) [-]
I have to hear this
User avatar #84 to #77 - sandniggatron
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(02/22/2013) [-]
The full story is up.
#3 - jimmynutz
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(02/21/2013) [-]
>hfw