The Dog Ran. . Find the nearest book and turn to page 43. The second sentence of the second paragraph decides your sex life for the next 4 years.. Taken by "Cujo" by Stephen King "It was like an explosion of sewage from a buried pipe." horrible
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - critique
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Taken by "Cujo" by Stephen King   
"It was like an explosion of sewage from a buried pipe."
Taken by "Cujo" by Stephen King
"It was like an explosion of sewage from a buried pipe."
#80 - tricksandshit
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"The genie tossed aside his cape and jerkin in bare chested readiness for battle."
User avatar #7 - gtst
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From Road & Track November 2012
"This is a battle of the hardcore, turbocharged compromises."

It's a magazine, and I don't have a book nearby. Deal with it.
User avatar #6 - markthepoet
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from Artemis Fowl:
"Charming, she thought."
User avatar #14 - hindenburgh
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Pennsylvania Driver's Manual-
if you are going to break where other drivers may not expect it, quickly tap your break pedal three (3) or four (4) times.
User avatar #1 - asukalangley
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There's only one sentence in the second paragraph of page 43 in my book.
User avatar #2 to #1 - seniorfunny [OP]
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go with that then
User avatar #3 to #2 - asukalangley
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"Cinna," I whisper.
I guess that isn't a very active sex life.
User avatar #4 to #3 - seniorfunny [OP]
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At least its not mine
"Isn't it so"?
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#36 - shaunyy
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Oh dear.. Here we go..    
Sentence: She was kneading her sex with one hand and manipulating the tail with the other as David thrust fast and deep, for he found that he could move his hips now.   
   
And if it were the sentence after that..   
"**** me," she ordered in a hellishly deep hoarse voice, "**** my arse. **** it hard David. Squirt it full"
Oh dear.. Here we go..
Sentence: She was kneading her sex with one hand and manipulating the tail with the other as David thrust fast and deep, for he found that he could move his hips now.

And if it were the sentence after that..
"**** me," she ordered in a hellishly deep hoarse voice, "**** my arse. **** it hard David. Squirt it full"
User avatar #43 to #36 - somniumecstasi
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I want to know everything about that book.
#108 to #43 - shaunyy
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It's basically about a 19th century castle full of demon type people or vampires, and some normal human comes and basically it's all this one girl who's constantly horny always ******* this human behind her husbands back and the dude is just like "Wtf" but doesn't stop it   
A very sexual novel it's a great read.
It's basically about a 19th century castle full of demon type people or vampires, and some normal human comes and basically it's all this one girl who's constantly horny always ******* this human behind her husbands back and the dude is just like "Wtf" but doesn't stop it
A very sexual novel it's a great read.
User avatar #109 to #108 - somniumecstasi
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name of the book?
User avatar #26 - dejax
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" Condylomata acuminata, are symptoms of a highly contagious sexually transmitted disease caused by some sub-types of human papillomavirus
omg one of my moms nursing books...you set me up to it...
User avatar #20 - extacygold
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From the complete idiots guide to learning spanish: They also come in handy for other uses, such as asking what time the bank opens.