Retard Diaries Pt.1. Hey guys, I have MANY more where that came from. Let me know if you want more . PM me or something.. or comment.. whatever.. b/ i' m going
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Retard Diaries Pt.1

Hey guys, I have MANY more where that came from.
Let me know if you want more .
PM me or something.. or comment.. whatever.

Tags: lol | retard | derp
b/ i' m going to tell you my own personnel we story,, the story of neal.
we in Sth grade
we in in class (ies like advanced **** for smart kids)
teachers decide it is a good idea for us to spend a day with the tam kids because we were ahead of schedule
for the marking period
had never seen a tam previous to this encounter, so f didn' t know what to expect
into the tardhq
Ht seems to be a regular class room filled with ugly ass kids
is assigned their own personnel tard to talk to
get assigned neal
H walk up to the tard and say Hello i' m phil
v" haypil"
Milne fluent word, "haypil" he says this whenever he is within thirty feet of me, and it becomes my only warning of the
inevitable oncoming **** storm
vsit down and see he is cutting paper
him what he' s making
mmhhmm"
tard starts to make this screeching sound, the only thing f can compare it to is the sound of a ******* raptor
fat downy’ tard runs up to us "STUC) p INT“
gets up and continues his raptard roar directly in her face
we goes ******* , engages tam strength and flips the entire table over
not only continues his we roar but moves closer to downy’ child
kid just starts screaming and tries to run for the door, forgets to open it and smashes into it head first
RRD
silences his roar, sits down and continues cutting the paper as if nothing had happened
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run in and retrieve Neal, and the downy’ child, they are both sent home
And that my friends is the first of my many’ stories of neal. just tell me if you want more.
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Submitted: 02/19/2013
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#1 - voidekatwo (02/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I would have been
#8 to #7 - voidekatwo (02/19/2013) [-]
We all do. HAH.
User avatar #9 - phantomi (02/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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How the hell you got that?


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User avatar #13 - Ehwhat (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
OP being a faggot, as usual.

Here is a more complete collection: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/Neal+Tard+Story+worth+read/lucMGyh/

Go eat a dick, OP
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/20/2013) [-]
don't be a faggot, upload them all at once.
#14 - andnowducks (02/20/2013) [-]
Did, post them all, c'mon there's way more.
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