I was browsing amazon.. I was looking at tazer knuckles on amazon when I saw this. I laughed pretty damn hard. link for proof. www.amazon.com/Blast-Knuckles-The
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I was browsing amazon.

I was looking at tazer knuckles on amazon when I saw this. I laughed pretty damn hard. link for proof.


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#1 - thefirstporkchop (02/18/2013) [-]
quite a story
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#3 - dpcrosby (02/18/2013) [-]
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#2 - bluegrass (02/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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10/10 would read again

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