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User avatar #42 - stream (05/22/2010) [-]
When god said let there be light Chuck Norris said say please
#59 to #42 - anonymous (05/22/2010) [-]
1.their are 5 states of matter solid,liquid,gas,plasma,and Chuck norris.
2.What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
3. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
4. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
5.When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down
6.If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you.
User avatar #142 to #59 - edden ONLINE (05/22/2010) [-]
Chuck norris built a time machine and went back in time to JFK, he blocked all 3 bullets with his beard, JFK's head blew up of sheer amazement
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