The Dog Ran. . Find the nearest book and turn to page 43. The second sentence of the second paragraph decides your sex life for the next 4 years.. Taken by "Cujo" by Stephen King "It was like an explosion of sewage from a buried pipe."
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The Dog Ran

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Find the nearest book
and turn to page 43.
The second sentence of
the second paragraph
decides your sex life
for the next 4 years.
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Submitted: 02/18/2013
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#5 - critique (02/18/2013) [-]
Taken by "Cujo" by Stephen King   
"It was like an explosion of sewage from a buried pipe."
Taken by "Cujo" by Stephen King
"It was like an explosion of sewage from a buried pipe."
#80 - tricksandshit (02/18/2013) [-]
"The genie tossed aside his cape and jerkin in bare chested readiness for battle."
User avatar #7 - gtst (02/18/2013) [-]
From Road & Track November 2012
"This is a battle of the hardcore, turbocharged compromises."

It's a magazine, and I don't have a book nearby. Deal with it.
User avatar #6 - markthepoet (02/18/2013) [-]
from Artemis Fowl:
"Charming, she thought."
User avatar #14 - hindenburgh (02/18/2013) [-]
Pennsylvania Driver's Manual-
if you are going to break where other drivers may not expect it, quickly tap your break pedal three (3) or four (4) times.
User avatar #1 - asukalangley (02/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
There's only one sentence in the second paragraph of page 43 in my book.
#92 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
"i watched as her convulsions slowed to tremors and her tremors faded until she lay still." I'm ok with this.
User avatar #78 - snakes (02/18/2013) [-]
Dead bodies were brought out time and again. - Red Partisan
#66 - BerryLicious (02/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Sit still, Mrs Dean!" I cried, "do sit still, another half hour!"
#52 - anonymous (02/18/2013) [-]
No text but a picture of Donkey Kong from 1981. Strange... (from "1001 Video Games you must play before you die")
+1
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User avatar #44 - gocacola (02/18/2013) [-]
"Drinking tea every afternoon"
#36 - shaunyy (02/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Oh dear.. Here we go..    
Sentence: She was kneading her sex with one hand and manipulating the tail with the other as David thrust fast and deep, for he found that he could move his hips now.   
   
And if it were the sentence after that..   
"						****					 me," she ordered in a hellishly deep hoarse voice, "						****					 my arse. 						****					 it hard David. Squirt it full"
Oh dear.. Here we go..
Sentence: She was kneading her sex with one hand and manipulating the tail with the other as David thrust fast and deep, for he found that he could move his hips now.

And if it were the sentence after that..
" **** me," she ordered in a hellishly deep hoarse voice, " **** my arse. **** it hard David. Squirt it full"
User avatar #43 to #36 - somniumecstasi (02/18/2013) [-]
I want to know everything about that book.
User avatar #26 - dejax (02/18/2013) [-]
" Condylomata acuminata, are symptoms of a highly contagious sexually transmitted disease caused by some sub-types of human papillomavirus
omg one of my moms nursing books...you set me up to it...
#21 - anonymous (02/18/2013) [-]
Last page of chapter. Only one paragraph. No sex life for next 4 years.
User avatar #20 - extacygold (02/18/2013) [-]
From the complete idiots guide to learning spanish: They also come in handy for other uses, such as asking what time the bank opens.
User avatar #9 - yolvag (02/18/2013) [-]
Nor was there any doubt she referred to his abduction of her...
his wicked ways by samantha james.
#74 - anonymous (02/18/2013) [-]
"He had spent a lot of time in piddling little hinter towns, where the poor rubbed up against the edges of whatever kingdom claimed dominion over their scrubby fields." ~Corps Rat King
#50 - blandknight (02/18/2013) [-]
And in Utumno he gathered his demons about him, those spirits who first adhered to him in the days of his splendour, and became most like him in his corruption: their hearts were of fire, but they were cloaked in darkness, and terror went before them; they had whips of flame.

wut
#29 - galapagon (02/18/2013) [-]
The book nearest to me is from a auto auction, so it's full of pictures... so?
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