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#9 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
******* of skyrim:
- nazeem < this guy can seriously go **** himself.
- that bitch from the clothing shop in solitude
- lil ***** kid from dragonsreach that keeps saying; ''another wanderer here to lick my fathers balls? good job''
- the blades < they can also go **** themselves
-oh and ''come to dragonsreach to discuss the ongoin- *shoves an daedric greatsword through farengar's chest*
#264 to #9 - anonymous (02/21/2013) [-]
Why Daedric? Dragonbone is better, and easier to get.
User avatar #178 to #9 - licestr ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
And did you know you can marry that light armor selling hoe? but not that beatifull ******* blonde woman that stand near the meat market in Markarth? FFS that pissed me of yesterday.
User avatar #98 to #9 - popkornking (02/20/2013) [-]
You forgot all high elves.
Ever.
User avatar #114 to #98 - icametocomment (02/20/2013) [-]
What about that alchemist in Windhelm? A bit arrogant to be sure, but a whole lot less of a dicksucker than most High Elves.
User avatar #141 to #114 - popkornking (02/20/2013) [-]
True enough, probably from living around Nords for so long
User avatar #61 to #9 - CactusFantastico (02/19/2013) [-]
the guards.

"so you...what? fetch the mead?"
User avatar #48 to #9 - icametocomment (02/19/2013) [-]
You who's the worst, though?
Mother.
******* .
Thalmor.
User avatar #84 to #48 - jinxbomb (02/19/2013) [-]
there is not enough pains in hell fit for that cunt thalmor in the mages guild, there's not enough glass shards in the world for tme to shove down his urethra
User avatar #169 to #84 - fredthemilkman (02/20/2013) [-]
he dies
User avatar #182 to #169 - jinxbomb (02/20/2013) [-]
he still deserves more, normally i resurrect him a few times to decapatate him a few times, or make him my slave with a mod
#240 to #182 - boydaranga **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
Love the part when he sends his thalmor friend to kill you/me.
"then you shall die"
#31 to #9 - foreverxalone (02/19/2013) [-]
You know what I did to the 						******					 we call Nazeem? I'll tell you what the 						****					 I did.   
   
I stole everything including the clothes off of his and his wife's backs. In fact I got the town guard to kill his wife for me. He stared down at her bloody corpse in the middle of the street as myself and other townspeople trampled it into the earth. He sat there, poor, spouseless, and broken. I walked up to him to brag about my victory and clear superiority, but all he does is make fun of how I don't get up to the Mother 						*******					 CLOUD DISTRICT!!!!    
   
MFW
You know what I did to the ****** we call Nazeem? I'll tell you what the **** I did.

I stole everything including the clothes off of his and his wife's backs. In fact I got the town guard to kill his wife for me. He stared down at her bloody corpse in the middle of the street as myself and other townspeople trampled it into the earth. He sat there, poor, spouseless, and broken. I walked up to him to brag about my victory and clear superiority, but all he does is make fun of how I don't get up to the Mother ******* CLOUD DISTRICT!!!!

MFW
#147 to #31 - fractalius (02/20/2013) [-]
Who is Nazeem?
#183 to #147 - ryander (02/20/2013) [-]
"Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't."


I always soul trap that dirty ****** , enchant some boots with his ****** soul and walk in circles around the cloud district
#28 to #9 - seymourtets (02/19/2013) [-]
AND THAT LITTLE 						******					 IN BITS AND PIECES AND SOLITUDE   
&quot;I thought adventurers were supposed to look tough.&quot;   
&quot;I bet my papa could beat you up.&quot;   
MY FACE EVERY TIME I SEE THAT LITTLE 						******
AND THAT LITTLE ****** IN BITS AND PIECES AND SOLITUDE
"I thought adventurers were supposed to look tough."
"I bet my papa could beat you up."
MY FACE EVERY TIME I SEE THAT LITTLE ******
User avatar #41 to #28 - drainbramage (02/19/2013) [-]
Oh god, that little bitch said that to me, right after I killed a dragon seconds before. With her 8 feet behind me. I wished you could restore dragons lives using their souls, I have no qualms about letting the entire town burn because of that little cunt.
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User avatar #30 to #28 - slyve (02/19/2013) [-]
skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/774

You should find this very, very pleasing, then.
#21 to #9 - potatos ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
And Vex. Don't forget Vex.
Doesn't matter how many ******* things i steal. I can steal the goddamned throat of the world without being caught, and she's still stand there telling me I HAVE WORK TO DO.
User avatar #29 to #21 - slyve (02/19/2013) [-]
I kinda like vex.
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