Hipocrites. . Communist until Wu get rich Feminist until you get married Atheist until the airplane starts falling. Capitalist until you lose your house. Christian until someone else wants rights. Two sides to every coin. Except feminists. They kinda suck.
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Hipocrites

Communist until Wu get rich
Feminist until you get married
Atheist until the airplane starts falling
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Submitted: 02/19/2013
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#3 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Capitalist until you lose your house.
Christian until someone else wants rights.

Two sides to every coin.
Except feminists. They kinda suck.
#7 - Hightower (02/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I'm an atheist, and I've been in war, and never once did I think that if I believed hard enough, the magic invisible sky wizard would save me. My friends saved me, my training saved me, My gear saved me, but never once did I see anything that made me even come close to thinking there was someone watching out for me. You start thinking like that, and you get dead real quick.
User avatar #25 - dafiltafish (02/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
or

socialist all the time
civil rights supporter all the time
agnostic all the time
User avatar #44 - Mudkip (02/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Communism sucks anyway, if i cant get ahead, why shouldnt others.
Equalist. Fuck Feminism.
Fuck Organized Religion in General.
#2 - jauntyjuggernaut (02/19/2013) [-]
These r' dangerous waters ye be sail'n in, Shauden
User avatar #58 - DmOnZ ONLINE (02/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Pfft... when i was doing flight training my plane's engine caught fire and cut out at 4500 feet. Not once did the prospect of religion go through my head, you know why? Because no matter how hard I prayed, no matter how hard I pleaded with god to send a "miracle" or to bless my soul, I knew there was absolutely nothing but myself. That's the problem. Religion gives people a reason to deny responsibility. With god around, all people have to say is "oh, it's gods plan" or "god works in mysterious ways." It's horse shit, and you know it. The only thing that you can have faith in, is yourself. You know yourself better than anything else, and you know what you're capable of. I saved myself from plummeting to a fiery death with no help from your so called "god". And even if there was one, he's certainly not omnipotent or benevolent and doesn't deserve your appraisal.
#23 - darthtiberius (02/20/2013) [-]
Oh I'm not so worried about the plane one.
User avatar #52 - simplescience (02/20/2013) [+] (12 replies)
When it comes to money, I only use what I need. I usually spend the rest on helping others. That wouldn't change even if I was rich.

Call me names, but I'm not a feminist because there are also men's rights issues. Feminism does strive to make both genders equal, but from my perspective, it does so by only focusing on one gender. If both genders are to to be treated equally, then the problems both genders face should be considered equal as well.

If the airplane starts to fall, I'm not going to be calling out to God to help me. I'm going to be trying to make sure those around me are safe if they seem to be having trouble, secure my frightened ass, and then happily reflect on my life as the plane continues to descend.

(P.S. By the logic of number three, everyone stops becoming atheist when the plane nears its destination.)
User avatar #24 - busy (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why pray to a god if you're gonna die?
User avatar #26 to #24 - pepemex (02/20/2013) [-]
So you don't go to "hell"
#21 - reduxalicious (02/20/2013) [-]
Oh fuck it.
Oh fuck it.
#12 - heartlessrobot (02/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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Personally, if the plane started falling and I knew it was gonna crash, I'd strip naked and dance like crazy.
User avatar #11 - princenarnode (02/19/2013) [-]
atheist until the plane starts falling? fuck you op.
#6 - teranin ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
You're right, all of those are good examples of hypocrisy. The image was originally intended to simply cast a negative light on those 3 viewpoints by claiming that in all instances, the people who carry those viewpoints are in fact hypocrites, but since that is complete and utter bullshit I feel I can safely assume that it isn't what you meant.
You're right, all of those are good examples of hypocrisy. The image was originally intended to simply cast a negative light on those 3 viewpoints by claiming that in all instances, the people who carry those viewpoints are in fact hypocrites, but since that is complete and utter bullshit I feel I can safely assume that it isn't what you meant.
#1 - facetiousrunner (02/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
hypocrites
User avatar #73 - InsertFunnyPhrase (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My favorite war-based quote: "There are no atheists in foxholes."
#71 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Except Atheists will pray because that is the last resort.
Might as well, right?

You're going to die, only a miracle can save you, that slim chance god might be real is a smidgeon of hope
#70 - andytang (02/20/2013) [-]
Feminism was much more reasonable until lesbians took over it

bill gates is incredibly rich and believes he should pay higher taxes
which reflects a more socialistic view

and plane crashes have a 95.7% surviving rate
User avatar #69 - whyfalsewhy (02/20/2013) [-]
If i was going to turn to someone it would be the devil, he answers people when they want him and bargains trades, i'm atheist so i'm going to hell anyway, so i'm going to go with the one that's most likely to save me.

Also if you read the bible Satan dose nothing wrong every kill or "evil" he did was after god told him to.
#59 - roytmustang ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
Fuck that shit, I'm all like "Force be with me." or "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!"
#55 - rodneyabc (02/20/2013) [-]
Genius until you have to spell "Hypocrite".
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