Agreed?

#87 to #47 - Mortuus ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]

Oh? My load order says otherwise.

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#9 - N. Korean citizen (02/19/2013) [+] (20 replies)

fuckers of skyrim:
- nazeem < this guy can seriously go fuck himself.
- that bitch from the clothing shop in solitude
- lil fuckn kid from dragonsreach that keeps saying; ''another wanderer here to lick my fathers balls? good job''
- the blades < they can also go fuck themselves
-oh and ''come to dragonsreach to discuss the ongoin- *shoves an daedric greatsword through farengar's chest*

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#31 to #9 - foreverxalone (02/19/2013) [-]

You know what I did to the fucker we call Nazeem? I'll tell you what the fuck I did.

I stole everything including the clothes off of his and his wife's backs. In fact I got the town guard to kill his wife for me. He stared down at her bloody corpse in the middle of the street as myself and other townspeople trampled it into the earth. He sat there, poor, spouseless, and broken. I walked up to him to brag about my victory and clear superiority, but all he does is make fun of how I don't get up to the Mother Fucking CLOUD DISTRICT!!!!

MFW

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#147 to #31 - fractalius (02/20/2013) [-]

Who is Nazeem?

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#183 to #147 - ryander (02/20/2013) [-]

"Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't."

I always soul trap that dirty nigger, enchant some boots with his nigger soul and walk in circles around the cloud district

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#28 to #9 - seymourtets (02/19/2013) [-]

AND THAT LITTLE FUCKER IN BITS AND PIECES AND SOLITUDE
"I thought adventurers were supposed to look tough."
"I bet my papa could beat you up."
MY FACE EVERY TIME I SEE THAT LITTLE FUCKER

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#41 to #28 - drainbramage (02/19/2013) [-]

Oh god, that little bitch said that to me, right after I killed a dragon seconds before. With her 8 feet behind me. I wished you could restore dragons lives using their souls, I have no qualms about letting the entire town burn because of that little cunt.

#68 to #41 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account** (02/19/2013) [-]

and then let her watch as the dragon kills her papa

THINK HE CAN BEAT ME NOW BITCH?

#30 to #28 - slyve (02/19/2013) [-]

skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/774

You should find this very, very pleasing, then.

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#21 to #9 - potatos ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]

And Vex. Don't forget Vex.
Doesn't matter how many fucking things i steal. I can steal the goddamned throat of the world without being caught, and she's still stand there telling me I HAVE WORK TO DO.

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#29 to #21 - slyve (02/19/2013) [-]

I kinda like vex.

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#48 to #9 - icametocomment (02/19/2013) [-]

You who's the worst, though?
Mother.
Fucking.
Thalmor.

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#84 to #48 - jinxbomb (02/19/2013) [-]

there is not enough pains in hell fit for that cunt thalmor in the mages guild, there's not enough glass shards in the world for tme to shove down his urethra

#169 to #84 - fredthemilkman (02/20/2013) [-]

he dies

#182 to #169 - jinxbomb (02/20/2013) [-]

he still deserves more, normally i resurrect him a few times to decapatate him a few times, or make him my slave with a mod

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#240 to #182 - boydaranga (02/20/2013) [-]

Love the part when he sends his thalmor friend to kill you/me.
"then you shall die"

#98 to #9 - popkornking (02/20/2013) [-]

You forgot all high elves.
Ever.

#114 to #98 - icametocomment (02/20/2013) [-]

What about that alchemist in Windhelm? A bit arrogant to be sure, but a whole lot less of a dicksucker than most High Elves.

#141 to #114 - popkornking (02/20/2013) [-]

True enough, probably from living around Nords for so long

#61 to #9 - CactusFantastico (02/19/2013) [-]

the guards.

"so you...what? fetch the mead?"

#264 to #9 - N. Korean citizen (02/21/2013) [-]

Why Daedric? Dragonbone is better, and easier to get.

#178 to #9 - licestr (02/20/2013) [-]

And did you know you can marry that light armor selling hoe? but not that beatifull fucking blonde woman that stand near the meat market in Markarth? FFS that pissed me of yesterday.

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#5 - nalenthi (02/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)

When Farengar degrades your value as a mage,

and you're wearing the fucking archmage's robes.

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#6 to #5 - renzard ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]

1000x this. I hate that fucker so much.

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#7 to #6 - nalenthi (02/19/2013) [-]

I kinda wish Odahviing ate him.

#8 to #7 - andytang (02/19/2013) [-]

they had the same problem in oblivion with the mage's guild acting condescending WHEN YOU'RE THEIR GODAM BOSS

#10 to #7 - eonsmashface (02/19/2013) [-]

I thought that always happend? the ass-hole was there for the whole thing with odahviing and got murderfied. or am I just lucky?

#12 to #10 - nalenthi (02/19/2013) [-]

You're really lucky.

I used mods to murder Farengar with flaming cheese wheels. Gotta love the Skyrim modding community.

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#17 - angelious (02/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)

seriously the main proplem about skyrim was the character design.you are the most powerfullest man in the world who eats dragons for breakfast,is the leader of companions,dark brotherhood,mages guild,thieves guild,blades.a member of greybeards. a guy whose mere voice could shatter houses,a man who can summon the dead and dragons to his aid,a man who single handedly solved an entire civil war in matter of days, a man who is thane in every major city in the world,a close friend to the leader of Skyrim and the herald/champion/drinking buddy/friend of every god damn daedric lord in existance

and then everybody bitches at you...even the blades who are supposed to serve you...seriously...i ended up slaying everybody i could from every city i could find

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#51 to #17 - Gandalfthewhite (02/19/2013) [-]

that is the one damn thing that annoyed me about skyrim. In oblivion people knew who you were and appreciated and praised you for all your work

#244 to #51 - boydaranga (02/20/2013) [-]

I liked talking to that high elf in anvil after i became hero of kvatch. you know the one that came to warn you about the oblivion gate when you were just at the bottom of the hill that kvatch was on to find martin?

#85 to #17 - jamhamington ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]

i don't think i've ever agreed with anyone more than i do with you right now

#234 to #17 - skullzero (02/20/2013) [-]

They prolly got lazy and didn't add anything that made it feel like times was actually moving forward...

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#133 - renamon (02/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)

First person to roll dubs gets to roll a user and then we all must tell him or her "no lollygagging"

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#135 to #133 - fizzor (02/20/2013) [-]

**fizzor rolls 88**

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#137 to #135 - fizzor (02/20/2013) [-]

**fizzor rolled user cumwhore ** And my work here is done.

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#138 to #137 - renamon (02/20/2013) [-]

No lollygagging you cumwhore.

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#139 to #137 - fizzor (02/20/2013) [-]

Wow. That's... An interesting username.

#136 to #135 - renamon (02/20/2013) [-]

Do it

#170 to #133 - invaladargument (02/20/2013) [-]

**invaladargument rolls 73**

#134 to #133 - thesesshomaru (02/20/2013) [-]

**thesesshomaru rolls 49**

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#70 - critique (02/19/2013) [+] (16 replies)

Why is it that Bethesda loves to make games where most of the unkillable npcs are complete assholes that DESERVE death?

#77 to #70 - jordoguy (02/19/2013) [-]

Pretty much everyone is Bethesda games has the 'no matter what you've done I'm still gonna talk shit to you' attitude. Even if you're standing there with the most bad ass armor/weapons.

#79 to #77 - N. Korean citizen (02/19/2013) [-]

But the kids are the worst, and what kid would actually talk like that?

I wonder if there's a mod for giving kids a beating in Skyrim. I've made them non-essential, but I still don't like killing any (non-enemy) NPC, dick or otherwise.

On a side note, male and female children have the same face... That's weird.

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#251 to #79 - thundagawd (02/20/2013) [-]

There's a mod that lets you attack/kill children at the Skyrim Nexus: skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/774 fun to have when some little shit talks down to you and you just wanna fuck him up a few dozen times before quickloading and carrying on with your quests.

> Walk into Dragonsreach
> Little shit walks up to me, ''Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my fathers balls? good job!''
> Proceed to transform into werewolf, bite off his head, and shake his decapitated corpse around before tossing his mangled ass across the table as his father, the Jarl, watches on in amusement

#259 to #251 - N. Korean citizen (02/20/2013) [-]

Most of those mods don't work very well, I just made my own.

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#260 to #259 - thundagawd (02/20/2013) [-]

I usually can't be assed to make my own mod for something I'll only seldom use, so I stick to community mods for things like this =/

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#247 to #79 - boydaranga (02/20/2013) [-]

your own kid is always the best.
Runa gave me a nightshade flower after a long weeks adventuring :')

#81 to #79 - jordoguy (02/19/2013) [-]

I know you would have thought that in a world where anyone can carry swords and know spells that can burn you to death the parents would tell the kids to not talk shit to people

#78 to #77 - critique (02/19/2013) [-]

In Skyrim I don't mind because there are plenty of cool characters to make up for the shitty ones. I'm not talking about ALL characters. If an npc talks shit to me, most of them are killable anyway. Problem solved.

In Fallout 3, asshole and annoying idiot are common personalities for many of the unkillable or essential npcs. You can't do shit.

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#82 to #78 - jordoguy (02/19/2013) [-]

I don't remember one likable NPC in Fallout 3....

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#88 to #82 - critique (02/19/2013) [-]

Me neither...

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#99 to #82 - vicsix (02/20/2013) [-]

Three Dog? Agatha?

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#103 to #99 - jordoguy (02/20/2013) [-]

2 then

#105 to #103 - vicsix (02/20/2013) [-]

I also think amata, your father in the game, and senior lyons (head brotherhood of steel guy) were nice characters. Red from Big Town was cool, as well. But all the fucking kids in that game were fucking annoying.

#72 to #70 - taintedangel (02/19/2013) [-]

You mean children?

#76 to #72 - critique (02/19/2013) [-]

and essential npcs

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#128 - breakfastlunch ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]

"Hail, Dragonborn!"

10 seconds later

"Maybe I'M the Dragonborn, and I just don't know it yet."

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#109 - bdawg (02/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)

Gotta love Fallout New Vegas for making people actually respect you.

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#112 to #109 - threeeighteen (02/20/2013) [-]

Except at the end of the game (before the final mission/quest) people will still bitch about the bad things I did at the start, forgetting that if it weren't for me those niggas would be slaves.

#120 to #112 - zomaru (02/20/2013) [-]

People still bitch at the cops even though they are the only ones keeping the peace.
It's human nature to complain.
At least, that's how I rationalize Bethesda's inability to script dynamic events.

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#20 - dustfinger (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)

God how I hate that.
Luckily theres the killable children mod so you can pierce these fuckers with your Sword.

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#24 to #20 - PartyPanda ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]

Kidkebab!

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#185 - biblioklept (02/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)

You can't kill children.
So technically, he is invincible.

#189 to #185 - jmmora (02/20/2013) [-]

killable children dude, killable children

#238 to #189 - xtrem (02/20/2013) [-]

that's the 1st mode i installed

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#50 - maxismahname (02/19/2013) [-]

"If anybody gets daedric armor, I would give my life for them" or something like that. next day, full suit of daedric armor... "what do you do? fetch the mead?" mfw

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#25 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/19/2013) [+] (8 replies)

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#33 to #25 - olmesy (02/19/2013) [-]

Lost it when I saw 'firewood'

#34 to #33 - rbpwn (02/19/2013) [-]

I actually went out of my way and spent half an hour to find some firewood for that

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#27 to #25 - rbpwn (02/19/2013) [-]

Somebody saved my Screenshot?

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#32 to #27 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]

I got a special nose for good reaction images.

#46 to #25 - aesmith (02/19/2013) [-]

.... So. What happens when you get that? Can you 'use' it as a 'weapon'?

#149 to #46 - thadin ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]

You equip it.
It's part of a sex mod. I know this because science.

#261 to #149 - aesmith (02/20/2013) [-]

... Well. I'm definitely not going to try and find a picture of someone using this...

#59 to #25 - mvainer (02/19/2013) [-]

mods in a nutshell

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#4 - empithree (02/19/2013) [-]

mfw this kid

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#146 - cockasian (02/20/2013) [-]

had this little fucker come up to me right after I defended Riverwood from two blood dragons. I was standing there looting after absorbing their souls and having the whole village gawk at the bones in amazement, and then this little shit comes and says this to me.

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#117 - darkdragonswrath (02/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)

This is why I want to be able to kill the kids in Skyrim. They are all cocky little shits.

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#119 to #117 - breakfastskippa ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]

Jarl Barlgruffs children are the worst.

#122 to #119 - darkdragonswrath (02/20/2013) [-]

Can't remember it word for word, but his bastard son says along the lines of "another person come to kiss my father's ass," I need to find a kid killing mod.

#125 to #122 - breakfastskippa ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]

Atleast you can kill that motherfucker Nazeem, I left his naked, beaten body in the streets.

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#130 to #125 - darkdragonswrath (02/20/2013) [-]

If I ever complete the whole quest and all the side quests in skyrim, I will kill everyone. I will kill the shopkeepers last to sell off everyone's things.