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#15 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)

How does hobbit taste?

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#16 to #15 - europe (02/20/2013) [-]

just like chicken.

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#22 to #16 - captnpl ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]

*children

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#67 to #16 - ghostrollerelite ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]

*Freedom

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#21 - dealwithitfagg (02/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)

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#25 to #21 - eccleston (02/20/2013) [-]

What's wrong with the banana?

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#29 to #25 - iamaalbatross **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]

Who doesn't like bananas?

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#47 - puredeliciousness (02/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)

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#54 to #47 - ekkeerr (02/20/2013) [-]

fixed. paint skills off the charts, I know

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#58 to #54 - N. Korean citizen (02/20/2013) [-]

also fixed*

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#59 to #58 - protectorofwings (02/20/2013) [-]

fixed

#57 to #54 - protectorofwings (02/20/2013) [-]

how dare you defile my profile!

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#40 - mattdoggy (02/20/2013) [-]

Three were given to the Elves. Skinniest, and most health conscious of all beings
Seven to the Dwarf-lords: Great eaters who got few because they were the size of kids
And nine...nine rings were gifted to the race of Men...who above all else, desire deep fried foods.
But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. In the land of TGI Frodos, in the fryers of the back room...the Dark skinned fryer forged in secret a Master Ring...that was tastier than all others. And into this Ring he poured some salt, some butter...and all the bits of bacon he could get from the grill. One Ring to be the best of all.

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#6 - eclecticparadigm (02/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)

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#30 to #6 - apothicary (02/20/2013) [-]

How much and where can I get one?

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#7 to #6 - niklamacz (02/20/2013) [-]

A tribute to virginity

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#14 to #7 - admiralen ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]

tribute to awesomeness

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#41 - mattdoggy (02/20/2013) [+] (10 replies)

I'm Starving. We ain't had nothing but maggoty smeagol nuggets for three stinking days

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#42 to #41 - mattdoggy (02/20/2013) [-]

Yea! Why can't we have some Hobbitacos?

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#43 to #42 - mattdoggy (02/20/2013) [-]

What about your employee?

#44 to #43 - mattdoggy (02/20/2013) [-]

He's fresh

#45 to #44 - mattdoggy (02/20/2013) [-]

He is not for eating

#46 to #45 - mattdoggy (02/20/2013) [-]

What about his legs. He don't need those

#48 to #46 - mattdoggy (02/20/2013) [-]

Come on! Just a mouth full

#51 to #48 - mattdoggy (02/20/2013) [-]

Nooo!

#52 to #51 - mattdoggy (02/20/2013) [-]

Looks like British Beef is back on the menu boys

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#62 to #53 - thebritishguy (02/20/2013) [-]

wait a minute...British beef? oh no, we ate diseased horses!

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#33 - girtfible (02/20/2013) [-]

I would love a order of onion rings.

#55 - capnwetnipples (02/20/2013) [-]

i want this to be a real place

#49 - nsfwcontent (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Anyone else think of the joke in Clerks 2?

#65 to #49 - genruh (02/20/2013) [-]

" Did Randall call Mr. Dante a nigger? "
Thanks for making me laugh.

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#39 - rillen (02/20/2013) [-]

MFW reading this

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#18 - eonsmashface (02/20/2013) [-]

I really want to try the Hobbitaco...

maybe the gondor wings..

#60 - thebritishguy (02/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)

if parallel universes exist, would that mean there is a universe like this?

#63 to #60 - goodguygary (02/20/2013) [-]

(let's assume they do in fact, exist for this bit) there would be an infinite number of dimensions, for every choice made, new dimensions are created. Things like masturbating or not creates (probably an infinite number of) new dimensions. so yeah thismight exist

#66 to #63 - thebritishguy (02/20/2013) [-]

I can only understand any kind of theory when it uses masturbation as an example, thanks

#64 to #63 - goodguygary (02/20/2013) [-]

seems i didn't space this, and might. also i believe in multiple dimensions

#38 - N. Korean citizen (02/20/2013) [-]

am i the only one who saw this in the papers a day or two ago

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