Pimple. cReddit inb4 this is 4Chan, not reddit check those tags. This happened a while ago. I would share. Also story thread. in English is reading a book out l
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inb4 this is 4Chan, not reddit
check those tags

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This happened a while ago. I would share. Also story thread.
in English
is reading a book out loud
Playing with a pimple that hasn' t develope: I
H ust a small bump under the skin
winch it around the skies
whole mess of blond and puss **** Fly out
bell over my fingers
bell over the shirt of the girl sitting ahead of me
trl squirted puss and blond on to a girls beck
Quickly look you . nobody sew
bcheck Gnd.
Try to clean it up
M/ stipe my blondy fingers on the edge of the chair
hint helping. no kleenex in the classroom
M/ lthe the **** doesit have tissue in a class
1* Find a gum wrapper in my pocket
to try and squirt the test into the wrapper and get it over with
rthe girl ahead of me can hear me
Miche turns you . and as she' s about to "Sh h" me
rthe pimple ******* explodes a projectile of blondy puss heeded streng ht For her Face
baer Enes grow wide as it gets closer
hit splashes all over her Face. gets in her Enes
bthe majority of it actually 53555. in her mouth
baer ******* mouth
Miche screams end alerts everyone
elm a blondy mess, so I just sit there waiting For my punish merit
elm awn out of class by the vice principal
trl see the girl roll: up end start crying
eevery pair of ma on me as I leave the room
Continued
Fbe: _ . iigc, RB, 31511511. ".nagas. hsgg
Try to explain mansell to the VP on our way down to the
ecrire
relat sure if he' s livid or mulled
Maet to the actual principals ecrire
1* He tells me to sit down
h". . non. do you know why you' re here?"
Fl popped a pimple end it hit a girl in the fare"
Fl don' t even know how to punish you for this"
r' T' really sorry. it' s not like I was aiming for her. it just went where it went"
the girl in
behe‘ s still win somewhat
Mime sits down
Rooks me straight in the eye
at my soul
wtf
Fl loud out.. What it' s like to chew 5 arm.."
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Submitted: 02/21/2013
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#142 - quentintin has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #138 - cullenatorguy (02/22/2013) [-]
This really isn't all that great. She didn't taste the gum wrapper or taste anything the gun wrapper touched. It'd be like if I was trying to clean a gun in a bath tub and I accidentally shot someone, and they said, "Now I know what it feels like to take a bath."

If it were good, the wrapper would have gone into her mouth, not just some blood and puss.
#132 - jldragon (02/22/2013) [-]
my 						*******					 sides
my ******* sides
User avatar #129 - lightness (02/22/2013) [-]
But she did not realise why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
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#118 - cormy (02/22/2013) [-]
Clicks picture to enlarge, isn't any ******* bigger.
User avatar #112 - sebgun (02/21/2013) [-]
As a person living in a country without 5 gum i just have to ask. Is 5 gum really that bad?
User avatar #116 to #112 - sphyrna (02/21/2013) [-]
That's just the slogan/commercial theme. It always puts a person in a scenario that would feel or looks like it feels amazing then says "what it's like to chew 5 gum"
#120 to #116 - sebgun (02/22/2013) [-]
Thank you fellow internet user.
Thank you fellow internet user.
#122 to #120 - sphyrna (02/22/2013) [-]
no problemo
no problemo
#105 - augustusxxiv (02/21/2013) [-]
Oh 						****					 that was great   
   
buahahahahaha
Oh **** that was great

buahahahahaha
#98 - neelix (02/21/2013) [-]
Denise Milani, you're welcome.
#94 - douchebuttt (02/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #108 to #94 - hitlerwillrapejew (02/21/2013) [-]
your name.... is pretty okay.
User avatar #113 to #110 - hitlerwillrapejew (02/21/2013) [-]
love ya too douchebuttt
#93 - shootintothrill (02/21/2013) [-]
**shootintothrill rolled a random image posted in comment #270298 at Pokemon ** <what 5 gum really tastes like.
User avatar #88 - zombiepipboy (02/21/2013) [-]
Roll picuutre, your result is what it feels like to chew 5 gum
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User avatar #140 to #139 - eclipseblade (02/22/2013) [-]
Pretty awesome.
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*roll image*
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**Durp rolled a random image posted in comment #440 at WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME WITH YOUR DARK MAGIC ** hmm yes
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#85 - pjnona (02/21/2013) [-]
his face after typing that
his face after typing that
User avatar #133 to #85 - clittyrubquick (02/22/2013) [-]
That GIF freaks the **** out of me. Who is that, anyway?
#83 - SGfannr (02/21/2013) [-]
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#78 - paydend (02/21/2013) [-]
**************** you got me good op from 4chan whoever you are DAMN
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User avatar #77 to #69 - effort (02/21/2013) [-]
**** , you beat me to it!
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