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User avatar #98 - TurtleGuy (05/22/2010) [-]
Chuck norris ate some sleeping pills, they made him blink.
Chuck norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass, at night.
Anyone got anymore?
#100 to #98 - N. Korean citizen (05/22/2010) [-]
Chuck norris can eat just one lays potato chip! :O
User avatar #103 to #100 - LoneWanderer **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [-]
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill up to 99.9 percent of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the hell he wants
#102 to #100 - N. Korean citizen (05/22/2010) [-]
same
#104 to #102 - FrazSav (05/22/2010) [-]
If Chuck Norris is late, time had better slow the fuck down.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night-light, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
#107 to #104 - N. Korean citizen (05/22/2010) [-]
Jesus can walk on water. Chuck norris can swin on land
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