huehuehue. oh albert. At: a prestigious social party Marylin Monroe noticed Mr. Einstein in there, so in her sensual voice spoke to the ones around her and told
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huehuehue

oh albert

At: a prestigious
social party Marylin
Monroe noticed Mr.
Einstein in there, so
in her sensual voice
spoke to the ones
around her and told:
Imagine if me and
Einstein had a baby,
could be perfect,
beatiful like me and
smart as him"
Few minutes later,
Einstein was in the
chit and chat, when
someone approached
to him, telling him
what Mrs. Monroe
just said about having
hangs together, He
then replied:
What if it turns out
opposite, ugly like me
and dumb like her..."
...
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User avatar #12 - Maroon ONLINE (02/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Assuming this is even true, all it tells me is that Einstein passed up a chance to bone Monroe
#44 - backintheussr (02/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Well that didn't go as planned.
#29 - abcdxyz (02/19/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Marilyn Monroe was not formally educated, but she wasn't really dumb. She enjoyed reading and apparently had a quick wit. However she had horrible self esteem issues, which people now speculate is because she grew up at a time where the most any woman was was a pretty face and nothing more, and basically she had to be the dumb blonde because that's all she could be seen in society.

I'm ready for the thumbs down
#70 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
She had a higher I.Q than him (true story) but she didn't put her brain to work
#78 to #70 - derak (02/20/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated bottom of my class in fourth grade, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret projects on the atomic bomb, and I have over 300 confirmed theories. I am schooled in theoretical physics and I’m the top physicist in the entire US weapons department. You are nothing to me but just another problem. I will solve you the **** out with logic and reasoning the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that feces to me over telegram? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of colleagues across the USA and your inequalities are being solved right now so you better prepare for the equation, maggot. The equation that wipes out the pathetic assemble of atoms you call your life. You’re ******* dead, child. According to my theory of relativity I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with Uranium atoms. Not only am I extensively well-read in quantum mechanics, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Military funding and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little quark. If only you could have known what scientific retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will radiate fury all over you and you will develop cancer from it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#43 - helenwheels (02/19/2013) [-]
Einstein didn't think highly of himself. Nor did Marylyn.
<A picture of OP.
User avatar #51 - Lilstow (02/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>mr. Einstein
>mr.
...
he had a ******* PhD
OP is a faggot
User avatar #64 to #53 - ThaGame (02/20/2013) [-]
dr faggot
#75 - lawlfailwinepic ONLINE (02/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Marylin Monroe had a higher IQ than Albert Einstein.
Einstein: 160
Monroe: 168
User avatar #81 to #75 - doctorstein (02/20/2013) [-]
It's been proven that I.Q.s are about as reliable as power levels.
User avatar #1 - mitchthehugeman (02/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
If Einstein, I would say "Let's get started on those babies"
#22 to #1 - grocer (02/19/2013) [-]
****					 you non-funny faggot cunt.
**** you non-funny faggot cunt.
#41 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #25 - formidableguy (02/19/2013) [+] (13 replies)
She had an IQ score of 168, last time I checked thats not dumb, just saying
User avatar #27 to #26 - formidableguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Oh what a cute and productive response
#48 - broorb (02/20/2013) [-]
HUY, MA   
HOLD MY BEER   
SOMEONE'S WRONG ON THE INTERNET
HUY, MA
HOLD MY BEER
SOMEONE'S WRONG ON THE INTERNET
#17 - myhumps (02/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Einstein didn't have sex with monroe because he was smart enough to know to not sex with a whore
User avatar #49 to #17 - weirdvintagegirl (02/20/2013) [-]
Marilyn Monroe was not a whore.
User avatar #84 - paronix (02/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What's in her hand? I can't make it out and my OCD is burning.

either that or its my stds
User avatar #54 - srskate (02/20/2013) [-]
Marilyn was very smart, apparently.
#36 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
fake
User avatar #28 - buttholee (02/19/2013) [-]
Didn't several people disprove this, saying that they never said this nor did they ever meet
#16 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
Al was a poon-hound, if premis is true...he smashed it.
#9 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
I dunno if she was dumb, but she needed constant reassurance about her appearance because she had extremely low self esteem so I doubt she would have said that.
#8 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Monroe wasn't dumb lol
and frankly I wonder if Einstein even thought so

I mean the whole set up seems a bit sketchy
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