huehuehue. oh albert. At: a prestigious social party Marylin Monroe noticed Mr. Einstein in there, so in her sensual voice spoke to the ones around her and told huehuehue oh albert At: a prestigious social party Marylin Monroe noticed Mr Einstein in there so her sensual voice spoke to the ones around and told
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At: a prestigious
social party Marylin
Monroe noticed Mr.
Einstein in there, so
in her sensual voice
spoke to the ones
around her and told:
Imagine if me and
Einstein had a baby,
could be perfect,
beatiful like me and
smart as him"
Few minutes later,
Einstein was in the
chit and chat, when
someone approached
to him, telling him
what Mrs. Monroe
just said about having
hangs together, He
then replied:
What if it turns out
opposite, ugly like me
and dumb like her..."
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #12 - Maroon
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Assuming this is even true, all it tells me is that Einstein passed up a chance to bone Monroe
User avatar #15 to #12 - thatguywhohasbacon
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Einstein seems like one of those guys who would pass up the hottest woman in the whole damn world if it meant he could make a clever science related joke. Also think of this: shaving ones genitals wasn't popular 'till like the 80's.
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#44 - backintheussr
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Well that didn't go as planned.
#76 to #44 - anon id: ddd30f23
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hot
User avatar #65 to #44 - kalthorak
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That is so sexy
#29 - abcdxyz
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Marilyn Monroe was not formally educated, but she wasn't really dumb. She enjoyed reading and apparently had a quick wit. However she had horrible self esteem issues, which people now speculate is because she grew up at a time where the most any woman was was a pretty face and nothing more, and basically she had to be the dumb blonde because that's all she could be seen in society.

I'm ready for the thumbs down
#30 to #29 - foelkera
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User avatar #47 to #40 - emptysuperman
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"she had an IQ higher than Einstein. her IQ was 168. Einstein's was estimated to be in the high 150s"

Is what the deleted comment said.
User avatar #62 to #47 - zerokiller
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Are you a ******* psychic or is there some way to reply to deleted comments that I don't know about?
#66 to #62 - anon id: 743f09fa
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It's called being here before he got red thumbs and deleted it.
User avatar #67 to #66 - zerokiller
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I was asking him if he was psychic because he said "is what the deleted comment said." I asked my second question mainly as a joke because there isn't any way to reply to deleted comments. If there was and I didn't know about maybe he saw it before it was deleted then came back here and posted it, for some reason. Any other way and I would've essentially been asking the same question twice in one sentence.
User avatar #99 to #67 - Cilreve
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It's easy...you can see the first little bit of someone's deleted comment on their profile page.
User avatar #100 to #99 - zerokiller
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I know that, but how did he reply to the deleted comment?
#108 to #100 - Cilreve
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I didn't notice that before...now I feel like a dumbass. My only answer: he's a wizard.
#45 to #40 - dovahsix
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Are you a ******* idiot?
User avatar #35 to #29 - lokiwins
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She also had a stutter that she self over came.
#18 - pepemex
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#70 - anon id: 377dd250
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She had a higher I.Q than him (true story) but she didn't put her brain to work
#73 to #70 - anon id: fd1978ec
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are you ******* kidding me *****?
User avatar #74 to #70 - huzibizi
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are you ******** my ****
#87 to #70 - defender
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#90 to #70 - jimmynutz
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#78 to #70 - derak
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated bottom of my class in fourth grade, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret projects on the atomic bomb, and I have over 300 confirmed theories. I am schooled in theoretical physics and I’m the top physicist in the entire US weapons department. You are nothing to me but just another problem. I will solve you the **** out with logic and reasoning the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that feces to me over telegram? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of colleagues across the USA and your inequalities are being solved right now so you better prepare for the equation, maggot. The equation that wipes out the pathetic assemble of atoms you call your life. You’re ******* dead, child. According to my theory of relativity I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with Uranium atoms. Not only am I extensively well-read in quantum mechanics, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Military funding and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little quark. If only you could have known what scientific retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will radiate fury all over you and you will develop cancer from it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#89 to #78 - jimmynutz
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Oh God yes
#43 - helenwheels
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Einstein didn't think highly of himself. Nor did Marylyn.
<A picture of OP.
User avatar #51 - Lilstow
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>mr. Einstein
>mr.
...
he had a ******* PhD
OP is a faggot
User avatar #53 to #51 - hammerfell
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Not everyone with a doctorate goes around demanding to be referred to as such. I know 4 people with doctorates, and only one of them goes by "Dr.".
User avatar #64 to #53 - ThaGame
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dr faggot
User avatar #57 to #53 - Lilstow
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However the story never mentioned who was calling him mister, so it sounds like OP is doing it.
Nobody would refer to a historical figure as mister, however they would refer to them as doctor.

Also, why wouldn't you want to be called doctor? I'm a physics major and i hope to get a PhD someday. When/If I do i will want to be called doctor.
User avatar #56 to #53 - larfang
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yea, in fact most of my professors prefer to be called by their first name.
User avatar #58 to #56 - Lilstow
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that's totally fine, but why be called mister?
#75 - lawlfailwinepic
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Marylin Monroe had a higher IQ than Albert Einstein.
Einstein: 160
Monroe: 168
User avatar #80 to #75 - bossmanholms
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source: lawlfailwinepic
#92 to #75 - anon id: a066e398
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I like how people only claim that IQ is unreliable when someone they want to call stupid has a high score.
#95 to #75 - anon id: e61bdb7e
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You people do realize that there is no correlation between IQ and creative genius. Richard Feynman had an IQ of 122.
User avatar #81 to #75 - doctorstein
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It's been proven that I.Q.s are about as reliable as power levels.
#91 to #81 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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Not really, but certainly self-reported IQs are not to be taken seriously.
User avatar #1 - mitchthehugeman
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If Einstein, I would say "Let's get started on those babies"
#2 to #1 - anon id: 737fa6b8
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k
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#22 to #1 - grocer
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**** you non-funny faggot cunt.
**** you non-funny faggot cunt.
User avatar #63 to #22 - defeats
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I can't stop laughing at your comment... It's so harsh and yet justifiable...
User avatar #25 - formidableguy
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She had an IQ score of 168, last time I checked thats not dumb, just saying
#34 to #25 - darkjack
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IQ tests dont work. if I'm 20 and get the score of a 40 year old, im gonna score high, but if im 60 and get the score of a 40 year old im dumb. it doesnt work, that why (i think it was) einstein who refused to take one.
User avatar #42 to #34 - onceman
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You're ******* retarded, your IQ rarely ever changes that much, a girl that's 2 years old has an IQ of 148, when she's an adult it will still be 148, it's relative to age.
User avatar #55 to #42 - Ruspanic
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I think he's referring to the old IQ formula (100x mental age/physical age), which was ridiculous ********. I'm not sure how IQ was calculated around Einstein's time, though.
#37 to #25 - bitchplzzz
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I have an IQ of 140 something and Im a retard
#93 to #37 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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Yeah and you're penis is 10 inches long I"m sure
User avatar #105 to #93 - bitchplzzz
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actually im only about 6 or 7"
User avatar #33 to #25 - slumberdonkey
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I'm not going to doubt that she got a high score on an iq test. What does that mean. I got a 32 on the act and have a 2.5 gpa. What does that make me? Einstein was a genius because he added fantastic advances to the scientific community. I don't give a **** if some ******* bimbo got a good grade on a test. Tests mean nothing.
#26 to #25 - anon id: 21e4443e
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Fake and gay
User avatar #27 to #26 - formidableguy
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Oh what a cute and productive response
#31 to #27 - ColonelHansLanda
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168? doubtful.
#38 to #25 - anon id: 019adfa7
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Kesha has an IQ of 140.........................................................
User avatar #32 to #25 - ariplayer
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168....

HIGHLY DOUBT
User avatar #88 to #25 - redrex
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IQ score isn't reliable