Hipocrites. . Communist until Wu get rich Feminist until you get married Atheist until the airplane starts falling. I'm an atheist, and I've been in war, and never once did I think that if I believed hard enough, the magic invisible sky wizard would save me. My friends saved
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Hipocrites

Communist until Wu get rich
Feminist until you get married
Atheist until the airplane starts falling
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Submitted: 02/19/2013
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#7 - Hightower (02/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I'm an atheist, and I've been in war, and never once did I think that if I believed hard enough, the magic invisible sky wizard would save me. My friends saved me, my training saved me, My gear saved me, but never once did I see anything that made me even come close to thinking there was someone watching out for me. You start thinking like that, and you get dead real quick.
User avatar #25 - dafiltafish (02/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
or

socialist all the time
civil rights supporter all the time
agnostic all the time
User avatar #44 - Mudkip (02/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Communism sucks anyway, if i cant get ahead, why shouldnt others.
Equalist. **** Feminism.
**** Organized Religion in General.
#3 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Capitalist until you lose your house.
Christian until someone else wants rights.

Two sides to every coin.
Except feminists. They kinda suck.
#4 to #3 - ktbmnf ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
YFW
#2 - jauntyjuggernaut ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
These r' dangerous waters ye be sail'n in, Shauden
User avatar #58 - DmOnZ (02/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Pfft... when i was doing flight training my plane's engine caught fire and cut out at 4500 feet. Not once did the prospect of religion go through my head, you know why? Because no matter how hard I prayed, no matter how hard I pleaded with god to send a "miracle" or to bless my soul, I knew there was absolutely nothing but myself. That's the problem. Religion gives people a reason to deny responsibility. With god around, all people have to say is "oh, it's gods plan" or "god works in mysterious ways." It's horse **** , and you know it. The only thing that you can have faith in, is yourself. You know yourself better than anything else, and you know what you're capable of. I saved myself from plummeting to a fiery death with no help from your so called "god". And even if there was one, he's certainly not omnipotent or benevolent and doesn't deserve your appraisal.
#23 - darthtiberius (02/20/2013) [-]
Oh I'm not so worried about the plane one.
User avatar #52 - simplescience (02/20/2013) [+] (12 replies)
When it comes to money, I only use what I need. I usually spend the rest on helping others. That wouldn't change even if I was rich.

Call me names, but I'm not a feminist because there are also men's rights issues. Feminism does strive to make both genders equal, but from my perspective, it does so by only focusing on one gender. If both genders are to to be treated equally, then the problems both genders face should be considered equal as well.

If the airplane starts to fall, I'm not going to be calling out to God to help me. I'm going to be trying to make sure those around me are safe if they seem to be having trouble, secure my frightened ass, and then happily reflect on my life as the plane continues to descend.

(P.S. By the logic of number three, everyone stops becoming atheist when the plane nears its destination.)
User avatar #24 - busy (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why pray to a god if you're gonna die?
User avatar #26 to #24 - pepemex (02/20/2013) [-]
So you don't go to "hell"
#21 - reduxalicious (02/20/2013) [-]
Oh 						****					 it.
Oh **** it.
#12 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (02/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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Personally, if the plane started falling and I knew it was gonna crash, I'd strip naked and dance like crazy.
User avatar #11 - princenarnode (02/19/2013) [-]
atheist until the plane starts falling? **** you op.
#6 - teranin ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
You're right, all of those are good examples of hypocrisy. The image was originally intended to simply cast a negative light on those 3 viewpoints by claiming that in all instances, the people who carry those viewpoints are in fact hypocrites, but since that is complete and utter 						********					 I feel I can safely assume that it isn't what you meant.
You're right, all of those are good examples of hypocrisy. The image was originally intended to simply cast a negative light on those 3 viewpoints by claiming that in all instances, the people who carry those viewpoints are in fact hypocrites, but since that is complete and utter ******** I feel I can safely assume that it isn't what you meant.
#1 - facetiousrunner (02/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
hypocrites
User avatar #77 - icedmantwo (02/20/2013) [-]
bill gates wants higher taxes
modern feminism is mostly ******** what we really need is equality
christopher hitchens died from throat cancer and never did a deathbed repentance, despite months of possible time for it
#74 - whiteyswag (02/20/2013) [-]
Apparently everyone in the comments is a selfless philanthropist who believe in rights for everyone.















but *******
User avatar #73 - InsertFunnyPhrase (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My favorite war-based quote: "There are no atheists in foxholes."
#71 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Except Atheists will pray because that is the last resort.
Might as well, right?

You're going to die, only a miracle can save you, that slim chance god might be real is a smidgeon of hope
#67 - neverposting (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Republican until you get an education.

See, being condescending works both ways...
#80 to #67 - sloot (02/20/2013) [-]
Both hard left democrats and hard right republicans are delusional. Both sides have some superior ideas in handling different subjects. It is sheep that willingly digest all the ******** that comes with both sides. I am in the middle and make decisions based on logic. Not what my pathetically affiliated party tells me I should believe. Political parties is one of the biggest problems we have in politics. It is like two faggot football fans who have absolutely no affiliation with a football team but still fight with their "rival" team over matters that mean absolutely nothing. People need to grow the **** up and educate themselves...
#10 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't believe there is a god though I still use phrases like "Oh god" or "god damnit". Just a programmed reaction I can't seem to get rid of. Not that it matter anyway. I'm not sure what I would do in a plane crash but I usually pray to luck instead of god (it has the same chance of yielding results).
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