Are you bored?. 100% OC Hope you guys like it, only took a couple minutes to make. Things to do when your bored 1) Try be speak in Haiku all day (S syllables, T boredom solved
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Are you bored?

Are you bored?. 100% OC Hope you guys like it, only took a couple minutes to make. Things to do when your bored 1) Try be speak in Haiku all day (S syllables, T

100% OC
Hope you guys like it, only took a couple minutes to make

Things to do when your bored
1) Try be speak in Haiku all day (S syllables, T syllables, s syllables)
2) Instead of saying "The" replace it with anus. (Warning, I would net
recommend ordering a pizza, they get very angry when you ask for anus
pepperoni.)
S) Go be the nearest burger store {Mcdonalds and Burger King are best.)
Ask for extra pickles an your burger. When you get your burger arrives
take out the pickles and threw them at the window having pickle raers.
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Submitted: 02/19/2013
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#1 - thelegitmetalhead (02/19/2013) [-]
"Anus pepperoni" was kind of funny though.
"Anus pepperoni" was kind of funny though.
#3 to #1 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
Why would you ever say "the peperoni"? Yes I'd like a large cheese pizza with... THE peperoni? That sounds dumb and nobody would ever say that.

For ***** sake I can't even think of a sentence using the word "the" that I would say to a pizza shop on the phone! Go ahead, you try. Let me know what you come up with.
User avatar #4 to #3 - seeyouinhell (02/20/2013) [-]
"uh yeah, i'll have THE um, number 14"

"yeah hey, id like to order THE"

Etc etc
#5 to #4 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
Yes because pizza places have numbers, not simply sizes and toppings.

I will have *A* large pizza with mushrooms, onions, and whatever the hell else. I would also like a coke and an order of breadsticks.

If you're saying "I'd like to order the pizza!" to someone who works at a pizza shop, you're ******* retarded.
User avatar #2 - nimblewalrus (02/19/2013) [-]
No thumbs for you.
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