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lli. iptx [135 Keh" " _ bgo_ ogle
Anonymous 07/ 07/" : 06 No. 3003380 NI
filling nutjob application yesterday
e Other names or nickname you go by
happened to see Escape from LA on the tele while eating breakfast morning and put down
Snake
whens rings today
a Hello. isthis Snake?
send up acting like this awkward freakouts a speech impediment entire conversation
elem" actually wants me to come in for an interview
cm God. Am I supposed to keep the act up or do Ijust awkwardly drop it and act completely normal as
soon as I see her itwould that come across as dishonest or oh god why is this happening
Anonymous fil( Sagal , :39 No.
Well long story shorta awkwardly trolleater entire interview and somehow got thejoz. I can only imagine these places getsome perk from the gov' t for
meeting a minimum quota essentally challenged employees. She actually stepped away hallway through the interview and brought in some other boss
andthey old District Manager guy that was wearing a cowboy hat. He shook my hand and said' It' s doodoo meet you, Snake" he couldnt of been a day
Some tidbits from the interview:
Do you have a wife or children?"
Halo I live with my .."
Ckoh..." (awkward silence}
Tell me about yourself! What do you do forfan?"
Well its a good !"
ssa..." (just kinda hissed quietly for no reason, she looked a little weirded out)
What would you say are your strengths?"
Cance Icrap a taske dont let go until Mass finished."
That' s great! Wow."
This *********** woman, she was entire time like in a constant state bishock. I comletely it was intense for her. I felt awkward as **** so I
just did a the whole time and was a with some of my S' s, but others came out in full force unintentionally.
Istant on Monday. I dont know ifl can seenthis up when it comes to meeting others, there' s some painfully cute girls working there and andjust kill my
soul. ifthey will give me a nametag with Snake on it but ifthey do I' ll upload a picture on monday.
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#8 - karidagur (02/18/2013) [-]
this is one of those reposts that just gets better every time you read it
#3 - Zyklone (02/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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just being honest
User avatar #4 to #3 - anbieter (02/18/2013) [-]
I'm not suprised,
******* can't read.
User avatar #2 - vycanismajoris (02/18/2013) [-]
I know thesse mussst be liess but they are sso fun anywayss!



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#1 - StarvedSouthKorean (02/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Haha.
User avatar #9 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
this tickles my funnybone
#11 - grimmapple (02/19/2013) [-]
Every time I see this I end up laughing more than I did the previous time I saw it reposted.
User avatar #10 - lawlzeeful (02/18/2013) [-]
I just want to know if they gave him a nametag with "Snake" on it.
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