ADDERALL. . ADDERALL For when you have a deadline to meet, but would rather research time travel for 72 hours straight. >had huge paper to write >took 30mg adderall in the morning >no effect >took 30mg adderall again >no effect >wrote paper anyway >hours late comics Drugs time travel
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ADDERALL

ADDERALL
For when you have a deadline to meet, but would
rather research time travel for 72 hours straight
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User avatar #6 - Lambda ONLINE (02/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>had huge paper to write
>took 30mg adderall in the morning
>no effect
>took 30mg adderall again
>no effect
>wrote paper anyway
>hours later, go to bed
>I'll bet you thought you were tired. NOPE, adderall.
>4 days no sleep
**** adderall.
User avatar #14 - drhoffable (02/21/2013) [+] (9 replies)
> 18
> 1pm
> finals in the morning
> ill study later..
> 3am
> finals in 5 hours
> take 150mg of adderall
> 4 am
> learn everything learnable in my room
> 7am test time
> tweaking out in my desk
> teachers asks why im acting like schizophrenic raccoon
> "COFFEE."
> finish test 2 hours early
> piss every 2 minuts
> 92 on test
> everythingwentokay.jpg

#26 - thedarkestrogue (02/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
-Be 16.   
-take adderall for the first time   
-nothing happens   
-I have ADHD..
-Be 16.
-take adderall for the first time
-nothing happens
-I have ADHD..
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#3 - missing has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #9 to #3 - tenthousandmarbles **User deleted account** (02/21/2013) [-]
Its a game people play in college during finals week. They pop as many as they can and try not to have heart attack. Last alive wins.
#15 - yokii (02/21/2013) [-]
the first time I found funnyjunk a year ago
#117 - fordun (02/22/2013) [+] (7 replies)
You know American Society is ****** up when there a straight A+ Honor students who haven't had as much as a beer with there dad are resulting to snorting pharmacological cocaine to adhere to this ******** society that expects our population to regurgitate information with nearly no real world application that a large percentage of students will forget in a years time.

inb4 i am underachieving **** up

**** it. My future does not include further schooling outside of high school. And neither is poverty. If i **** up in life ill simply live in the woods like a Native American. Hell after a few years the reservations will most likely take me in.

I think everyone had a cause they care deeply for. For me its opposing lobotomizing drugs. ADHD and ADD are weird. And personally i think there full of **** . Kids weren't being diagnosed with this **** in the 50s? This is the first time in history were "being a little **** " is a medical condition.

#42 - kittenzbiatch (02/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
YO ADDERALL BROS: my secret: if you take it and then eat, instant effects. if you eat and then take it, extended release. ALSO: if you take it while constipated... it will have slower effects. yeah, ive been on it for that long.
#43 - burgenland (02/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>friends crush up adderall and ganja   
>we smoke it   
>didn't know it was adderall   
>fun night get home at 2   
>talk to friend who's chillin with me    
>feels like 1 hour passed   
>9 am   
>mfw
>friends crush up adderall and ganja
>we smoke it
>didn't know it was adderall
>fun night get home at 2
>talk to friend who's chillin with me
>feels like 1 hour passed
>9 am
>mfw
#22 - tomoya (02/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>had to do a bunch of make up work to do   
>took 60mg of adderall   
>feel the effects coming on   
>spend 2 hours making a silencer for my airgun   
>spend 3 more hours sharpening my knives   
>spend 3 hours researching about who knows what   
>go to take a piss   
>my dick looked all shriveled up   
>freaked me out but realized it was the drug   
>smoked weed   
>fapped   
>i started to feel very dizzy   
>my heart didn't feel right   
>fell on the floor   
>walk the dinosaur
>had to do a bunch of make up work to do
>took 60mg of adderall
>feel the effects coming on
>spend 2 hours making a silencer for my airgun
>spend 3 more hours sharpening my knives
>spend 3 hours researching about who knows what
>go to take a piss
>my dick looked all shriveled up
>freaked me out but realized it was the drug
>smoked weed
>fapped
>i started to feel very dizzy
>my heart didn't feel right
>fell on the floor
>walk the dinosaur
#23 to #22 - pooplol (02/21/2013) [-]
that was just awful
#24 - therealrainbowdash (02/21/2013) [-]
I just had to.....
See laptop.
#142 - srslyjakecease (02/22/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Or when you have diagnosed A.D.H.D.  use it legally, and it doesn't have this effect on you at all.
Or when you have diagnosed A.D.H.D. use it legally, and it doesn't have this effect on you at all.
User avatar #75 - magikarpforlife (02/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
All you have great stories, here is mine
>Be 9
>Have ADHD
>Go to doctor
>HAVE SOME ADDERALL
>Bring bottle of 10mg to school (I was 9, i didn't know)
>"Hey anon, can I have some?"
>Yeah, sure
>"Can I have a lot, I wanna be super focused"
>LETS ALL GET SUPER FOCUSED
>We all (3 kids) take 7-10 each
And you can all guess what happens next
#5 - teranin ONLINE (02/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I mostly just look at porn when on adderall
I mostly just look at porn when on adderall
User avatar #80 - flipkore (02/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
First time experience with adderall

>17, Junior in High School, Semester 1 Finals
>At school before class starts
>Friend tells me how he's on adderall and is just off the wall ready
>Offers me his last pill (10 mg) says to bite it first for instant effects
>Take it
>Walk into first Final, it's Chemistry
>Receive test, go through it really fast "This isn't so bad is this stuff even working?"
>Turns out I finished in the first 20 minutes of class, 30 minutes before everyone else.
>After everyone finishes another hour left to do a lab
>Something involving measurements of Citric Acid and Hydrochloric Acid
>Go to get Citric Acid
>Open valve and pour into graduated cylinder
>Can't figure out how to stop the flow, turn valve to the right it flows even more.
>Cylinder overflows and it's now going on the floor
>Grab everyonelses cylinders in line to stop spillage while freaking out on what to do.
>Finally get it to stop.
>What the **** .

#179 - organicglory (02/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW I have ADHD and I take addies
User avatar #92 - FUUUU (02/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
My boyfriend and I both used Adderall once for fun. Our friend said he looked over at us, and we were both nose-to-nose jabbering away at each other. And he said that this went on for close to an hour.
#72 - TheBanana (02/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>used to take adderall 35mg
>every week day since 8 years old
>does nothing
>can only study
>i actually have adhd


*pic related (how i feel during adhd, no meds)
User avatar #38 - xldarkking (02/22/2013) [-]
>freshman year of college
>oh **** 12 page report due tomorrow
>ADDERALL
>11 hours later-done like a boss
>Got to bed
> **** cant sleep
>Don't sleep, pull allnighter
>Next day, shove adderall in desk draw and haven't touched it since
> **** . you. adderall.
#11 - itrollhard (02/21/2013) [-]
>Final's week last semester   
>Have Orgo and PChem on same day   
>feelsbitems.jpg   
>I know what to do   
>2x 40mg XR Adderol   
>mfw
>Final's week last semester
>Have Orgo and PChem on same day
>feelsbitems.jpg
>I know what to do
>2x 40mg XR Adderol
>mfw
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