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Today, my 5 year Old nephew shewed me green martian he' d made with his new Play Duh set. I smiled and said,
Wow/ Naw, haw about some blue martian!" He leaked at me and replied, "Haw about some blue shut the Fuck
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User avatar #4 - payseht
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(02/20/2013) [-]
And here's an example of why modern parents are ****. They allow their children way too much, and treat them as adults. They are not adults, they are children. Learn the ******* difference! You don't "let your child grow", you fraking mold the little **** into a decent human being who'll learn to respect others. ****, I hate xbox live...
User avatar #8 to #4 - shrike
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(02/20/2013) [-]
seht, get off the frontpage
User avatar #10 to #8 - payseht
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(02/20/2013) [-]
There's nothing better to do
User avatar #5 to #4 - swiekim
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(02/20/2013) [-]
lil ****** playin with play doh not xbox live.. the hell man?
User avatar #6 to #5 - payseht
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(02/20/2013) [-]
The last part was more about how I hate kids these days, not strictly related to the post
User avatar #54 to #6 - lskovfoged
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Hey I don't think I was any better than most others. But instead of Xbox Live I was playing Counter Strike yelling at others. This was only about a month after I got the first computer I ever had and internet. Back when I was 12.
Not to defend the kids and parents in question. Just saying that it has all evolved to much more, even since I was a kid.
#24 to #6 - anon id: 2794e9a8
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What about the kids that played Xbox live and never got on the mic, and when they did they were perfectly respectable and barely ever talked?

That's how I was when I was 13, 17 now though.
#52 to #24 - anon id: 830a356d
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you are a man now! a gay man!
User avatar #7 to #6 - swiekim
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makes sense.. was just a bit random though
User avatar #9 to #7 - payseht
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Just a bit of random humor. Thought I should try and make a joke at least at the end.
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User avatar #22 to #4 - awesomenessdefined
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And kids these days hate you.
User avatar #33 to #22 - snakefire
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(02/20/2013) [-]
parent first
friend second
#48 to #22 - RAPxMASTER
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User avatar #60 to #4 - trustsharpeye
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Don't be a silly billy.
We need to be encouraging creativity, not stemming it.
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zDZFcDGpL4U
Watch this video from 7:37. Although this is on education, it's the same really.
#17 to #4 - anon id: 817fd9e3
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Because every modern parent in existence raises their kids to be little ***** and bad kids didn't ever exist in any of the previous generations at all, right?
User avatar #19 to #17 - payseht
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Because I clearly deny the fact each generation of parents had it's problems and totally not addressing this one's. Of course I'm also saying it applies to every last parent in modern times because **** individuality.
User avatar #20 to #4 - curtkobain
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(02/20/2013) [-]
it's just because we have to much access to everything.
User avatar #21 to #20 - payseht
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You can never have too much access to anything. It's the person you are that will determine what you'll do with this wonderful right, and the person you are greatly depends on your parents being your parents and not your friends. This is an effect brought on by highly strict parents in the past that grew children that wanted to be the parents he or she never had, resulting in too little discipline and actual parenting in fear of "disturbing their creativity and personal growth.". They act with their children the way they wanted themselves be treated when they were kids, ignorant to the fact a lot of those restrictions were there for a reason.
User avatar #39 to #4 - ultimoz
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My little sister (9 years old) is wearing heaps of make up and that sincerely pisses me off. I was looking at her and her friends facebook chat on their laptop while they were away and they were talking to some other 8/9 year old kid and they were calling each other "Fit" and "Sexy" and "Babes". Never been more disturbed in my life
User avatar #59 to #4 - defeats
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While this is true, and damn that unavoidable red text, some children just cannot be "moulded", and some don't require any at all. I was never punished as a child, mainly because I was never much trouble.

How did you get red text on a new account?
User avatar #61 to #59 - payseht
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The comment boards. Each 24 hours, 10 people that get a lot of thumbs (red or green) gets colored text for 3 days
User avatar #87 to #61 - thelegitmetalhead
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Your text is red...does that mean you got red thumbs?
User avatar #90 to #87 - payseht
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the color is chosen at random
User avatar #62 to #61 - defeats
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Ahh I see!
#57 to #4 - slashendrix
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(02/20/2013) [-]
just like Play doh
#16 to #4 - jakatackka
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I entirely agree with you, and that kid should've been punished like nothing else, but damn was it hilarious.
#12 - murdocisgod
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This is where you should have been like, "Guess what's for dinner tonight, Billy?"   
"An ass beating. And I made you some ****************** for dessert."
This is where you should have been like, "Guess what's for dinner tonight, Billy?"
"An ass beating. And I made you some ****************** for dessert."
#32 - snakefire
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The next generation is gonna be such ****

My child told me to shut the **** up, and instead of reprimanding and punishing him.... I'M GONNA BLOG ABOUT IT!
User avatar #55 to #32 - ohgodmysides
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(02/20/2013) [-]
"The next generation sucks"
- every generation, ever
#40 to #32 - shadowbane
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Or they reprimanded and punished him THEN blogged about it.
Mind boggling I'm sure.
User avatar #76 to #40 - novren
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I'd say mindblogging
#41 to #32 - daix
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Nephew. Some people don't like someone else punishing their child.
User avatar #75 to #41 - ReeferTrees
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Really? You can't trust your family?

In my family, if the parents aren't around it is your ******* DUTY to beat their ass if they start acting up. If the parents are around, beat their ass while you drag them to their parents so THEY can continue the ass beating.
User avatar #92 to #75 - daix
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(02/21/2013) [-]
Depends on the family. For instance, I would not let my uncles, aunts or cousins punish my children because I feel like they couldn't teach them anything better since they aren't exactly role models. They would have the power of threats to tell their parents (since I'm going to be strict about that) and that's it.
User avatar #65 to #41 - multimedia
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If it's your nephew, you can take care of that. If I pulled that kind of **** around my aunt or uncle they'd take care of me, give me to my parents, then THEY'D take care of me again to make doubly sure I didn't **** up like that again.
User avatar #93 to #65 - daix
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I know what you mean, and it makes sense. But not every family supports that idea or trust their family enough to let them do that.
User avatar #94 to #93 - multimedia
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True, true. Valid point validated.
User avatar #1 - Furubatsu
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(02/20/2013) [-]
I dont care if it's my nephew or not, i'd slap that kid if he talked to me like that.
#77 to #1 - anon id: ac2790da
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Child abuse? You're so responsible bro.
User avatar #78 to #77 - Furubatsu
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One slap for swearing does not equal child abuse
User avatar #2 to #1 - sepheroth
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(02/20/2013) [-]
I'm going to slap your ****, son.
User avatar #13 to #2 - psykobear
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(02/20/2013) [-]
I'm going to slap your son, ****
User avatar #14 to #13 - brutallyhonest
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(02/20/2013) [-]
**** son, I'm to slap your going
User avatar #23 to #14 - murdocisgod
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Son ****, I'm going to your slap.
User avatar #25 to #23 - ofc
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Going **** son, I'm to your slap.
#29 - celestiusnexus
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(02/20/2013) [-]
What they said, "What should I do? FML"

What they should have said, "What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo."
User avatar #37 to #29 - Keoul
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"You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet?"
See that's where you ****** up, it wasn't over the internet.
#42 to #29 - bitchplzzz
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#88 to #29 - fedexman
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*Guerrilla*
*Guerrilla*
#56 - goodnewseveryone
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(02/20/2013) [-]
>implying that ever happen
#68 to #56 - anon id: 57fc79b1
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We sooo need a new Vlad Tepes today. Or a new Hitler [not a jew-obsessed one]
#28 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account**
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User avatar #46 to #28 - niggernazi
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or waifu
#86 to #46 - thelegitmetalhead
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**thelegitmetalhead rolled a random image posted in comment #3209331 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **   
<-- My waifu.
**thelegitmetalhead rolled a random image posted in comment #3209331 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
<-- My waifu.
#82 - TehFunnyMan
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How the hell does this warrant an FML?
How the hell does this warrant an FML?
#3 - breakfastlunch
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#83 - tuckthisphit
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Seen this,like 90000000000000000000000000000000000 times.
Seen this,like 90000000000000000000000000000000000 times.
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