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#19
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BritainUK (02/20/2013) [+]
(5 replies)
Every guy has been anticipating the zombie apocalypse and I include myself in that group, but if zombies are more powerful than humans then fuck that shit.
#3
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whenallelsefails (02/19/2013) [+]
(7 replies)
"For all fans that follow The Walking Dead, it turns out the dead may indeed outperform the living. Scientists have created "zombie" mammalian cells that function better after they die." - Science World Report
Ohhhh please, i've been waiting for so long!
Ohhhh please, i've been waiting for so long!
#22
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holowichigo (02/20/2013) [+]
(8 replies)
"Outperform living cells"
NOPE! Don't want no speedy zombies mother fuckers!
NOPE! Don't want no speedy zombies mother fuckers!
#70
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maysonlee (02/20/2013) [+]
(4 replies)
Doesn't America already have a plan in case of a zombie apocalypse? Read it somewhere on FJ
#5
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teranin ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-] oh FFS, and here I was hoping I'd never actually have to buy a gun...
#105
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bornlikethis (02/20/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
you guys are all stupid, if zombie bites turn people into zombies than people bites turn zombies back into people, its logic, fuck yea!
#55
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lmaobutts (02/20/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
If everyone who said they are "ready" for the zombie apocalypse was actually ready, there would be no zombies. To be honest most of us would probably last a week before becoming infected ourselves.
#102
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sirbutterballs ONLINE (02/20/2013) [+]
(4 replies)
It's kinda hilarious to know The US government has a plan for a zombie apocalypse. Cause if ever did happen the "I told you so's" would seem ridiculous
#101
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ooi (02/20/2013) [-] I just gonna say this, If the zombie apocalypse starts, chances are no internet for years.
#91
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aldheim (02/20/2013) [+]
(3 replies)
There's no such thing as a dead cell that works, much less one that 'outperforms' a human cell.
If a cell is doing shit, it's alive.
Also, outperforms human cells in what?
If a cell is doing shit, it's alive.
Also, outperforms human cells in what?
#131
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fadetometallica (02/20/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
If you receive training on the M9 in the military (at least in the Air Force), they say the two in the chest, one in the head thing is for three reasons.
1) Body armor usually only protects the body and not the face.
2) Drugs may keep them from feeling the chest shots.
3) Zombies.
And these motherfuckers are serious as shit when they say that, too.
1) Body armor usually only protects the body and not the face.
2) Drugs may keep them from feeling the chest shots.
3) Zombies.
And these motherfuckers are serious as shit when they say that, too.
#48
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kibi (02/20/2013) [-] One of my FB statuses from earlier today:
I know how I’m gonna propose. I’m gonna get a bunch of friends and dress them up like zombies. Then, I’ll wake up my spouse at 2 a.m. in a rush, breathing heavily and panicking, saying the zombie apocalypse has come. They won’t believe me, so I’ll force them out of bed and to look out the window, where my aforementioned friends will be standing is zombie garb, holding up a banner written in “blood” that says “______, will you marry me?”
I know how I’m gonna propose. I’m gonna get a bunch of friends and dress them up like zombies. Then, I’ll wake up my spouse at 2 a.m. in a rush, breathing heavily and panicking, saying the zombie apocalypse has come. They won’t believe me, so I’ll force them out of bed and to look out the window, where my aforementioned friends will be standing is zombie garb, holding up a banner written in “blood” that says “______, will you marry me?”
#130
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EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/20/2013) [+]
(23 replies)
A lot of people act like they'll fully survive a zombie apocalypse. Like it'll be fucking easy and wonderful when it really won't. Everyone has some plan that likely won't work because a million other people also have it.
I have one plan if a zombie apocalypse begins: Listen to a bunch of Rammstein or Amon Amarth, get as fucking pumped as humanly possible. Turn off my computer. Leave a note for survivors if they ever come by, they can take my shit, I don't care. Then, grab the best blunt metal object I can find. I think I have a fire poker around here. Then go the fuck outside and kill as many zombies as possible until I die. I'd rather die fighting the bastards than be shot by another survivor, or starve to death or get eaten in my sleep.
I have one plan if a zombie apocalypse begins: Listen to a bunch of Rammstein or Amon Amarth, get as fucking pumped as humanly possible. Turn off my computer. Leave a note for survivors if they ever come by, they can take my shit, I don't care. Then, grab the best blunt metal object I can find. I think I have a fire poker around here. Then go the fuck outside and kill as many zombies as possible until I die. I'd rather die fighting the bastards than be shot by another survivor, or starve to death or get eaten in my sleep.
