**neverccd rolls 193**
Abortion becomes illegal and all the nigger babies overpopulate the earth with their rap music and all languages become so corrupted we're reduced to grunting.

**dearjashin rolls 671** Anons run funnyjunk?

**martenskii rolls 084** how about a random picture?

**lionscrest rolls 402** ACTA Succeeds

**floopdawhoop rolls 030** A massive solar flare knocks out all electronics worldwide.

**climatus rolls 559** OP swallows so much semen that he explodes and creates a flood so large that everyone drowns.

**friedchickenman rolls 493** Dalek Invasion

**joedaddy rolls 340** Bronies overrun the world.

**xfishy rolls 040** Raining dildos.

**MotorstormLegend rolls 822** robot ninja zombies

**grumpythefirst rolls 118** death by carrots

**goteamphaze rolls 711** pornstars riot

**iamscifer rolls 197** beiber and nickleback does a tour together

**miiikey rolls 501** Pack your kool-aid and fried chicken, it's a nigger apocalypse.

**Shorticus rolls 264** mlp becomes the new dominant religion

**dengekisushi rolls 361** The internet dies.

**herpaherp rolls 929** no more chocolate milk

**addex rolls 232** Society becomes 4chan.

So fucking close.

**falloutfanatic rolls 621** humanity actually gets along

**nicepeter rolls 248** Half-Life 3 cancelled.

**sergeantwazup rolls 413** bacon is baned

**anezi rolls 476** polar bear fart

**dyejordan rolls 640**
>2014
>Another meteor strikes
>Hits Asia
>Asians can now read minds
>Asians take over world
>Everyone has a small penises now
>Ladies hate small penises
>No one has sex
>No more childern
>End of human race
>Dinosaurs come back
>Everyone do the dinosaur dance

Everybody walk the dinosaur, is what you meant to say.

**dyejordan rolls 796** Justin bieber dies slowly and painfully

**gummybearred rolls 238** In order to receive their paycheck, each person must walk through a pitch black room with legos everywhere

What are you, 12, retarded, or a 9gagger(the first two combined)?

all 3. cry about it?

**SimpleSimpleton rolls 889** People start converting to Westboro Baptist Church

Holy shit, crisis averted at the last second...

**ximz rolls 765** No internet

**deezknuts rolls 877**

niggers

**deezknuts rolls 322**

nobody knows that feel

**deezknuts rolls 364**

Asians can read minds

**qwertfag rolls 979** Category 3 Hurricane hits South-East Coast of US

**deezknuts rolls 047**

niggers

**kjftiger rolls 144** Honey Booboo's mom releases sex tape

**dabeetus rolls 157** Half-Life 3

**madgerman rolls 136** 4chan is shut down, letting /b/ escape into the general population.

**usernamefour rolls 390** Cheese rains from the sky, satisfying Sheogorath

**pzvz rolls 523** All the water in the world turns into semen

**steelcage rolls 893**
The Moon gets knocked into the Earth by a large meteor.

**milkgirl rolls 437** the insides of my pants

**fishratsas rolls 198** Emma Watson releases a sex tape causing all the guys in the world to fap 24/7 which in turn causes the collapse of society.

**TheLastManStanding rolls 313** World War III

Obama becomes Führer of the US.

**roakfurt rolls 673** Fuck, forgot to roll

**llmattll rolls 126** Radioactive rain falls, turning all spiders into different sizes ranging from as small as a dog too as big as a tank.

**deezknuts rolls 969**

i finally fucking roll trips

**kaj rolls 324** Zombie Apocalypse

**deezknuts rolls 822**
carpet gets replaced with broken glass and legos

newfag deleting his comments because he failed

**deezknuts rolls 501**

**deezknuts rolls 853**

DON'T BLINK, THEY WON'T EVEN MISS YOU AT ALL DON'T THINK THAT I'LL ALWAYS BE GONE YOU KNOW I GOT YOU LIKE A PUPPET IN THE PALM OF MY HAND

Man, i actually made a version of an adtr song with the "if you got hit, it's your own fault"-quote replacing that guy coughing just before the breakdown.

**deezknuts rolls 499**


hell knows not my wrath

**deezknuts rolls 624**

>calls me a newfag
>ranked #22202 on comments

22,202? yeah you definitley aren't a newfag

Oh gee a rolling post! Better delete my comments after not getting trips so they cant thumb me down.

**deezknuts rolls 365**

**deezknuts rolls 092**

**deezknuts rolls 405**

**deezknuts rolls 207**

**deezknuts rolls 552**

thumb me down faggot

Oh the irony.

well shit, i'm never giving my brother my computer again

fucking touche riley

touche

here ya go

**krakalakin rolls 596** Zombies

**frienderman rolls 375**

Someone from /b/ gets elected president

**cobaltlumi rolls 663**

woa, rolling for you!

Well, it was worth a shot.

**reican rolls 949** no more internet or any active phone lines, satellites are down too.

**reican rolls 517** my will, will be!

**genruh rolls 906** All girls will turn lesbian and kill all males.

**pewdieman rolls 029** Hitler zombie

**spojalec rolls 292** The sun explodes.

**fireworkmuffins rolls 118** gender swap

that's erotic.

**fireworkmuffins rolls 263** White people become slaves for black people

**cobaltlumi rolls 517** Coffee becomes non-existant

What kind of horrible creature spawned from the pits of hell are you to imagine such a thing.

Satan himself shudders at the thought of no more coffee.

I don't like coffee.

Doesn't mean you should want the rest of us to suffer.

Yay! It's Satan from Leo and Satan.

**cobaltlumi rolls 938**

Trying again.

**cobaltlumi rolls 151**

three tries to roll trips seems appropriate.

**sparkshock rolls 662** North Korea bombs EVERYTHING

**rudeldenken rolls 892** Cats will become dogs.

**biggrand rolls 283**

People realize the only solution to human nature is for humans to not exist, and we all kill ourselves willingly

**Gerex rolls 511**

EMP

**myfunnyfile rolls 422** Pony takeover

**suckmyrichard rolls 039** Mexico officially wealthier than America within the next 6 months.

**suckmyrichard rolls 357** internet shutdown

**shinobidesu rolls 257** jon is kil

**pinguuu rolls 694** diarrhea

**ademan rolls 546** japan nukes Russia

**onkii rolls 243** internet blackout

Why on earth would you take that chance!?