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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#149 - mishaestrin
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Real life
#150 to #149 - nirtse
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hahahaja
#193 to #150 - jakols
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you kinda sound like a stuttering ninja with tourettes about to smash some bricks...
"ha.,ha,ha.,haja!"
User avatar #40 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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I would hire that guy.



You can trust him not to take any money.



Because if he did, he'd tell you.
User avatar #61 to #40 - chuckbillrow
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yeah that kind of honesty at least deserves an interview
User avatar #38 - ponieskilledmyacc
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There's no such thing as "Excessive" masturbation.
User avatar #135 to #38 - stlouiscards
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User avatar #164 to #135 - rokkarokkaali
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42 is the meaning of life. You die if you don't send your sperm to the place that 'makes life' 42 times. It's all a conspiracy.
User avatar #51 to #38 - xyaleon
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Really? So if someone did it like every hour there wouldn't be something wrong with them? ._.
User avatar #58 to #51 - laky
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wait there's something wrong with you if you masturbate every hour?
#90 - jalaven
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This is seriously a ****** thing to do. That could potentially black ball someone.
This is seriously a ****** thing to do. That could potentially black ball someone.
User avatar #99 to #90 - ldial
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That's funny but ******.
#157 to #90 - swagbot
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only if people don't have a sense of humor.


oh, wait...
User avatar #124 - nsfeverything
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who speaks macedonian?
User avatar #186 to #124 - corundum
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a couple million people
User avatar #137 to #124 - plainarcane **User deleted account**
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Nobody. Macedonian isn't a language.
#169 to #137 - themongoose
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wiki/Macedonian_language
wiki/Macedonian_language
User avatar #141 to #137 - brothergrimm
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technically, we don't know that. Macedonia was an ancient civilization. it may have been a major language that is now dead..... like latin!
User avatar #143 to #141 - plainarcane **User deleted account**
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Technically yes we do know that. The Macedonians spoke Greek.
User avatar #144 to #143 - brothergrimm
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i was not aware of that.gif
User avatar #207 to #141 - ludislavonac
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It's not dead, there is a country called Macedonia you know
User avatar #133 to #124 - Faz
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Macedonians.
#129 to #124 - gojeda
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people who excessively masturbate
#83 - auesis
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Honesty can land you a job more often than you know. I got fed up with all the failed interviews I'd had to get a ****** part-time job that I felt miserable in one particular interview.

"What do you think you can bring to this company?"

"A desperate man who will do anything he's told so long as he's paid for it."

I got the job.
#142 - biblioklept
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My hobby is computers
My hobby is computers
#20 - felixjarl
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Roll a picture and commence furious masturbation to it, NO exceptions and NO excuses.
#59 to #20 - deathsixgrim
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**deathsixgrim rolled a random image posted in comment #3009767 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
#89 to #20 - wolfdogone
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**wolfdogone rolled a random image posted in comment #505944 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga **
#102 to #20 - krakalakin
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**krakalakin rolled a random image posted in comment #2997673 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
User avatar #103 to #102 - krakalakin
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*insert reason why I can't here*
#113 to #20 - applejaxl
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**applejaxl rolled a random image posted in comment #512570 at Friendly **
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#77 to #20 - fatspartan
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**fatspartan rolled a random image posted in comment #2906427 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
**fatspartan rolled a random image posted in comment #2906427 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
#115 to #20 - salts
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**salts rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at It was worth it **
#21 to #20 - arandomanon
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**arandomanon rolled a random image posted in comment #68 at Actor Trivia Episode III: Revelations ** challence accepted
#47 to #20 - spyindisguise
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**spyindisguise rolled a random image posted in comment #89 at My face on the 14 february ** A man does not back down.
User avatar #64 to #47 - emmyizme
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**** that, I'd back down from this.
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#24 to #20 - withthelemons
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**withthelemons rolled a random image posted in comment #499846 at Friendly ** HERE WE GOOOO
#25 to #20 - theycallmeloye
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**theycallmeloye rolled a random image posted in comment #3205020 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
#54 to #25 - allioth
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#117 to #20 - watermelonmcnigger
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******************** rolled a random image posted in comment #643935 at Friendly **
******************** rolled a random image posted in comment #643935 at Friendly **
#43 to #20 - JohnE
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**JohnE rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at Can i come over? **
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**deathzor rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at WAAAGH ** aight
#29 to #20 - tehskyizblue
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**tehskyizblue rolled a random image posted in comment #280181 at Pokemon **
#69 to #20 - chayio
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**chayio rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at Rides! **
#27 to #20 - sckmybllz
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**sckmybllz rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Well....this is a different view on this **
#34 to #20 - floppyturd
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#191 to #20 - greasynutsack
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**greasynutsack rolled a random image posted in comment #3002246 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
#165 to #20 - rokkarokkaali
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**rokkarokkaali rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at This is just cruel... **
#84 to #20 - GOTTACATCHEMALL
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**GOTTACATCHEMALL rolled a random image posted in comment #540623 at Friendly **
#111 to #20 - salts
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**salts rolled a random image posted in comment #2889360 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
#81 to #20 - philliyoMLB
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**philliyoMLB rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at What time is it? **
#95 to #20 - charderpizard
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**charderpizard rolled a random image posted in comment #3231257 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
#87 to #20 - puredeliciousness
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**puredeliciousness rolled a random image posted in comment #3020670 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** .....This is exactly what it looks like.
#88 to #87 - puredeliciousness
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#67 to #20 - blbrian
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**blbrian rolled a random image posted in comment #95 at Upskirt **
#63 to #20 - thisdoescompute
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**thisdoescompute rolled a random image posted in comment #540006 at Friendly **
#48 to #20 - dirtyheron
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**dirtyheron rolled a random image posted in comment #152 at Fact of the Day **
#56 to #20 - residentblackman
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**residentblackman rolled a random image posted in comment #92 at Cannot decide ** let's go *****!
#36 to #20 - kevinzheng
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**kevinzheng rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at JR's new show **
#104 to #20 - skrynox
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**skrynox rolled a random image posted in comment #498892 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga **
#85 to #20 - jacksterlad
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**jacksterlad rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Bush's only good decision **
**jacksterlad rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Bush's only good decision **
User avatar #86 to #85 - jacksterlad
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its possible
#71 to #20 - dickcockpenisetc
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**dickcockpenisetc rolled a random image posted in comment #501124 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga **
#70 to #20 - dickcockpenisetc
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#60 to #20 - inuk
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**inuk rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at Relatable Anime **
**inuk rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at Relatable Anime **
#55 to #20 - nelflover
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**nelflover rolled a random image posted in comment #496458 at Friendly **
#213 to #20 - knighttheknight
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**knighttheknight rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at MLP: Princess fight(Commissioned) **
**knighttheknight rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at MLP: Princess fight(Commissioned) **
#42 to #20 - aesguitar
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#212 to #20 - ghostrollerelite
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**ghostrollerelite rolled a random image posted in comment #153 at Fucking North Korea, dude **
#32 to #20 - taintedangel
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**taintedangel rolled a random image posted in comment #206561 at Ponyville ** Let it begin.
**taintedangel rolled a random image posted in comment #206561 at Ponyville ** Let it begin.
#211 to #20 - ghostrollerelite
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#199 to #20 - lapsushominum
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**lapsushominum rolled a random image posted in comment #504178 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** Please be Rain Silves.
**lapsushominum rolled a random image posted in comment #504178 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** Please be Rain Silves.
User avatar #200 to #199 - lapsushominum
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That's OK too, I suppose.
#210 to #20 - tempman
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User avatar #155 to #20 - thatkittyoverthere
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*roll image*
#184 to #20 - dmkstarstar
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**dmkstarstar rolled a random image posted in comment #61 at Sad Name ** Here goes nothing or at least my life if I eff up.
User avatar #187 to #184 - dmkstarstar
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Hey he's a 40 year old man I'm at masturbating so this won't take long!
But like the guy below me is suicide an option?!?
#112 to #20 - salts
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**salts rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at Just sharing my wallpaper **
#173 to #20 - arstya
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User avatar #175 to #173 - arstya
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...is suicide an option?
#181 to #175 - anon id: e2eb858e
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SHUT UP AN FAP
User avatar #182 to #181 - arstya
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Guess it's off to the **** brony board...
#107 to #20 - thatevanguy
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**thatevanguy rolled a random image posted in comment #3007631 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
#167 to #20 - twi
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**twi rolled a random image posted in comment #89 at Danger **
okay
User avatar #168 to #167 - twi
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OH MY
#96 to #20 - unbentgodfather
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**unbentgodfather rolled a random image posted in comment #68 at Fucking Lilly.. **
#161 to #20 - alldaypk
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**alldaypk rolled a random image posted in comment #3218919 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** here goes nothing!
#162 to #161 - alldaypk
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ohhh ****!
#93 to #20 - jinxbomb
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#156 to #20 - thatkittyoverthere
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**thatkittyoverthere rolled a random image posted in comment #3035874 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
#72 to #20 - doctorhorrible
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**doctorhorrible rolled a random image posted in comment #58 at Valentine's Day **
**doctorhorrible rolled a random image posted in comment #58 at Valentine's Day **
#125 to #20 - sirbutterballs
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**sirbutterballs rolled a random image posted in comment #311 at when you see it **
User avatar #126 to #125 - sirbutterballs
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This is the stupidest most irrelevant roll ever.
#65 to #20 - emmyizme
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**emmyizme rolled a random image posted in comment #3128139 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **

...I'm at work, this could get interesting.
#116 to #20 - salts
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**salts rolled a random image posted in comment #611586 at Friendly **
#53 to #20 - hadokendude
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**hadokendude rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Never Ending Road **
**hadokendude rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Never Ending Road **
#100 to #20 - pulluspardus
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**pulluspardus rolled a random image posted in comment #527541 at Friendly ** I always roll good ones!
**pulluspardus rolled a random image posted in comment #527541 at Friendly ** I always roll good ones!
#101 to #100 - pulluspardus
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**pulluspardus rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at The next pope ** not today...
#45 to #20 - justthisonepost **User deleted account**
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**justthisonepost rolled a random image posted in comment #271428 at Pokemon **
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#41 to #20 - ponyfcker
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#82 to #20 - truelunar
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**truelunar rolled a random image posted in comment #635847 at Friendly ** ok lets see where this goes
**truelunar rolled a random image posted in comment #635847 at Friendly ** ok lets see where this goes
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**secretdestroyers rolled a random image posted in comment #643531 at Friendly **
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**whycanticaps rolled a random image posted in comment #447 at Too much ** Oooooh Myyy
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**iaminfactawizard rolled a random image posted in comment #587310 at Friendly **
#123 to #20 - Durp
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**Durp rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at In the moment **   
Ohohoh
**Durp rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at In the moment **
Ohohoh
#1 - NigJames
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>let friend proof read something for you
>can't even spell socializing right
#3 to #1 - anon id: c4874ab0
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I don't think everyone who uses this site is from America
User avatar #4 to #3 - NigJames
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The writing on the resume is in English.
User avatar #5 to #4 - deathchain
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Europe tends to replace the letter "z" with "s" in some words. It's entirely possible this resume is from Europe. Like how they spell "color" as "colour".
User avatar #8 to #5 - nimba
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It's not replacing... It's just spelling.
#6 to #5 - NigJames
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ahhh, i see. well thank you for clarifying.
User avatar #17 to #5 - tylersaurusrex
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"Europe" last I checked, not all of Europe spoke English as a first language...
User avatar #220 to #17 - deathchain
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It was a generalization to get the point across, not to be politically correct.
#9 to #5 - AresX
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Don't forget here in Canada too!
#26 - nanapopo
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plus he spelled socializing incorrectly.
plus he spelled socializing incorrectly.
User avatar #30 to #26 - deathzor
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Nah, it's acceptable.
User avatar #39 to #30 - nanapopo
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my apologies
User avatar #44 to #39 - deathzor
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I told someone the spelling correction they made was incorrect and they were civil in responding to me.



There's hope yet for Funnyjunk!
User avatar #118 to #44 - nanapopo
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It happens. You just have to realize that many people on the internet either have the maturity of 12-year-olds, or are in fact 12.
User avatar #140 to #118 - deathzor
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You've got to love the underage douchebags....
#136 to #26 - marlkarxthethird
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Comment Picture
#52 to #26 - montybalboa
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That is one creepy ass gif