Small Dogs. Cute, but essentially useless.. Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.. But but....pugs are cool!!!
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#3 - bonboy (02/18/2013) [-]
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#58 - ungcc (02/18/2013) [-]
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#1 - critique (02/18/2013) [-]
Essentially useless, but pretty damned cute.
Essentially useless, but pretty damned cute.
User avatar #5 to #1 - foelkera (02/18/2013) [-]
yeah, cute during the time they aren't narcissistic sadist arseholes
#29 to #5 - KnowinglyUnknown (02/18/2013) [-]
I repeat, I shall never be a cat person.
I repeat, I shall never be a cat person.
#33 - fuperbooper (02/18/2013) [-]
Any animal under 40 lbs. can be legally 			******		 in West Virginia.
Any animal under 40 lbs. can be legally ****** in West Virginia.
#76 to #33 - turlesrfun (02/19/2013) [-]
Any animal can be legally 			******		 in Texas.
Any animal can be legally ****** in Texas.
#100 to #33 - pkthunderomega (02/19/2013) [-]
from a Texas fag: no it's not **** you
User avatar #101 to #100 - fuperbooper (02/19/2013) [-]
You are replying to the wrong person.
I never said anything about Texas.
If you are talking about West Virginia, you are wrong.
#49 to #33 - whatugawkinat (02/18/2013) [-]
MFW I live in West Virginia
#43 to #33 - improbablyyourdad (02/18/2013) [-]
Why do you know that?
#69 to #52 - fuperbooper (02/19/2013) [-]
...no reason...
...no reason...
#99 to #43 - greenthegunstar (02/19/2013) [-]
MFW reading that.
#6 - oxYKellark (02/18/2013) [-]
But cats are awesome they kill **** .
#97 to #6 - greenthegunstar (02/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, but the problem is...they only kill things for fun...they never really eat what they kill.
User avatar #103 to #97 - oxYKellark (02/19/2013) [-]
But thats why i like them.
User avatar #47 to #6 - mezznok ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
You DO understand that there are wild dogs who kill things.... IN THE WILD
#48 to #47 - oxYKellark (02/18/2013) [-]
Yeah because i want a wild dog as a pet, and i know dogs kill things too no **** . Im just saying cats do it a lot more.
User avatar #60 to #48 - deadrifler (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't know, my cat hasn't killed a deer, pig or a cow yet. The deer was alright, the cow....not so much.

Apparently my dogs are trying to tell me something about my choice of their dog food...
#65 to #60 - partnerintroll (02/19/2013) [-]
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#4 - kosicandavid (02/18/2013) [-]
But but....pugs are cool!!!
User avatar #7 to #4 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (02/18/2013) [-]
I'd thumb you up, but then I'd have to do math.



**** math.
User avatar #8 to #7 - BerryLicious (02/18/2013) [-]
FFS I'll do it then.
User avatar #9 to #8 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (02/18/2013) [-]
Good boy!
User avatar #10 to #9 - BerryLicious (02/18/2013) [-]
Thanks... Wait a minute... I don't have a penis...
User avatar #11 to #10 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (02/18/2013) [-]
You do now.
User avatar #12 to #11 - BerryLicious (02/18/2013) [-]
Thanks, I've been looking for one.
User avatar #14 to #12 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (02/18/2013) [-]
FYI: I just did math for you.
You now owe me one lollypop and a pickle.
User avatar #13 to #12 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (02/18/2013) [-]
You are very welcome!
User avatar #15 to #13 - BerryLicious (02/18/2013) [-]
I'll have to get rid of the tits if I'm going to be a fully-fledged man though. To the butchers!
User avatar #16 to #15 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (02/18/2013) [-]
I can help with that.
I should have a rusty butter knife somewhere.
User avatar #17 to #16 - BerryLicious (02/18/2013) [-]
Still bloody from the last slaughtered Imperial?
User avatar #18 to #17 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (02/18/2013) [-]
Bloody? yes.
Because of a slaughtered imperial? no.
You aren't the first victim of one of my surprise sex changes.
User avatar #19 to #18 - BerryLicious (02/18/2013) [-]
Lets do this.
User avatar #21 to #19 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (02/18/2013) [-]
I already did it while you were reading my previous comment.

I'm quick.
User avatar #22 to #21 - BerryLicious (02/18/2013) [-]
Well **** . Didn't feel a thing. That's a huge weight off my chest.
User avatar #23 to #22 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (02/18/2013) [-]
Yes, yes it... wait... oooh... I see what you did there!
User avatar #24 to #23 - BerryLicious (02/18/2013) [-]
Boom.
User avatar #28 to #24 - psykobear (02/18/2013) [-]
This thread right here...
My sides!
Thumbs for everyone!
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#57 - magicmanatm (02/18/2013) [-]
See this guy right here? He is a dachshund, or a common nickname being the wienerdog. He was bred with the soul purpose of hunting and flushing out  burrow dwelling animals such as badgers. Useless? I think not.   
does that look like the face of mercy?
See this guy right here? He is a dachshund, or a common nickname being the wienerdog. He was bred with the soul purpose of hunting and flushing out burrow dwelling animals such as badgers. Useless? I think not.
does that look like the face of mercy?
User avatar #59 to #57 - angelmatvey (02/19/2013) [-]
I have a dachshund, and yeah, he's pretty much useless. The breed has its purpose, though, I agree.
#26 - jacksterlad (02/18/2013) [-]
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#44 to #26 - anon (02/18/2013) [-]
WHY CAN'T I LOOK AWAYYYYYYYYYYYY
#95 - killerblue (02/19/2013) [-]
*[meows internally]
#27 - anon (02/18/2013) [-]
False, small dogs pick up chicks.
#83 - helenwheels (02/19/2013) [-]
Cats are vital for agriculture because they kill mice that eat all our food.
#68 - Temperance (02/19/2013) [-]
But...but...corgis.
User avatar #71 to #68 - chuckstein (02/19/2013) [-]
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#96 to #71 - mattmanhemi (02/19/2013) [-]
is it sad that i already saw these....
User avatar #102 to #96 - chuckstein (02/19/2013) [-]
No.
IT'S SOOOOO CUUUUUUTE
#50 - whatugawkinat (02/18/2013) [-]
I guess he has never heard of a Beagle?
#51 to #50 - anon (02/18/2013) [-]
Beagles are the don!!
#63 to #50 - omgitztom (02/19/2013) [-]
No he hasn't.
#98 - cumsinbucket (02/19/2013) [-]
Its not the size of the dog that matters its the amount of unconditional love that it shows it's owner. or tacos
#72 - ironhidethegreat (02/19/2013) [-]
Does this look like the face of MERCY
#55 - thehornedking (02/18/2013) [-]
German Pinchers are badass and max out at 40. Some English Bulldogs max out at fifty.
German Pinchers are badass and max out at 40. Some English Bulldogs max out at fifty.
#32 - silentnigga (02/18/2013) [-]
I love parks and rec posts!
I love parks and rec posts!
#31 - captainmargeret (02/18/2013) [-]
whoever this man is, he needs to come and improve the uk!
whoever this man is, he needs to come and improve the uk!
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