Avocado. found on 4chan. I' m not saying you' re fat but if I were to cumshot your chin you' d look like santa Mar claus Sept Q 32% Match 70% Friend 28% Enemy I sveg
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Avocado

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I' m not saying you' re fat but if I were to cumshot your chin you' d look like santa Mar
claus
Sept Q 32% Match 70% Friend 28% Enemy
I' m not saying you' re a jerk or lack game, but that line makes me wonder if Mar
you' re stable.
I' m probably more stable than the chair you' re sitting on right now. You' re about Mar
as dimwitted as you are bloated. All can be forgiven though if you whip off that
bra and give me a shot of those milk duds.
I” I' m not interested. You' re wasting your time. Mar
Cmon baby quit playing hard to get. You know you want my male syrup on your Maw
pancakes.
You can only play that card for so long before your carnal desires kick in and Mar
you' re licking my profile picture. I want to smear you in green paint and spank
you like a disobedient avocado.
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User avatar #7 - ronyx (02/20/2013) [-]
The avocado part always gets me.
User avatar #10 - HaloDiego ONLINE (02/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
and if was the other way around, gender wise, everyone on this site would be attacking her unrelentlessly foaming at their mouths.

******* hypocrites.
User avatar #2 - mitchthehugeman (02/20/2013) [-]
I have to agree with the girl. that first line was disturbing
+1
#12 - lilcal **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#14 - theflaminpenguinz (02/21/2013) [-]
The guy's kind of a dick...
#13 - reduxalicious (02/21/2013) [-]
This again?
This again?
User avatar #9 - thelegitmetalhead (02/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
AVOCADO!
Sonic For Hire fans know what I'm talking about.
#8 - duckslikegrapestoo (02/21/2013) [-]
so that means shes unripe? or peeled?
#5 - DangerToManifold (02/20/2013) [-]
i'm not saying she's fat but out of the 5 fattest people i know, she's 3 of them.
#3 - kitchengypsy ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
.....the 						****					?
.....the **** ?
User avatar #1 - whywouldyou (02/20/2013) [-]
Avocado! Perfect!
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