>go into cafe
>looking quite swagilicious with my friend
>open up a page with some article on online banking
>make a big deal about it to my friend
>"oh yeah man, we can handle this quick"
>proceed to go to hackertyper and type furiously
>everyone looking at us
>get "access denied"
>"dammit!" "dont worry bro, i think i can handle this"
>he starts typing furiously, get access granted
>cheer when he finishes
>leave the cafe still cheering
mfw the shtick went off perfectly