be hollywood-type hacker... stumbled upon. 1. Dress sophisticated (suit: and tie, heavyhearted shades) 2. Enter into a public setting with laptop (class, cafe,
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be hollywood-type hacker..

stumbled upon

1. Dress sophisticated (suit: and tie, heavyhearted shades)
2. Enter into a public setting with laptop (class, cafe, etc.)
3. Position yourself so everyone can see your screen
4. Open up many tabs about random things
politics, japanese culture, stock market, historical docs.)
5. THEN, open this site --
6. Press FII for fullscreen.
I Begin typing FURION SLY.
8. Press "All" 3 times for "Access Granted"
Press "Caps lock" 3 times for "Access Denied"
9. After about 15 minutes,
Slam the laptop shut, look around suspiciously,
and leave,
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Submitted: 02/19/2013
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User avatar #7 - sefyu (02/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Upgrade: Before leaving, stick a USB-stick in the computer, transfer a random file and "accidently drop" it on your way out.
User avatar #9 to #7 - thisusernameisalie (02/19/2013) [-]
Fill it with Rick Astley videos.
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#21 - jtdoggs **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #10 - CiaranPM (02/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
But hacking looks nothing like that.
#12 to #10 - ricaboo ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Well i'm sure you wold know just what hacking looks like.
User avatar #57 - djequalizee (02/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>At airport
>Been waiting for flight for around 5 hours
>Flight was canceled and scheduled for tomorrow due to snowfall in the city i was going to fly to
>Sat around bored for 5 hours with nothing to show for it
>Idea
>Zip up my jacket to cover face
>Put hat on
>Walk around, find victim
>Guy on his laptop, waiting for a flight that boards in 30 minutes
>Perfect
>Walk up right next to him
>Stare at him for a couple of seconds
>He asks "Can i help you?"
>Look around suspiciously
>Lean down towards him very slowly
>Softly utter words right in his ear
>"Don't get on the plane"
>Walk away slightly uneasily at a fast pace
>I wonder still to this very day if he got on the plane
User avatar #38 - xxhunterxx (02/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Better.

>Dress swagalisciously (look like you're going to a funeral dude)
>Have a cheap briefcase filled with playboy.
>Give briefcase to random stranger, tell him "You know what to do"
>leave

You just scared the guy and when he goes to the police imagine the faces they'll have when they open the briefcase that the scary man gave you and find that there's a bunch of softcore porn in it.
User avatar #8 - winsauceiswin (02/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
bonus: after hitting access granted open up this tab www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
then leave laptop sitting and sprint out of place
#67 - anormalbrony (02/20/2013) [-]
>go into cafe   
>looking quite swagilicious with my friend   
>open up a page with some article on online banking   
>make a big deal about it to my friend   
>"oh yeah man, we can handle this quick"   
>proceed to go to hackertyper and type furiously   
>everyone looking at us   
>get "access denied"   
>"dammit!"  "dont worry bro, i think i can handle this"   
>he starts typing furiously, get access granted   
>cheer when he finishes   
>leave the cafe still cheering   
mfw the shtick went off perfectly
>go into cafe
>looking quite swagilicious with my friend
>open up a page with some article on online banking
>make a big deal about it to my friend
>"oh yeah man, we can handle this quick"
>proceed to go to hackertyper and type furiously
>everyone looking at us
>get "access denied"
>"dammit!" "dont worry bro, i think i can handle this"
>he starts typing furiously, get access granted
>cheer when he finishes
>leave the cafe still cheering
mfw the shtick went off perfectly


User avatar #41 - lolkoi (02/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
But then i'd look like a faggot
#58 - glassbannedagain (02/20/2013) [-]
And this is how to be a regular Gentoo powered hacker
#33 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
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#53 - Jackimole (02/20/2013) [+] (10 replies)
mfw i do dis
User avatar #14 - silasersej (02/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Gon' do it in school tommorow xD
User avatar #17 to #14 - themabymaby (02/19/2013) [-]
Scoot scootaloo, scoot scoot scootaloo
#73 - countchoculitis (02/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Oh yes, because this wasn't funny enough the first six times it's been posted. Thank you OP you wonderful faggot.
User avatar #35 - ithinkimfunny (02/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Don't forget to press F11
User avatar #32 - whywouldyou (02/19/2013) [-]
Oh nice repost OP.
User avatar #27 - suckle (02/19/2013) [-]
Or you could open up the command prompt, type "color 2", and alternate between "set", "tree", and "mode"
User avatar #23 - trojanmannn (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Not sure what number 4 is supposed to do but ok
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