It has been known for many years
that Sex was good exercise,
but until now...
nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content
of different sexual activities.
New after "original and proprietary" research
the results are in:
With her conetient-., --.--'! 2 Calories
standing -) 2 Calories
Doggy -) Calories
Getting up Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediate/ Bl E Calories
GETTING It SECONG) .-
If you are'.
DRESSING J\ FTE ewe FEDS:
With her father knocking at the theier... Calories
With your wife knocking at the door-.. 1 3, 521 Calories
Results may vary