ADDERALL. . ADDERALL For when you have a deadline to meet, but would rather research time travel for 72 hours straight. >had huge paper to write >took 30mg adderall in the morning >no effect >took 30mg adderall again >no effect >wrote paper anyway >hours late comics Drugs time travel
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #6 - Lambda
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>had huge paper to write
>took 30mg adderall in the morning
>no effect
>took 30mg adderall again
>no effect
>wrote paper anyway
>hours later, go to bed
>I'll bet you thought you were tired. NOPE, adderall.
>4 days no sleep
**** adderall.
#12 to #6 - magikarpforlife
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User avatar #27 to #12 - gravitystereo
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>didn't sleep for 4 days
>adderall didn't work
#35 to #12 - locoVACA
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Good one! ^^ -_-
User avatar #25 to #6 - sturdywrist
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um try cocaine
#73 to #6 - graknab
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I took +45mg st study for finals, and instead played Plants vs. Zombies all night
User avatar #14 - drhoffable
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> 18
> 1pm
> finals in the morning
> ill study later..
> 3am
> finals in 5 hours
> take 150mg of adderall
> 4 am
> learn everything learnable in my room
> 7am test time
> tweaking out in my desk
> teachers asks why im acting like schizophrenic raccoon
> "COFFEE."
> finish test 2 hours early
> piss every 2 minuts
> 92 on test
> everythingwentokay.jpg

#16 to #14 - anon id: 97a01080
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if you took 150mg of adderall with no tolerance you would most likely have heart palpitations
User avatar #17 to #16 - drhoffable
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i have a 45 mg tolerance, i had near peripheral hallucinations which are signs of an over dose.. wasn't very fun
#34 to #17 - locoVACA
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I remember when I overdosed.. It was fun but then I finished all my assignments and literally almost fainted reaching for my tea. Also I didn't sleep for the next day or so due to extended release
#36 to #34 - drhoffable
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mmHhhmm been there, couldn evan keep ma eyes closed! i was getting cold sweats and ****, horrible..
#37 to #36 - locoVACA
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Omg! I felt like something was physically holding my eyes open! It hurt when I forced them closed and looking at bright light's gave me migraines and I got panic attacks every five minutes. I was mighty scared...
User avatar #40 to #37 - drhoffable
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yep, now i only take them during test, at low doses, maby 60mg, or 50mg... but i love percocet and some bong packs, and im in heaven :)
#41 to #40 - locoVACA
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Well since I was prescribed addies last year or so, I take them every other day. I'm supposed to take them everyday but some days I just wanna smoke a joint and relax rather than be composedly writing **** down until it's time to go home.
User avatar #209 to #41 - drhoffable
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i find that if you smoke on adderall it really helps with some of the major side effects like appetite and unstable moods
User avatar #31 to #14 - occamsrazor
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k
#26 - thedarkestrogue
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-Be 16.   
-take adderall for the first time   
-nothing happens   
-I have ADHD..
-Be 16.
-take adderall for the first time
-nothing happens
-I have ADHD..
#39 to #26 - ichbinlecher
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Curse you, that was what I was going to say - except 22.
#3 - missing
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User avatar #8 to #4 - varrlegrimscythe
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*who have ADD/ADHD it helps with their ability to focus on tasks lowers metabolism and calms them down a bit, but it lowers the PH in your saliva which has a good chance to wear down the enamel of your teeth, which is easily countered with not eating acidic foods.
#60 to #8 - pendeja
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Or not eating at all. Adderall
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User avatar #28 to #10 - xyaleon
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I'm adhd and all I feel is concentration... I don't stay up longer nor do I do feel anything with my heart and thats a 60mg dose everyday.
User avatar #9 to #3 - tenthousandmarbles **User deleted account**
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Its a game people play in college during finals week. They pop as many as they can and try not to have heart attack. Last alive wins.
#15 - yokii
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the first time I found funnyjunk a year ago
#117 - fordun
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You know American Society is ****** up when there a straight A+ Honor students who haven't had as much as a beer with there dad are resulting to snorting pharmacological cocaine to adhere to this ******** society that expects our population to regurgitate information with nearly no real world application that a large percentage of students will forget in a years time.

inb4 i am underachieving **** up

**** it. My future does not include further schooling outside of high school. And neither is poverty. If i **** up in life ill simply live in the woods like a Native American. Hell after a few years the reservations will most likely take me in.

I think everyone had a cause they care deeply for. For me its opposing lobotomizing drugs. ADHD and ADD are weird. And personally i think there full of ****. Kids weren't being diagnosed with this **** in the 50s? This is the first time in history were "being a little ****" is a medical condition.

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User avatar #160 to #133 - tls
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In my experience, as a child diagnosed with a delightfully ****** up brain chemistry cocktail (I.E. ADHD, ADD later on, Severe Depression, and Bi-polar. (And self diagnosed: Mad. Don't know if it counts as schizo, but you know, I hear and see things every now and again.), ADHD seems to be used by psychiatrists as a handout to neurotic, paranoid, and overprotective mothers as a "Doctor's" explantion of why their child is behaving like a child. I was slammed onto a mountain range of medication from 3rd grade until I was a Senior in high school. It ****** me sideways, backwards, forwards, up and down I think. Like, I never heard or saw things until I was in high school but then I started hearing voices when no one else was home and there is no tv or computer or whatever turned on. Seeing....moving shadows with yellow eyes when I drive every now and again. Aside from possible slips in sanity, all those meds ****** you. Royally. I don't know if you've had any encounters with medication regimens, but it's not fun.

The theory behind putting kids on these meds seems to be "HEY. HE'S DEPRESSED. He might kill himself because depression makes him volatile enough to break and do that! So let's fix him by putting him on a drug that makes him feel nothing! Yeah! No more volatility, but still depressed or even more so than before! PROBLEM SOLVED. BEST. DOCTOR. EVER. Award!" Or "Hey! He's hyperactive! Let's give him a drug that will make him feel no energy ever! In fact, one that also causes weight gain! Oh and that also makes him depressed, so we can put him on that other depression medication as well!!" I'm sure there are studies they can reference to back them up, but no child should be put through that ****. It ****** me up. I harbor a hatred for any and all forms of "Doctors" that prescribe psychiatric meds now.

I don't even know if this counts as being relevant, but it felt good to get it off my chest, even if it's on FJ and it'll get me buried in red thumbs.
User avatar #147 to #117 - niggasaurus
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I agree with everything you have just said, but one thing ruined it for me.
*Their
#154 to #117 - anon id: a06f67f5
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Some kids are nuts though and need this medication. We are at the mercy of our doctors as to whether it is prescribed responsibly.

Believe me though that mental illness does exist. There are people who need antidepressants. There are some people that require electro-shock therapy or lithium pills.

When you experience mental illness in your own mind, its existence becomes indisputable. A piece inside your head that you can't control, that is illogical, and that is entirely separate from the rest of your being. Or a dark cloud that hangs over you, smothering you.

User avatar #159 to #117 - youjustlossthegame
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I was diagnosed with adhd(I've grown out of it) and I was prescribed adderal, but when I took it, I was completely focused and extremely organized. But I think ADD is more viable that ADHD. ADHD most often is just a hyper little ****. I know I was.
#123 to #117 - cheesynipples
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personally, I think add adhd are legitimant things but far often people do use it as an excuse for their ****** kids
#125 to #123 - fordun
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O i have no doubt they actually exist. But they are horribly over diagnosed. There are a plethora of stories out there of people that had adderall when they were younger and completely lost all motivation in life and its persisting well into there 20s.
#42 - kittenzbiatch
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YO ADDERALL BROS: my secret: if you take it and then eat, instant effects. if you eat and then take it, extended release. ALSO: if you take it while constipated... it will have slower effects. yeah, ive been on it for that long.
#43 - burgenland
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>friends crush up adderall and ganja   
>we smoke it   
>didn't know it was adderall   
>fun night get home at 2   
>talk to friend who's chillin with me    
>feels like 1 hour passed   
>9 am   
>mfw
>friends crush up adderall and ganja
>we smoke it
>didn't know it was adderall
>fun night get home at 2
>talk to friend who's chillin with me
>feels like 1 hour passed
>9 am
>mfw
#141 to #43 - murdocisgod
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Thumb because 2-D.   
Which is super relevant because...he's a pill popper.
Thumb because 2-D.
Which is super relevant because...he's a pill popper.
#22 - tomoya
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>had to do a bunch of make up work to do   
>took 60mg of adderall   
>feel the effects coming on   
>spend 2 hours making a silencer for my airgun   
>spend 3 more hours sharpening my knives   
>spend 3 hours researching about who knows what   
>go to take a piss   
>my dick looked all shriveled up   
>freaked me out but realized it was the drug   
>smoked weed   
>fapped   
>i started to feel very dizzy   
>my heart didn't feel right   
>fell on the floor   
>walk the dinosaur
>had to do a bunch of make up work to do
>took 60mg of adderall
>feel the effects coming on
>spend 2 hours making a silencer for my airgun
>spend 3 more hours sharpening my knives
>spend 3 hours researching about who knows what
>go to take a piss
>my dick looked all shriveled up
>freaked me out but realized it was the drug
>smoked weed
>fapped
>i started to feel very dizzy
>my heart didn't feel right
>fell on the floor
>walk the dinosaur
#29 to #22 - locoVACA
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OMG one time I took 50mg of my extended release pills and the same happened to my dick....
#23 to #22 - pooplol
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that was just awful
#142 - srslyjakecease
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Or when you have diagnosed A.D.H.D.  use it legally, and it doesn't have this effect on you at all.
Or when you have diagnosed A.D.H.D. use it legally, and it doesn't have this effect on you at all.
#173 to #142 - aerosol
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Yeah, I take 70mg of vyvanse every day and it just does not do a damn thing. I wouldn't expect adderall to be all it's cracked up to be. At least not for me.
User avatar #175 to #173 - srslyjakecease
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Specifically i too have vyvance: Its essentialy the same medicine is how i understand it from my doctor, but eh. Still changed my life.
#177 to #175 - aerosol
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lucky...
User avatar #197 to #173 - crownofroses
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I remember testing the dosage for Vyvanse. I started on 70 milligrams, THAT **** WAS TOO MUCH. I was asked to put together a chair from Ikea and literally started crying.