cashiers. Not mine.. loius,. It's his job. This joke isn't funny anymore.
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Submitted: 02/18/2013
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User avatar #2 - BunnyStew (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It's his job. This joke isn't funny anymore.
User avatar #5 - Apex (02/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Oh, the item won't scan?
Please, tell me WHY you should get this for free.

Oh, the item scans at $4, but there's a sign that says $2?
Please, tell me how I'm wasting YOUR time checking to see if that's correct.

Oh, the item in the catalogue isn't in?
Please, tell me how it's OUR fault that it isn't in.

Oh, you want a refund on a pair of underwear bought 3 months ago?
Please, tell me WHY we're assholes for not giving you a refund.

Oh, you've studied Law for 2 years and know we can't touch you when you steal?
Please, tell me how that's supposed to stop me from detaining you and calling the police?

Oh, you've been caught for stealing?
Please, tell me why you think it's unfair that no retail store will let you shop there.

I can keep going and going. I work in a retail store where this happens on a weekly basis.
#13 - hammerofjustice (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)

>be me working register at Target
>woman tries to buy lighters along with $750 of clothes, food, hygiene items
>register automatically cards all controlled products regardless of who is buying
>ID needs to be swiped, its a ******* cash register, how would it know your age anyway?
>woman is clearly in mid 30s at best, ask for ID anyway
>woman rolls eyes
>shows ID still in wallet, tell her I need to swipe it
>starts with the attitude
>says she isn't removing ID from wallet and that I can read the birthday
>I already know what's gonna happen
>say no problem ma'am with a smile
>rolls eyes again
>key driver's license number and birthday in
>register needs supervisor code, tell her I have to wait for the manager
>rolls eyes and grunts, I'm laughing on inside
>says just take the lighters off
>can't, register locks onto that screen, need supervisor code to take them off
>she's clearly mad, I'm trying not to laugh
>ten minutes go buy, manager finally gets to front of store from stockroom
>takes 2 seconds to key in code
>her face is about to explode with frustration and anger
>makes comment about all this time for that, manager shuts her down by saying he had other customers to help first
>I'm trying not to lose it in front of her, bitch pays and leaves
>MFW I wasted 10 minutes of her time for not taking 10 seconds to just give me her license
User avatar #7 - mattdoggy (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You are supposed to check unless they look over 45 where i'm from, and thanks to my friend you have to check no matter how they look
>be hanging out around at a counter with my friend having light conversation
>he is just manning the counter doing nothing really
>an old looking lady, looked not a day under 50 comes up and asks for some smokes
>friend sells them to her without even thinking twice
>she smiles and walks out
>comes back in with cops and calls up friends manager
>is being a total slut about the whole situation and is making a huge scene about it
>explains how "you aren't suppose to sell to anyone without ID'ing them unless they look over 45"
>my friend without missing a beat says "ma'am you are at least fifty"
>she flips her mind and starts swearing saying he is just being rude because he got caught doing wrong
>demands he gets fired then and there or the store owner can lose his license
>he gets fired by the reluctant manager
>we call the ladies supervisor who knows who we are talking about without even saying her name
>"that old skank is always rude as hell and won't admit she is getting old"
>couldn't help us but it felt good to know she is disliked for her job
#16 - Ilubeitup (02/19/2013) [-]
95% of the time when an item won't scan people never cease to say these 3 magic words. "MUST BE FREE". I wish everyone had to work in retail, or at a restaurant, just to see how stupid and rude people really are.
User avatar #17 - nubinzzzzz (02/19/2013) [-]
They either say it because they look too young; part of their job
...or some people simply want to hit off a's not the end of the ******* universe you whore
User avatar #12 - Kaii (02/19/2013) [-]
Sometimes I say it to people because they look like they need cheering up. But if they look too unhappy I don't bother
User avatar #11 - kinglobster (02/19/2013) [-]
no sir, im just trying to keep my job
User avatar #10 - azraelthemage (02/19/2013) [-]
When you work as a cashier, and you could fired just for not asking no matter how old they look, then you can joke about this asshole.
#4 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
this is funny because you can get fired if you dont ask everybody. you literally have to put in a birthday. of course no one on fj would know that becasue they are all 12 year old faggots who never worked a day in their lives
User avatar #1 - taintedangel (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
He's working for Walmart, so yes, yes he is.
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