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Anonymous 07/ 07/" : 06 No. 3003380 NI
filling nutjob application yesterday
e Other names or nickname you go by
happened to see Escape from LA on the tele while eating breakfast morning and put down
whens rings today
a Hello. isthis Snake?
send up acting like this awkward freakouts a speech impediment entire conversation
elem" actually wants me to come in for an interview
cm God. Am I supposed to keep the act up or do Ijust awkwardly drop it and act completely normal as
soon as I see her itwould that come across as dishonest or oh god why is this happening
Anonymous fil( Sagal , :39 No.
Well long story shorta awkwardly trolleater entire interview and somehow got thejoz. I can only imagine these places getsome perk from the gov' t for
meeting a minimum quota essentally challenged employees. She actually stepped away hallway through the interview and brought in some other boss
andthey old District Manager guy that was wearing a cowboy hat. He shook my hand and said' It' s doodoo meet you, Snake" he couldnt of been a day
Some tidbits from the interview:
Do you have a wife or children?"
Halo I live with my .."
Ckoh..." (awkward silence}
Tell me about yourself! What do you do forfan?"
Well its a good !"
ssa..." (just kinda hissed quietly for no reason, she looked a little weirded out)
What would you say are your strengths?"
Cance Icrap a taske dont let go until Mass finished."
That' s great! Wow."
This ponyfucking woman, she was entire time like in a constant state bishock. I comletely it was intense for her. I felt awkward as fuck so I
just did a the whole time and was a with some of my S' s, but others came out in full force unintentionally.
Istant on Monday. I dont know ifl can seenthis up when it comes to meeting others, there' s some painfully cute girls working there and andjust kill my
soul. ifthey will give me a nametag with Snake on it but ifthey do I' ll upload a picture on monday.