I Slicing a Bead of Mercury in Half
mercury is the best
You know what this reminds me of?
The pee frisbee-
The best prank in the world [after peep butter, of course], and it
doesn' t even require going into sameone' s house. As long as
there' s a gap undertaker door, can get them.
You take a , like ene youll get at the dollar store,
and [gnu pee in it. Put it , pee in it, and put that in the
freezerman a few hours. Jmill have disc piss.
Carefully remade it hem the heebee, take it to ) Llr neighbour' s
house [behiend' s, er stranger' s, I don' t care, as long as [gnu keep
that piss disc cold, man], and slide it undertaker door.
It works best if nobody is home and won' t be heme fer a few hours.
That pee will thaw right en theirtoys, and they' ll eema heme to a
puddle of piss in their house with sign of anybody getting in.
Whe the fuck peed en my floor?
That will haunt them fer years.
reblogging fer the pee heebee
pee heebee emg
PIER Fl? -PERFIL