ThumbWhores Ruined My Fap

y u no use TOR?

this^

I have no idea what dxlewis' internet situation is like, but i can't imagine it's fast.
tor would only make it slower.

Better slower than blocked,
just sayan

i guess.
i still think that nsfw should be allowed to have the previous posting limit.

yeah, like maybe just remove the limits for NSFW but keep it for the SFW sections (and maybe reducing it to 3 hours instead)

Dude they must have some sort of Censorship master in their place because this worked for about 5 minutes then when I went back to try another site it was blocked.

I used to live in Dubai, get hotspot shield. When it's activated, you can browse any website.

By all that is holy brothers help this man, do it for one of our own, for freedom......

for porn.

Use www.pornbusters.org trust me that side is gold.

have you tried spankwire or tube8? if not, rely on pics.

Well.. They could disable it in the NSFW? Shouldn't be to hard..?

I know that feel bro.

Is 4chan available?

Nope. Most anything good is blocked. Tumblr is hit or miss but the videos on there don't work. For whatever reason FJ has pretty much the only format for porn vids that isn't blocked... so if anyone is reading this post good quality porn vids on NSFW so I can download them please.

OK, just to clear things up in my head: you are an American soldier deployed in the Middle East (stay safe bro) AND they blocked your porn????!!! Like getting shot isn't stressful enough, now they don't let you release some of it?

Yeah, it's kinda shit huh? It's because their religious views and all and since we use their access points for internet it causes us to deal with their censorship stuff.

If Marines got everything they wanted, they wouldn't be all pissed off and ready to kill people.

The American military tries to uphold a high-standard of moral code, despite our declining moral code on the streets.

Not trying to say that we don't try to uphold a high-standard of moral code but I just want me some porn. Because everyone likes porn.

Haha, I understand. I'm just explaining why the system is the way it is. You have nothing to explain.

4chan works in Kuwait
here 4chan.org

just add an 's' after http.

or you know...you can just use a proxy, can you not?

Well for some blocked sites it works if you put https instead of http

Here they have most of the things to get around everything blocked. They are pretty thorough on making me not be able to enjoy porn...

can you download TOR? I think that you could, possibly, watch porn if you can use TOR.

Also I find it unreasonable that people are thumbing me down, I mean I am trying to help after all...

You know what? Everyone that thumbed you down can suck it. You gave me the most useful bit of info out of them all. You are my Hero. You saved the porn for me. You deserve one of these.

wait, did TOR actually help you? I'll be so glad if it did

blame your fucking middle-east shithole, faggot.

I'm deployed, with internet, complaining that I don't have proper porn. All things considered not too bad.

And to be honest I am only in the service to get school paid for then retire and then never set foot in America again. Because fuck America.

i think you're the only soldier i've met who doesn't say their reason is "cuz deres sandniggers dere"

I had a similar convo with one of my coworkers here. Cause there definitely are plenty here that do that, "Murica. If you ain't from it you can suck it" bullshit. It's annoying and everyone hates it not just those that are the target of it.

it's just not the same. i'm unreasonably picky when it comes to porn.

If they are so good, they can post comments on their original post, just like 4chan.

go to fapdu. It has all the videos (more or less) from all the other sites
including:
pornhub
xvideos
xhamster
twistys
brazzers (they sometimes get taken down)
and other sites.

trust me. I'm a level 80 fapper.
ignore the text and observe the spinning tits

tblop.com
THE BIG LIST OF PORN. Fucking gold that site.

Thats one I havent heard of before. Ill check it out. Thank you, diarrhea.

or cliphunter... xvideos... pornhub.... just use google and end what ever you're typing with "porn stream" it'll find what ever you want

or motherless

There's some gems among the rough though.

for example i found a porn star who looks like emma watson

But its a great way to find sauce for good porn

or maybe post your stuff in the comments?

There is a size limit.
They can only be so big.

Thats what she said

Wow, I'm glad I hung in there.

Yeah, man! Sucks, I rarely see any porn comps.

Finally, someone who gets it...

^^^^^What he said, and also if you cant upload many things, uploaud them to the straightboard since its already dead

No!!! i'm twelve and a half. get it right you dumb shit. i fucked your mom. whatcha gonna do about it?

same, oh god

I don't really prefer number 4 for two main reasons

1. I always browse for t3h pr0nz in Incognito
2. If there's something you like but don't wanna save porn on your hard drive you might not find it again.

it will still have the title funnyjunk.com/NSFW/133769/Latex+Girl+Dick+In+Ass+Hardcore+Porn

you do not understand my disappointment when that link was dead.

funnyjunk.com/NSFW/55684/Don't+be+lazy+and+search+it+in+nsfw

WAIT! You just masturbated!?!?!?!

But that could have just been a funny title.

"Meh" could be considered an overstatement

indeed. items are what fucked up this site. LOL you mean nimda?

I think he means ad‭min.

so do I.

nimda is items backwards.

items is ‮ ...sdrawkcab items

...

you're more god than I am.

i bow to you.

F.A.G.M.I.N.

It was actually meant for posts with any swearing or potential offensiveness.

no thats not fucking right we say all the offensive shit in SFW and no one bitches about it. hell nigger is used every other content

It was MEANT for that stuff, but that's not it anymore.

Word flitters fixed that for us but now items is to busy worrying about items. Then he gave control to the other guy and items hasn't been seen in months.

so why is there a masturbating green alien on the frontpage of NSFW hmmmm?


i have no reaction picture due to have to wiping my harddrive so just imagine one.

In all fairness, I like NSFW because it serves as a good warm up. I can go there and find some good things or new people that I can then go and search elsewhere.

It wasn't even designed for porn really though, it was originally meant to be for things that were 18+ like gore, etc. People just assumed that because it was 18+ they should spam it with tits.