Retard Diaries Pt.1. Hey guys, I have MANY more where that came from. Let me know if you want more . PM me or something.. or comment.. whatever.. b/ i' m going  lol retard derp
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Retard Diaries Pt.1. Hey guys, I have MANY more where that came from. Let me know if you want more . PM me or something.. or comment.. whatever.. b/ i' m going

Hey guys, I have MANY more where that came from.
Let me know if you want more .
PM me or something.. or comment.. whatever.

Tags: lol | retard | derp
b/ i' m going to tell you my own personnel we story,, the story of neal.
we in Sth grade
we in in class (ies like advanced shit for smart kids)
teachers decide it is a good idea for us to spend a day with the tam kids because we were ahead of schedule
for the marking period
had never seen a tam previous to this encounter, so f didn' t know what to expect
into the tardhq
Ht seems to be a regular class room filled with ugly ass kids
is assigned their own personnel tard to talk to
get assigned neal
H walk up to the tard and say Hello i' m phil
v" haypil"
Milne fluent word, "haypil" he says this whenever he is within thirty feet of me, and it becomes my only warning of the
inevitable oncoming shit storm
vsit down and see he is cutting paper
him what he' s making
mmhhmm"
tard starts to make this screeching sound, the only thing f can compare it to is the sound of a fucking raptor
fat downy’ tard runs up to us "STUC) p INT“
gets up and continues his raptard roar directly in her face
we goes batshit, engages tam strength and flips the entire table over
not only continues his we roar but moves closer to downy’ child
kid just starts screaming and tries to run for the door, forgets to open it and smashes into it head first
RRD
silences his roar, sits down and continues cutting the paper as if nothing had happened
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run in and retrieve Neal, and the downy’ child, they are both sent home
And that my friends is the first of my many’ stories of neal. just tell me if you want more.
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#1 - voidekatwo
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(02/19/2013) [-]
I would have been
User avatar #2 to #1 - drraiku [OP]
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You would have been what?
#3 to #2 - voidekatwo
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I would have been "**** that imma leave"?
User avatar #4 to #3 - drraiku [OP]
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(02/19/2013) [-]
OH lol. Honetly I would have stayed just for the pure lulz
#5 to #4 - voidekatwo
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(02/19/2013) [-]
I kinda have a story to relate to this actually

So. I'm at college, and next to my college is this blank space. So they decide to build a disabled college right next to us, which is a single floor and it's open now so the kids there visit our college for some reason quite often, probably to use our network.

Anyway, last week or so, me and a few mates are walking through the main concourse to go to the supermarket, and there just happens to be a few tards walking towards us. Now these aren't no ordinary tards, these are clearly disabled. Limping and all, and one of my mates decides he's not going to move for this tard, and waltzes straight into her, she falls over, freaks ****, her carer or whatever very kindly tells him to watch out (They keep their cool so well) and she's there just screeching away. I turn to my mate and say 'Wtf?' I still don't know why he didn't move, he's quite stubborn, maybe he was trying to prove a point.

Tl:dr version, Mate walks into a screecher
User avatar #7 to #5 - tehyanx
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I hope your mate gets ass cancer.
#8 to #7 - voidekatwo
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(02/19/2013) [-]
We all do. HAH.
User avatar #6 to #5 - drraiku [OP]
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(02/19/2013) [-]
LOL
Nice man, buddy me :)
User avatar #9 - phantomi
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(02/19/2013) [-]
**phantomi rolled a random comment #3243922 posted by lordthymine at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** :
**lordthymine rolled a random comment #3018087 posted by endlesslulz at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** :
How the hell you got that?


ITT: Roll a comment.

The comment you roll is your reaction to being anally fisted by Nicholas cage whilst he wanks himself off with the declaration of independence.
User avatar #10 to #9 - shiningfinger
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Rollception?
User avatar #11 to #10 - phantomi
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Apparently
User avatar #13 - Ehwhat
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(02/20/2013) [-]
OP being a faggot, as usual.

Here is a more complete collection: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/Neal+Tard+Story+worth+read/lucMGyh/

Go eat a dick, OP
User avatar #15 to #13 - drraiku [OP]
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(02/20/2013) [-]
You want to read it out of order then be my guest, I'm doing it in chronological order.
Die.
#12 - anon id: 92efb35c
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(02/20/2013) [-]
don't be a faggot, upload them all at once.
#14 - andnowducks
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Did, post them all, c'mon there's way more.