Kids. Taken from fmylife.com. Today, my 5 year Old nephew shewed me green martian he' d made with his new Play Duh set. I smiled and said, Wow/ Naw, haw about s
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Today, my 5 year Old nephew shewed me green martian he' d made with his new Play Duh set. I smiled and said,
Wow/ Naw, haw about some blue martian!" He leaked at me and replied, "Haw about some blue shut the ****
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Submitted: 02/19/2013
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User avatar #4 - payseht (02/20/2013) [+] (26 replies)
And here's an example of why modern parents are **** . They allow their children way too much, and treat them as adults. They are not adults, they are children. Learn the ******* difference! You don't "let your child grow", you fraking mold the little **** into a decent human being who'll learn to respect others. **** , I hate xbox live...
#12 - murdocisgod (02/20/2013) [-]
This is where you should have been like, "Guess what's for dinner tonight, Billy?"   
"An ass beating. And I made you some 						******************					 for dessert."
This is where you should have been like, "Guess what's for dinner tonight, Billy?"
"An ass beating. And I made you some ****************** for dessert."
#32 - snakefire (02/20/2013) [+] (9 replies)
The next generation is gonna be such ****

My child told me to shut the **** up, and instead of reprimanding and punishing him.... I'M GONNA BLOG ABOUT IT!
User avatar #1 - Furubatsu (02/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I dont care if it's my nephew or not, i'd slap that kid if he talked to me like that.
#29 - celestiusnexus (02/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What they said, "What should I do? FML"

What they should have said, "What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo."
#56 - goodnewseveryone (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>implying that ever happen
#28 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #46 to #28 - niggernazi (02/20/2013) [-]
or waifu
#82 - TehFunnyMan (02/20/2013) [-]
How the hell does this warrant an FML?
How the hell does this warrant an FML?
#67 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
you faggot, that is just an old joke transfered into other form but still the same.
#83 - tuckthisphit (02/20/2013) [-]
Seen this,like 90000000000000000000000000000000000 times.
Seen this,like 90000000000000000000000000000000000 times.
User avatar #58 - haydn (02/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
And over here, we have users complaining about how their generation is as disciplined as the North Korean army.

Seriously, kids aren't any worse off. You just see it more due to internet and the fact you're older and perceive things differently.
#30 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
like hell if that **** would fly with a mexican family
#27 - whizslo (02/20/2013) [-]
Okay now this is funny and all but there's one problem. If I wanted to read FML stories i'd visit fmylife.com and read some on there. You literally just screenshotted a FML story and put the image on here just to get some free thumbs. If you want to be creative, next time atleast make a comic about FML stories, yeah those are actually pretty good sometimes.
#26 - PublicEnemy (02/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #51 - SgtObvious (02/20/2013) [-]
#56665
#47 - doyoulikeapizza (02/20/2013) [-]
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