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Wanted: Witch to help find Ark of the Covenant (Southport NC)
Myself and a colleague are in search of the Ark of the Covenant and believe that it my be on Mt. Nebo in
Jordan. It was buried on the mountain by the prophet J eremite and he covered it over stating that it would
not be found again until God willed it. We feel that someone in tune with the forces that govern our universe
will be able to feel the Arly' s power emanating from the mountain as we walk over every square inch of it one
a period of I weeks. Cine meal per day and snacks included. vegetarian options available upon request. as
well as any magical supplies necessary. Airfare and lodging not included but upon successful discovery of the
ark , 000 will be paid as well as the opportunity to have againt impact on Judeo-
Christian history. All applications considered.
I Location: Southport NC
ifs NOT to contact this ster with services or other commercial interests
q Compensation: no pay
Posting ID: 36240995 72 Posted: . 3: EST email to a friend
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Submitted: 02/20/2013
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User avatar #5 - lyiat (02/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why the fuck would the Ark be in fucking NC?
#6 to #5 - anonymous (02/21/2013) [-]
Lack reading comprehention skills much?
The location of this guy is Southport. Mt. Nebo is in Jordan as stated in the post.
#3 - anonymous (02/21/2013) [-]
Who are you?. i happen to live in southport
#2 - tikigott (02/20/2013) [-]
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